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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

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Big Tone36 5 hours ago @Hashtag1981 NEW
Right! RP gear just as good in my opinion plus a lil xtra. Be grateful uncle R is so generous mfkrs

Never ends

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Lol is that before or after twisted's below? Jesus did he just keep stroking?

TrenAllDay's picture

Hahah it was before!

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Yup, he just kept waxing and waxing. Apparently I'm also gayer than AIDS. Whatever the fuck that means.

TrenAllDay's picture

Haha. He's hoping to get a free vial for all that slobbin

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Big Tone36 2 hours ago @The Impastable
Ill put my white on ur girls chin how bout that. Tellin mfkrs how it is isnt fan boyin RP. My man shit is on point just facts

Now hes on there telling people to kill themselves cause he loves hes source .. what a joke

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Bumpkin must have back issues bending over the way he does for his source.

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He's ate up that's for damn sure

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Ok I'm tired of this person's constant cock sucking. It's time to finally call this dick rider out. I'm starting to think he's a rep. Just look at this shill's conversation.

I present to you all, Ace Ventura:

Ace Ventura 22 hours ago @MikePino
Exactly. Using that hurricane as an excuse is extremely lame. I also wouldn't be surprised if he's making up the shit about losing power and using a generator etc. The only thing he loves to generate is sympathy. :~\

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MITCH 23 10 hours ago @ace Ventura NEW
Whats up ace..u still waiting on gear?

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Ace Ventura 9 hours ago @Mitch 23 NEW
No, not from this motherfucker

smh... you want a towel to clean up?

;)

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I like how he says "no not from this motherfucker" lol

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It's the best. That's what made me post it. He had another one a month or so back where he said he's a terrible business man that doesn't value his clients (can't remember the rest), but I didn't feel like digging it up. That woulda been work and actual effort so fuck that.

Good ol' Ace lol

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jagerbombs 1 hour ago @Odyssey1
No he doesn't have to shed some fucking light as I'm sure he's got an actually life from peddling AAS online it could literally be any of a million reasons. For all you u know he just had his first kid... who knows?! But u hope he can shed some light to put your mind at ease; who're you? This isn't unusual AND... there's shit loads of other sources to choose from. U kids today feel you're entitled to 100% transparency.....even from ur drug dealers!!!! it's hilarious.

I dont get it all the guy asked was for the source to shed some light on some issues related to gear isnt that what SI is still for since when is asking a source to clear some stuff up considered "expecting a 100 percent transparency"....
what a fuckin joke

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Hahaha I was about to do the same thing

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nsquarto 1 week ago
As an eroid user for years, I can say w/o a doubt King is by far one of the best in the game, fast as hell with monk-like patience. When you find a source like so.. stay loyal. As far as the gear I swear it's gonna be an early xmas when the mail arrives!

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Beat ya to it 1 page back lol. Worth a repost tho.

I guess this guy buys his own Christmas gifts. Damn shame, really.

TrenAllDay's picture

Ha, 66.6666667% of my love letters have come from there

DfromPhilly's picture

Different king, but good to know.

TrenAllDay's picture

Ahh, I see.

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greenarrow 23 hours ago
Pack landed Yesterday, all items came in perfect condition.
10 x Sustanon
Its my 8th order from Rawpower.
Raw products are worth more than gold and bitcoin combine.
My last bloods from Quest Diagnostics my levels of testosterone were over 3200ng
Rawpower runs his business like a well oiled machine.
He produces one of best oils in the business

ROFL Is this real life ?

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Wow, this may be a new record knob slobberer

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Bigdaddy81

Brother. I'm sorry i had to deal cause bull shit on your page all because i tried to leave good information about you and your business. From now own I'll make another reveiew instead of being called a cock sucker:) brother it makes me wonder how many tinnie boppers their are on this site ! Oh well I know its not between two business grown men like us so salute to all the good guys ,grown men who, like me and you who can pick out Pampers in a crowd and I still say you're the best damn source in the World they can say whatever brother ....TY

Back at it

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Sources should know by now excessive nut hugging always turns on them. But just for the record my personal take on who the best domestics are/were are a tie. The one who has been here non-stop for the longest and the one who walked away on top...

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I sold really good weed and other incidentals when I was in college and I never had to scrape anyone off my zipper. it really baffles me why people do this, it has to be a serious lack of intelligence or brain damage. Or under 25.

He can pick out pampers in a crowd, fkn pedophile much?

im tempted to open that door and have at him again.

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I think people are just blown away by the fact that they bought drugs off the internet and acutally got what they paid for.

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Just want to add...everyone jerks their cock to his shipping speed, but it's no better than ANY OTHER domestic source in the top 10

TrenAllDay's picture

Hahah seriously man I don't get it, makes me sick.

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Fkn dbl post.

DSTER's picture

Lol

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Bigdaddy81 resonse to his cum guzzling

Everyone lives, knows, trusts and waits on Raw if we had to ,but this punk ass who is doing his best to run people down and always talking about swallowing cum! Let's everyone look into every site (Irishmack) has so indourced yet he is glad to pop off on our greatest source ever RP4U .Now if you'll just look everyone ,he wants to run our source down but, I'll be damn ,if he doesn't enforce companies like domestic-gear and lots of others thumb through his shit if you notice in 2014 he says he was 41 but I'll be damn 2017 he's 25 now my God how amazing!!!!!! So everyone look all through (Irishmack) aka pussy ass leprechauns who try to run down our source but look at the pictures of his gear and you'll all see that (Irishmack) has domestic is about all he has who had done nothing but ripp people off. So fuck you Irishmack ! We all will and do have Raws back!

Even though I am getting trashed like crazy there now by the source and this retard I wont go back, cant believe he cried to you Pale.

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Wow. What's the secret to turning 25 again Mac?

IrishMack's picture

Edit your profile, and change it to any age you want, there you go lol

Sam I Am's picture

I tried that but when I look in the mirror I still see Hank Hill on steroids.

vhman's picture

Fanboys are entertaining to say the least. Idiots abound!

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Everyone lives, knows, trusts and waits on Raw if we had to

Dude needs to relax. I'd be embarrassed to have someone named bigdaddy preaching for me LOL

IrishMack's picture

Im staying out for Pales sake, he has better things to deal with.

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Well RP! Brother i just wanna tell you that I myself would love to work for you ! I have never done business with anyone, that I have never met but trust and respect more than you! I know when everytime i order you have told me how to pay in minutes and I pay and 2 days after i order and pay, with no doubt in the world my wife says baby its been 2 days and the mail just ran better go get your package from Raw! I just wanna say thanks to you and any associate on this Labor day weekend ! When it comes to other companies, I have to say you make everyone of them look like they are running in slow motion and your testosterone for instance is better than the Watson brand the Dr. Had me paying $175 for! So once again thanks brother!

helloBrooklyn's picture

This is like, the Tom Brady of fanboy quotes right here.

TrenAllDay's picture

Haha!

DfromPhilly's picture

Dude, this page is for quoting fan boys, not working out scripts for gay porn. Although I must admit I like a holiday theme.

TrenAllDay's picture

Man, I've never seen an si filled with more of them. That place is primed and ready for a huge bukkake.

DSTER's picture

Starting to heat up in there now, really wish eroids had that popcorn emoji.

DfromPhilly's picture

You could always use the Micheal Jackson thriller popcorn gif. It's a classic

IrishMack's picture

Im gonna get out of that page now, I touched a nerve lol.

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My chick hates me right now. I actually laughed out loud. She asked why. I tried to explain it to her. No dice. My fault for not saying "nothing just dumb shit on eroids".

IrishMack's picture

Haha, its always a good time.

TrenAllDay's picture

Come on guys...adults only!

Hahaa that was a good one

DfromPhilly's picture

I bet the disciples really thought he stuck it to "25" year old Mac real good. Lol

Edit: I just noticed this thread is visible to non members. That's awesome.

IrishMack's picture

You can speak the truth until your blue in the face and it wont phase them.

Gymjunkie01's picture

You know that bad part is.. he actually has good gear from what I used but all the nut huggers makes him look bad

IrishMack's picture

I believe it, a lot of people say the same, bit the pickle tasters always steer me away.