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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

twistedsister's picture

My bad i flagged you

DfromPhilly's picture

I take it back, the ass is worse than the rat tail. Dude wtf

twistedsister's picture

thanks Steve i was just about to get it in and logged in seen this lol .. now i dont know if its going to happen

DfromPhilly's picture

Is it weird that I’m more offended by the rat tail? I haven’t seen one of those since little league.

TrenAllDay's picture

Hahahaha a rat tail! Butt cheeks and rat tail all in one pic...disturbing

twistedsister's picture

Its punk shit probably a banger

DfromPhilly's picture

I had no idea people still did that. Is it a southern thing? Or do I just not see enough headbangers in real life?

twistedsister's picture

No not like rock i meant gang banger

DfromPhilly's picture

Really?! Damn. Any gang banger ive ever met would gang bang this dude just for having a rat tail lol. Oh maybe bikers though. I never had much interaction with those guys. There’s so much I don’t know... haha

Oh and congrats on the gold sticker. You’re totes super important now.

twistedsister's picture

lol hell yea

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Rxmuscle 7 hours ago @--RP4U-- NEW
I love RP more than Olive Garden breadsticks

Here it goes...his si page should be integrated with this one somehow

twistedsister's picture

I'm suprised he didnt say breadless corndogs

Muffins's picture

Those breadsticks are amazing no homo - sounded kinda homo.

vhman's picture

No, that was full homo. Breadsticks always are (no homo).

Sam I Am's picture

Where do these people come from?

TrenAllDay's picture

The world may never know...

Merces33letifer's picture

oops

twistedsister's picture

winning
put a > in front to quote it no space

Merces33letifer's picture

learn something everyday. thanks big guy

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Merces33letifer's picture

oh my goodness. you da man! thanks

twistedsister's picture

Gotta be cool 8) Np

Pinning85's picture

Thanks bro .. I was wondering lol

twistedsister's picture

your welcome boo haha wtf
Edit : i feel weird even saying it as a joke

Pinning85's picture

It's ok boo , just don't forget
NO HOMO

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daksmack 53 minutes ago NEW
when the shots come raining in like a wet stripper pole, most tuck their tales and run for the bushes, RP rips the pin out of the grenade and tosses it at your ass!!!(just had a visual) fuck em RP, keep doing you boo.

DID HE JUST CALL HIM Boo? TF

Merces33letifer's picture

these analogies alone make me cringe

DfromPhilly's picture

God dammit you beat me to it. Well done. This is a rough one.

The Impastable's picture

This has to be top 5.

DfromPhilly's picture

Definitely eligible for the hall of fame

BigWA67's picture

If not #1 hahahaha

Sam I Am's picture

It's pathetic. How do these people end up on the same SIs. This stuffs why I don't try him. There actually hurting his buisness.

Jayzgainz's picture

I will second that. Ive thought about trying him as well but have a hard time pulling the trigger because of all the fanboys crawling around. Something dont feel right about it.

twistedsister's picture

Thats what i tried to tell him from what i hear the gears good but from what i see how can you know for sure with all the fanboys .. the gotta be doing it on purpose at this point no way they are on them nuts like that

The Impastable's picture

I'm pretty sure it's the same guys just jumping from one source to the next, once one goes under they cling to the nutsack of another like fucking remoras.

TrenAllDay's picture

Hahahaha

Pale's picture

Wow! That dude is lucky gear pics are no longer worth points but if ever was a case for a retroactive karma hit he is it...

The Impastable's picture

Just want to give a shout out to Uncle Ron.
I made a mistake and regardless of that, he was true to his word and made good.
In the business world, a man is only as good as his word and Uncle Ron is that man!!!

This guy really has a thing for uncles.

Gymjunkie01's picture

I had a uncle once I didn't like him so much we had a special game called hide the winkie .. wait no I mean I liked my uncle ... nvm

The Impastable's picture

We used to play combat knights pretending we were using our Willies as weapons. He always won :(

twistedsister's picture

That was nice of you to cut Rons nephews name out

The Impastable's picture

Aaaaaah fuck. I'll get them next time!

Steveb's picture

I say from the start, do not try to use this, only fags can do this!

https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/fakes-and-why-they-bor...

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7thSeal 19 hours ago NEW
WAH WAH WAH....................easy to move on if, some dont like it. If your not happy go back to your previous source or develop your own gear. Not easy doin what he does under the radar, most dont understand and never will.

Fanboy to the rescue !

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RickRock1086 1 day ago
Who's dick has to be sucked to get on this promo? Asking for a friend

I dunno if this is fanboying but ill just leave it here anyways... anyone want to throw a promo for this offer lol
no homo

Sam I Am's picture

Damn he isn't playing hard to get. No homo

twistedsister's picture

Next itll be for Bac water

TrenAllDay's picture

If 10 of us throw in 10iu...does it become a bukkake?

twistedsister's picture

haha yes... i wonder if he pm'd mgt and was like sooooo about my "friend"

TrenAllDay's picture

Ahaha