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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

guitarplayer1's picture

You hit on it there. Sad to say the least

IrishMack's picture

its so smug that its funny. u can only stay on that page for so long before you slip on the saliva from the slobbering. At least they supply the knee pads lol

guitarplayer1's picture

"slip on the saliva from the slobbering" Fucking to much! lololol

Hustle28's picture

Holy shit!!! Lmao !!! Bro u got to post this in there for all the cum guzzlers XD that sure looks like banners pip lab

rolltide3's picture

Lmao where did u get a picture of banner and his lab lol

IrishMack's picture

omfg rofl best picture EVER. I might steal that for my avatar

rolltide3's picture

Lol that is funny. Didn't realize banner had so many on the payroll

IrishMack's picture

lol that page has offered me the best entertainment ever. HE WOULD NEVER INTENTIONALLY HURT ANY OF US HE CALLS US BRO! I was in line at a restaurant the other day and my wife made a comment that people got sick there. A lady in front of me said her husband got sick 2 weeks ago there. 1st thought was wtf are you doing going back there and 2nd one was leaving and going somewhere else. We went somewhere else. Wtf is wrong with people?

rolltide3's picture

Wow that blows my mind lol. Does anybody have common sense anymore wtf. Got sick from them and then go back ugh. We need to thin out the herd we call mankind lol

cdyrdes's picture

Ha! Saw that one myself,That page is a treasure trove !

rolltide3's picture

It is a treasure trove lol. Just don't get guys if a lab fucked me up I wouldn't every use it again even if they sent free gear.

cdyrdes's picture

Yeah its like buying a combo meal from a fast food joint and catching food poisoning and they offer you 5 free meals for compensation. ....nah I'll pass

Bulkdaddy's picture

That dude was wearing knee pads blowing banner in that comment!

Hustle28's picture

That was high level fanboy comment I mean the dude hasn't even gotten anything and he's riding dr b dick hard like wtf man that so should get shutdown too much bullshit especially when the srcs is handing out packs trying to sway his reviews all over again and these dam fanboys are fucking up the info on the products and it's confirmed to be crap!!! I have pm a lot of trusted members and they all say the same shit. The only thing working is the clomid cuz he's giving out a lot of loads for his fanboys ;-)

Oh and here's a quote from his high karma nuthugger:
ShreddedCheddar 1 week ago
I hate to say I told you so. But I told you so! Banner comes through again!

vhman's picture

That one from cheddar was a classic as well. The source answers a few emails and PM's after month or more of silence, then all the sudden he has come through. Just classic!

Hustle28's picture

Yea classic bro cuz dr b hasn't delivered any reships or cleared his mess an he comes through bro I think he even flagged his own comments cuz we told him we were guna nominate him to Ed lol what a joke

vhman's picture

Evidently a few emails and PM's is the very low bar set with that source now. I guess if you set your expectations that low, you're bound to be happy with the bare minimum.
If things were actually set straight, I think their heads would explode...

Hustle28's picture

Yea it's a joke the great thing is that when noid banned all those shills the truth slowly started come out

The Impastable's picture

Well he did send out an email providing a reason for his banning and asking for continued support and business as he revamps his products and website... I can totally understand why the members of that.si page think this is some kind of "customer respect" or whatever the fuck they call it given the median IQ on that page...

rolltide3's picture

What I don't understand is why would u ever want to run his products again. I've had bad products before from a big ugl over seas and no way would I run it again. To me I'd chalk it up as a loss and move on even if it was free or not. Your body to precious to take multiple chances on getting a couple bottle of free test that cost the supplier ten bucks lol. I will never touch it again i don't care if they called and offered me fifty free bottles but that's just me. Let's see the last batch sent me to the hospital but dang he sending me two bottles of prop I knew we was besties

The Impastable's picture

RT3, you have to understand the consumer mindset at play. By all means to the typical consumer who is considering AAS, it is a big ticket item, and I'm sure you know this by the amount of posts we see about people trying to save money on AAS, not realizing they should be spending more on food than cycles... So when they get two or three free brews thrown in, they still associate that with the big ticket item, hence they believe they are getting a steal... Their health is already low on the priority list, but this further reinforces that...

Me, I don't accept free gear, don't participate in promos, or any of that. I've been through 4 sources already, and am using a fifth one for my next cycle. I'd rather pay full price for gear, but throw me a fucking sale on pasta and proteinss ( just got 8lbs of salmon fillets for $22) and I'm all in. I don't look to save money on big ticket items, but rather on everyday items, because in the end that ends up paying off much more. I'll save much more on food during the course of a cycle by talking with my butcher and market manager, than the what? 80$ these guys are saving on two vial?

rolltide3's picture

I'm all about saving money on my food to lol. I just bought and picked up half a beef. My freezer is packed to the gills. Got over 500 pounds of beef and that's not even counting the chicken I've got froze. What blows my mind are these guys that cut corners on cheap stuff like your steroids or pct or even ai.guy posted yesterday that he got blood work and his estrogen was high but he wanted to save money on his ai and was asking everyone if his estrogen been that high was okay lol. I mean really u don't want to increase your ai to control your estrogen bc u want to save money. Steroids are the cheapest part of any cycle your food bill will be ten times what your steroids cost lol. I just don't understand why risk getting sick and having huge hospital bills over a couple bottles of test but I'm not careless like most guys here. In the same si a guy was on there saying he was using 2400 mgs of tren a week Smh. Even pros don't need that much guess I care about my future my son needs me around

The Impastable's picture

Yeah, you can very easily tell who on this site has their properties in line, and who you can depend on for good advice. Never did subscribe to that YOLO 3CC life... But then again I do have a brain bigger than a stegosaurus.

vhman's picture

I do have a brain bigger than a stegosaurus.

How dare you sir! Don't be besmirching the good name of dinosaurs here. Not on my watch!

The Impastable's picture

I'll have you know I fully support dinosaur equality and plan on donating to the cause through the Go See The New Jurassic Park fund! How dare you how dare me sir!

vhman's picture

There are hundreds of sources out there and we do our best to find the best ones. We've all had sources go south on us and we just move on.
As for what we put into our bodies, I just don't get folks that will sell their health for a free bottle of bathtub prop. It's just stunning to me.

The Impastable's picture

Stunning, but entirely predictable.

guitarplayer1's picture

"I am sure you will gladly suggest another source to use. So you must have had a bad experience with hulk. Let's hear it. That or you are a shit talking little bitch. Banner has done what most sources dream of. You say he is probably a selective scammer I say you are probably a child rapest that has nothing to do at the moment because the kiddies are sleeping."

https://www.eroids.com/pics/bloodwork-on-hulks-testtrenmast-600

^^^^Lovely isn't it?

cdyrdes's picture

” Mr.Banner! I do NOT GIVE A FLYING FU CKI! Im your royal costumer! Im gonna stand with you to DA END! Pround Marine here! AND NO, I DONT GIVE A FL YING FUC K! You will be on top once again! Cheers!”

^^^^this^^^^ when I saw this I saved it (couldn't help it!)....lmao

NoWeakAces's picture

Pretty sure this guy was responsible for the quote RT3 posted up top. This guy is a gold mine.

The Impastable's picture

Nope. Just checked him... No gold... Lots of cum though, might have to pump his stomach.....

cdyrdes's picture

Lol....a gold mine you say, I think your right

P2i2t's picture

bro I swear to god that was going to be my next one. I just didn't want to post one after another.lol!! that one is classic!

cdyrdes's picture

I was the one who forwarded it to ed when he posted it in fanboy of the week. All I could think about is the gym teacher from Beavis and butthead screaming that shit in the mirror...lol

P2i2t's picture

Haha! For sure!

P2i2t's picture

OK! so I saw this posted under a sight that is tagged with the nice pretty red letters that say
"texxgears.eu is a confirmed Scam, and is excluded from eroids ranking system."
now we all know that in order to earn that tag it must be just that, EARNED! the mods do not slap that tag around lightly. which means maybe not every single person who's ever ordered got scammed but recently a very good amount of the majority has. so when I saw this last week in the discussion page I started dying laughing! To say that you are sure there is no doubt he is grinding away providing quality products about a source that as earned such a tag is ironic to say the least. not only that but any new guys that come on here and read a comment like this may be steered in the wrong direction. I would NEVER want to try to advertise for somebody to buy from a source who is a confirmed scam on this site. So it may not be the best fan boy quote around but I think it deserves a spot here.
From K A P S I Z E

hes back!!!! hell yess! i dont care what everyone says texx has always come through fro me and if hes back on eroids then i have no doubt that hes still grinding away providing quality products. his normas are the best test ive ever used. on 875mg/week right now and i am in fulll beast mode.

P2i2t's picture

so I can post my nominee in here right? that's what this is about I take it.Or should I make my own post for it?I just don't want to post any non relevant information in here if this only has to do with your one quote. Sry, stupid question I know lol just want to make sure I post in the proper place

rolltide3's picture

Ya if u got a funny comment or fanboy post throw it up

vhman's picture

The thing I love about this comment (besides the obvious), is that this guy hasn't received his gear yet! You just can't fix stupid...

rolltide3's picture

That page is the worse fanboys ever in eriods history or at least as long as I been here lol

The Impastable's picture

Reminds me of waiting for Santa when I was a kid...

Rustyhooker's picture

Seems that any good source would slam that type of bs on their page. Kinda reflects the source ;)

Pale's picture

That may be true but seeing this particular source is banned he doesn't really have an option. Although I will at least give old GG credit, that dude had a new username everyday when he was banned,lol