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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

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Well, God...DAMN I got one to open this baby back up with....it's so bad that it actually made me remember this thread after forgetting about it....there are a whole bunch of these popping up everywhere guys...we need to start doing our part by laughing at their expense

IronMind37911h ago
What a mess in here! It's easy to follow simple instructions and sit back, chill, let the man do his work! Honestly, I'm surprised DC even does trackers for y'all....most sources don't. Lots of entitled fucks here hounding away about tracking/sending PM's/emails/prob smoke signals next crying because you are scared about not getting your pack! I haven't heard one person who didn't receive their package. You hear about these compliants, but I don't hear any compliments? DC thank God for what you do, because your gear has REALLY helped me tremendously, and I appreciate the raffle you did, because I'm not a rich man, and it has gotten me through this cycle/yesr. Even if it wasn't a big score like others who are crying, a little for me goes a long way. And I've never had luck with MCT oil, other sources gear just treats me wrong, but you my friend have the best stuff hands down I've had in years and that is priceless. THANK YOU, happy Thanksgiving!

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Is it me or is eroids feeling like a ghost town lately

KMC's picture

Well this topic has been hearing crickets since covid started.

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Fanboys are back out....it's the post pandemic fanboy epidemic.

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Sheitlipz93 1 day ago
After the promo and lab 87 posted, I'm not surprised he's getting busier. I must have 5+ orders through him and all have come within a week. I will say that due to the holidays coming up and elections is less than a week away EXPECT a delay. 87s test E is so concentrated, it's like I'm falling in love for the second time in my life lol.

The prices and shipping time make myself and others spoiled. How he's not top three for domestics is WAY beyond me.

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johnny1 4 days ago
I just got 10 free tren ace for being loyal customer since day 1 (hint hint) ;)

Does Hint hint mean i gag on uncle rons cock?
I see not much has changed since i was away lol

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You missed the part where he has never reviewed said source.

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Pounds23 3 hours ago
You literally look exactly like my best friend, u have the exact same body structure to a t, it's insane how similar it is , ur alil bit bigger because he hasn't been training I thought u were him for a minute then I seen the ink , pretty wild how close it look though

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Steveb 1 hour ago @Pounds23

You literally look exactly like my best friend

Thant's not the kind of shit you want to say to another man when he's in his underwear an looks like he's about to remove it

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Pounds23 56 minutes ago @Steveb
Well if that's how ur thinking maybe it's u with the problem... I'm talking about his structure if u kept reading I wasn't staring at his dick and lots of models and guys in general do that to show there v or lower abs... I guess if u wanna pull one sentence out of what I said and say I'm gay cause I said his structure and upper body looks like my buddies ..pretty strange that's what u thought and got out of what I wrote ,but hey if that's u man go for it surely ain't my cup of tea

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Steveb 8 minutes ago @Pounds23

I'm gay

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Fucking hilarious

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LOL

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--RP4U-- 3 hours ago

Look guys there is a lot going on right now
we don't really spend much time on the board anyway and we spend even less time when we get hit by trolls

as far as I can see there is ONE person who has not received there gear, THAT person needs to hit me up here and we will handle it

after that we will be shutting it down to deal with our families in this strange time in the world

It's always just one person complaining when theres a problem with him. He says so everytime.

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And it's A LOT of "one persons"...

But THIS GUY has it all figured out..

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flagjohnny1 1 week ago @Wooshaw_kaboom NEW
Bro he's only shipping to the elite or loyal customers ;)
Kaabooom

I'm not sure what an "elite" customer is.."loyal" I can understand..you suck a lot of Ron dick..I guess "elite" could be the best dick suckers Ron has?''

Fuckers on hiatus and the fanboys are on there screaming ..commenting to an account that's unsubscribed that can't even see the comments..."RON...WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK???? DAMN YOU RON..DON"T DO THIS TO ME!!!" "RON I'LL SUCK YO DICK!!!!'

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Poor little Ron... All that persecution and trolls he has to deal with during these strange and troubling times.

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Yeah...stupid people ...Trolling Ron's page... for ....SHAME... ;)

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daaaaaaaaamn! Lol just needed to post the first sentence..it's good enough..

flagkeytech 6 hours ago @ex-tightend83 NEW
You are retarded friend, some gears are fucking the brain !!!

Some gears..not all of them..SOME of them..are having sexual... intercourse..with.......his brains...

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flagRaylyotta 4 days

I love this source!!

Doesn't get much more fanboy than THAT ... telling a source you love them..

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Dudeman isn’t a fanboy, but he is a moron

Dudeman24 17 hours ago
Been running var the last 3 day’s experiencing great pumps at the gym feel pretty full and hard may be a tad underdosed though just my opinion maybe I’m wrong

In 3 days he’s supposedly already feeling results, but has also decided it may be underdosed... in 3 days... of var...

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He should have felt it kick in after an hour, it's bunk :/

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This dude has become quite the fanboy and defender of sources on his favorite source pages... When you have to end a comment by saying "I'm not a rep".. you're damn well aware you're a acting like one... ladies and gentlemen...I present to you..the one..the only (Thank God) Big...fucking...TONE"...

flagBig Tone36 2 days ago
This is a big deal in my opinion and just as good as a blood test. Being able to verify your products gives you assurances, that you gear is REAL in a world of fake and counterfeiting. CD is the best and will always guarantee authentic products from all manufacturers he carries with great reputations. I've seen test on anaboliclab.com from such manufacturers and products are pharmaceutical grade and test results show. Here is a link to my recent post of such verification. https://www.eroids.com/pics/balkan-verify

By the way, i am not a rep of any sort for this source, just a satisfied client and i believe to give respect to where it is due.

it's cool to post labs of sources..I appreciate that...but don't be a fag about it and call them "the best!!" And basically you want to suck the foreskin off his dick

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2see4u2 59 minutes ago
Wow. Glad to see Ron is finally back! This shit was getting way out of hand. Freaking trolls paid by other sources to try and bring another source down. Put it this way, if Ron was not good and his gear not as good as it is, they wouldn't waste their time. It's because it is that good, and his prices that good, they keep trying this shit over and over again. Tried many sources, Ron is the one I keep coming back to. Gear is as good as it gets. Just got another order a month back. Shit is pure gold. Never had an issue with pip (all freaking lies), except once a while back and he manned up to it and the issues they had. Just waiting and hoping for the spring promo to come soon to stock up. Hope all is good with the family mate, and welcome the fuck back!!!

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And here come the fanboy replies..

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flagNenedemoda 8 hours ago @2see4u2
+2 bro
all you mentioned is true
I agree with you
Im so happy that Ron is back

It's sickening the way they talk about this guy.. man, it's like their father went missing one day and then returned home.. I'm not even trying to say that "jokingly".. it's really strange.

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Roid Stockholme syndrome. That page is now become my first page to look at when I sign in. Just to see the next round of peter puffers fresh from high school see how much they can swallow.
Give uncle credit, he found the best suckers in the world willing to roll the dice they will get real test this time.

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That page is now become my first page to look at when I sign in.

Same here.

I begin to cringe as the page loads. Not knowing what kind of shit I'm going to see...just knowing it's going to be cringi worthy... I use to think the comments were funny. But now I just get frustrated and disgusted at them. Is it just the low prices?? Or what is it?? Is the source throwing select members some freebies and an "atta boy"?? I honestly do not nor will I ever understand why a source that has so many incidents such as that one.. lame excuses for frequent absences, underdosed gear claims by many members, WRONGLY LABELED GEAR, Packs taking forever to show in some cases, etc... Yet, have such a strong following by a group of fanboys.. now the REAL kicker here.. the REAL icing on the cake.. is some of the claims of mislabeled, underdosed, oh and almost forgot... Super bad pip..they say "He made a mistake but all is well now" or " yeah he had some issues but he came back like the champ he is and made things right!!!" ... No... Those are serious fucking issues and they are CONSTANT issues.. MISLABELED GEAR!!? ... Jesus Christ!! You Know how bad that could fuck someone up!?? ... Oh, well... Keep cheering him on fanboys.. I'm done commenting on that page.. I'll end up getting myself in trouble because I learned a long time ago arguing with irrational, delusional, people does not get you anywhere but more frustrated..I'll just sit back and watch and continue to feel embarrassed for those who are too blatantly ignorant to be embarrassed for themselves... Fucktards.

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You see something posted and you scratch your head. You desperately want to correct the false information, you remember the last time you did it you were attacked by even more stupid ass comments. You stopped. You post proof. Others post proof. The jackalopes don't care, 20.00 test is worth the dice roll. So you let them self implode.5 bottles of prop says half of them are under 25 and cruising while the other half are just plain retarded

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I had this one copied and ready to paste... Out of all the fanboy quotes.. this one is going to be hard to beat... Definitely one of the top quotes of all time... You know how you feel embarrassed FOR people sometimes? ... This is one of those times. I cringed the further I read.. it was actually hard to read.. it "hurt" to read the entire thing.

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Ron is domestic and this dude says mate? Who in America says mate?

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Apparently That guy.. probably not even from the US.. I thought the same thing when I read it.. there are just so many strange things that happen on that page.. mostly all new or fairly new members praising the source.. 1 karma... Negative karma... The claim that sources are paying members to come say derogatory things on the SI is just completely silly.. the flip side of that coin would be maybe Ron paid him to say positive things... Hypocritical.

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This guy is full of gems

2see4u2 29 minutes ago @Steel_Truckin211
Hey mate. Not going to get into a back and forth, but my last order was exactly dbol and test. Waiting for the promo to get more. The dbol (at least what I got) was great. Blew up, strength way up, everything as dbol does. Even the headaches I get from it. All good. And this was only 4 weeks back. The test (which was test e to be exact) zero and I mean zero pip. like I said I only once had an issue with pip with his gear and so did others a way back and he manned up to it and the issues they were having. Everyone I know was made good by him on his dime. Don't know what else you can ask of a guy. Sometimes shit happens, but to man up and make it right says a lot to me. And just to set the record straight, the issue with the pip was not anything other then the oil being used. Anyone in the game knows a little grapeseed oil and the pip was gone, easy. But he still sent out replacements on his dime, which I say cheers to.

Call me crazy but I’d much rather not need replacements to begin with.

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There he is saying "mate" again. If he lives in the US now he hasn't always lived here.. unless somewhere along the line he decided to just start saying "mate".

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And cheers how many times do you hear when something is good ....cheers

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Is ‘mate’ not a thing in the US?
I must say mate, at least 50 times a day.

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It's bro or bruh or dude or sir or man. Never mate in the states.

Steveb's picture

Yeah when I hear mate it makes me feel like some foreigner is trying to fuck me.

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Each to their own I suppose. I’d get some funny looks if I started saying bruh or dude to people.
Bro is becoming a more commonly used term though.

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Never mate. I say buddy a lot too

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This is one of the most moronic things I've seen In nearly 9 years on this forum....

flagMrguacamo 17 hours ago
Is RawPower still up and runny, anyone have any idea when it's business as usual?

BTW. Ive tried all RP4U gear and if it's anything, it's potent. It has always met up too and exceeded expectations at a great price.

Is RP4U still a go or do I need to hunt down another source?

I RESPOND

flagTron 12 hours ago @Mrguacamo

Scroll down the last couple pages of this Page... Emails unanswered..Ron's mia.. underdosed gear...gear mislabeled (getting test P labeled as Test C)... HOWEVER.... His prices are REALLY low... So there's that...

I would say no hunting is required..simply scroll the us domestic section.

THEN I GET THIS FUCKING RESPONSE

flagMrguacamo 15 minutes ago @Tron
I don't want a new source, my experience with RP4U has been great. I'd just like things to go back to business as usual as I'm looking to reup.

W.........T..............F............

flagTron 5 seconds ago @Mrguacamo NEW
Then why the literal... FUCK.... did you ask in the first place ya fuckin' moron.. I've seen a lot of retarded shit that people have done In the past 9 years on this board and you just topped all of them with THE MOST retarded...

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I can't tell if this guy knows and is purposely making rather dumb, elementary comments..very child like.. or if he really is trying to be insulting...I do find these comments to be entertaining.. it lets me know that I've affected someone's life enough to where I'm on their mind frequently and feel the need to constantly make comments directed towards me. It makes me feel as though I've accomplished what I had set out to do

flagMr.cookie 2 hours ago
Crc7029 and @Tron are the GAY spokesmen for the group! Like i said, nothing wrong with that! We practice diversity here, just letting you all know!

It's a good thing ...and I quote...

"We practice diversity here'"

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This guy is good at "insults" I'll give him that...........

flagMr.cookie 8 seconds ago NEW
Wow holy fucking shit on the dick! @Tron, you truly are a lover of homos! Greased by large hairy men and their melting candlesticks. You are one nasty son of a gun!

And you probably smell like shit! Haha! Take that!

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flagMr.cookie 1 hour ago
Really though, this guy @Tron is a lover of men. A gay homo some would say! He will rub you down with lotion in the moonlight! Nothing wrong with that just letting you all know!

Hmm... Made a friend I did.

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So,....... no 2nd date?

J/K.

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Manshit 5 seconds ago @TrenAllDay NEW

I’m not repping for the source but his gear is not $15,it’s $30.The truth is you can make a bottle of test cyp for about $6. I actually only pay $40 at Walgreens.If you’re going to blast a source at least use facts and know what you are talking about.
My experience with this source for the most part has been good.I did get some test cyp once that was clearly prop.Other than that everything I got was pretty good.

LOL??? he bought a bottle that said cyp and it was prop, other than that everything was good. There you go, nothing to see here folks, source is on top of shit.

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Right!? I mean who cares if you're pinning Tren E once a day thinking it's test prop?? Or maybe you thought you got some Test C and it's really TNE?? Or maybe ya grab some Anavar and start popping them everyday and it's really exemestane?? Who cares??! It's all going into the body..it'll work itself out!

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I haven't seen your bestie big tone on in a bit.

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Ran off with Ron.

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The promo pages are popping with fanboy comments

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mastercommand 1 hour ago
Great company to work with. Place your order with peace of mind Steroidify great customer service from start to finish. Thanks for everything. Mastercommand

I like how he signed of with his eroids name.. makes it more "official" like.. cause if mastercommand says it you know it's true.

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Regardless of what I think about the source..it's always funny to me when members try and make semi-threatening comments as our "saggy skin" fella did so in the following comment..

https://www.eroids.com/users/crc7049

I'm not going back and forth in debate in doing so may just back him into a corner as I'm smarter than the average bear ;) Buy all the RP gear you want kids!

He MAY just back the source "into a corner if he has a back and forth debate with him because he's "smarter than the average bear" lol...I'm sure the source is SUPER glad he decided to back off for now.. wouldn't want to get "backed into a corner"by ole wrinkle skin

He posted this forum about his wrinkly balls or skin or something like that.. lol
https://www.eroids.com/forum/training-nutrition-diet/weight-loss/wrinkly...

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flagMegaloadz 1 week ago NEW
I'm excited to get my gear!

I recently recieved a package from another source that only contained gummy bears... so I definitely got ripped off.

Glad I found this site and I look forward to being a return customer of bestgear

I have no idea if he's being serious about the gummy bear thing.. surely not..not from a source registered on eroids..but he's all excited about getting his order from this source.... Comedic gold would be if he got more gummy bears.

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This reminds me of a source who offered chewable orals with several flavours. Maybe he got gummy bears filled with dbol, tbol or what ever Smile

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Ha thought they were gummy bears but instead they were chewable Dbol..just what he ordered but didn't know they came like that.. hopefully he didn't give them to his kids....

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Gummy bears are better than nothing