greatest fanboy quotes of all time
Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek
Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.
I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh
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TheFlash85
Mar 30th, 2017
Im gonna chuck a boomerang at cunts ya boong lol! How u been bro
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Steveb
Jul 12th, 2017
Faggot
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TheFlash85
Jul 12th, 2017
Lol your back mate.
Hope u r well
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Ya pale was messaging me just the other day about that. Guess ed's smitten also and was talking about picking you up in the eriods van
You guys have been slacking
Ace VenturaI'm extremely lazy
Lol
8765309 5 hours ago @NandroXL
dude all your gear works, its all legit. its like 10-15% sometimes 20% more expensive but the results are worth the extra cost, cause most of this UGL crap on here is juat garvage i mean who wants to may 30-35 for a 10ml vial of tren ace, you get what you pay for your gear fucking awesome.
My contribution, this was just posted randomly in the promo section. hmmm
Edit: Not sure how to have what I copied and pasted highlighted.
With this: >
This guy gets crushes on any source he's useing at the time I've noticed. He's proclaimed many brands to be the best...
You get what you pay for, can't really argue with that. Sometimes you'll find quality gear that gets discounted and get a good deal but the guys that are always bargain shopping are the ones most often getting burned/inconsistent product.
Look at this retard shit
Pics of free PC gear from promo 3 mths back-
On the promo page bitching about his recent one free vial that got snagged-
So fanboy to crybaby little promo slut real quick... and filled out the customs letter sent it back. SMDH
That guys a fucking retard. Replied to the letter. wow
Here we go again. Sucking cock with downright grandeur.
Could this be worded any worse?
Ace VenturahelloBrooklyn is probably on his way here with this one, but....
Easily one of the more bizarre, banal, and rambling comments I've seen in a minute. It's ridiculous.
This is my favorite part -
Fifty shades of gear. He's trained himself to be a good little sub for his source.
The OP wrote this in an oxygen deprived state, due to having the source's nuts down his throat for so long.
That source has to be the most powerful fanboy magnet on here. It's sickening in that SI
Dude. I have no words sometimes on that page. It's like people think they'll get their gear faster if they suck his dick. Like 15 year old strategy with girls... "if I'm nice to it maybe it'll fuck me"
It honestly blows my mind. I guess most of them don't remember the early days of that source lol
Ace Ventura...he even winked at him
That wink is the equivalent to being FaceBook official
LMAO
Ace VenturaLol
That's the appropriate thing to do after willingly "taking a spanking" from his source, is it not? Guy is well on his way to fanboy superstardom.
Ace VenturaNo shit. The motherfucker has no dignity
Another gem from this guy
I just can't fucking take it.
Every comment that guy makes, he's sucking a sources dick
And the comment before that...he injects 2.5ml of tne a day, wow!
Better hand this guy a napkin to wipe his chin off
Seriously!! sometimes I can't even believe what I'm reading smfh
It's a shame that the quote wherein a fanboy compared a source to Trump is lost forever. A damn shame.
Yes! I thought the same thing damn shame
StevebCanes 12 hours ago @--RP4U-- NEW
Hahahahaha
Wow... That is one for the record books
oh wht a kiss ASS
I was gonna end the quote on that, but there was so much good stuff that followed it.
A bottle a day,
Damn
I love the heights the pedi-stools that these fan boys raise the sources to. The sources are truely benevolent creatures, that we mortals are unworthy to interact with.
StevebIt got gayer
He went full homo.
Lmfao ass.. you beat me to this one . Just came here to post it.. I'm sending him some chin wipes looks like he has some splooge dripping from his chin
No chin wipes needed. He didn't miss a drop. LOL
Yeah, the kid was crucified for it (Easter season). :-)
Okay a little off the norm but this dude has me cracking up. His order is four days old and he's bout to stroke out Lmfao