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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

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Steveb is my biggest fanboy. Lol.

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TheFlash85
Mar 30th, 2017
Im gonna chuck a boomerang at cunts ya boong lol! How u been bro

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Steveb
Jul 12th, 2017
Faggot

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TheFlash85
Jul 12th, 2017
Lol your back mate.

Hope u r well

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rolltide3's picture

Ya pale was messaging me just the other day about that. Guess ed's smitten also and was talking about picking you up in the eriods van

Pale's picture

You guys have been slacking

Ace Ventura's picture

I'm extremely lazy

rolltide3's picture

Lol

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8765309 5 hours ago @NandroXL

dude all your gear works, its all legit. its like 10-15% sometimes 20% more expensive but the results are worth the extra cost, cause most of this UGL crap on here is juat garvage i mean who wants to may 30-35 for a 10ml vial of tren ace, you get what you pay for your gear fucking awesome.

My contribution, this was just posted randomly in the promo section. hmmm

Edit: Not sure how to have what I copied and pasted highlighted.

helloBrooklyn's picture

With this: >

like this

Sam I Am's picture

This guy gets crushes on any source he's useing at the time I've noticed. He's proclaimed many brands to be the best...

dudebro's picture

You get what you pay for, can't really argue with that. Sometimes you'll find quality gear that gets discounted and get a good deal but the guys that are always bargain shopping are the ones most often getting burned/inconsistent product.

twistedsister's picture

Look at this retard shit

Pics of free PC gear from promo 3 mths back-

TrainElite 3 months ago
They def have the best packaging and most consistent lineup of oils and orals of any UG lab out there,hands down

On the promo page bitching about his recent one free vial that got snagged-

I burnt a good shipping name/address thanks to the halfass way PM packs their PROMOS,they say its only their promos,I mean what does that cleary show,that they only care when they have your $ in their hands?

So fanboy to crybaby little promo slut real quick... and filled out the customs letter sent it back. SMDH

Sam I Am's picture

That guys a fucking retard. Replied to the letter. wow

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NPC4years 2 minutes ago @cantGETenuf NEW
cantGETenough,

I'm most grateful for you level of candor and honestly. I can see perception issues based on what you just shared. I'm not saying you're not telling the truth...I believe you...but I can't believe a lot of what I read here. This is based on the smokescreen toughness, expressively negative written characteristics, semantically obvious self-serving intentions and, well, stupidity in general. You, however, have stated things that certainly can be problematic not only from your level of frustration, but from a business continuity standpoint for BB.

I have his products...for the first time...in me now. They're phenomenal. Well what gear isn't phenomenal? Diluted Gear. Improperly quality controlled or deliberately compounded below spec (92 parts per ml versus, say, 100mg/ml on the label). So the product is solid. The issues you've described coupled with communication you've received present an opportunity for you and BB. You can be made a positive example of (how to bend over backwards for someone who's been dissed, if you will) thru either monetary or product kickback, or another creative means (I can think of a lot with this business model). Either way, your problem is real and requires a real solution. Based on BBs correspondence with me, I feel good about him. It sucks this happened. It sucks this has thrown you off and him off the right track. It fuckin' sucks, Dude. But I believe BB will make you whole. It's my sense based on his correspondence timeliness and level of expression.

If he's too busy to read what you just wrote, or he otherwise misses it, email him. It's in his best interests and he even said, something funny like tell him "hey fuckhead" you forgot about me or this or that. I can't remember how he put it, but he's open to fix your immediately addressable problem.

Here we go again. Sucking cock with downright grandeur.

I have his products...for the first time...in me now

Could this be worded any worse?

Ace Ventura's picture

helloBrooklyn is probably on his way here with this one, but....

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flag NPC4years 22 minutes ago @helloBrooklyn
I'm dead serious. I know my experience with adversity. This does not even qualify. I place high value on somebody getting the crap kicked out of them and getting back up. I'm not only the guy that gets back up I'll pick somebody else up and carry them.

What's the reward in waiting ?... being a team guy. I'm not trying to waste your time or mine but that intangible quality of team lioyalty, especially given the products we seek, requires a serious level of integrity and team cohesiveness.

helloBrooklyn's picture

Easily one of the more bizarre, banal, and rambling comments I've seen in a minute. It's ridiculous.

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NPC4years 19 hours ago NEW
This guy's awesome and his gear is perfect. I'm on cycle day 25 from my very first order. Sure it was a partial shipment. I still have the rest coming. I have zero worry and I'm certainly not going to give him any grief. If you had his job you'd chill. Based on the nature of what we are all doing, the dynamics involved and the uncontrollable variables involved with making, processing, shipping… And what can happen in transit/receiving... that all equates to the necessity of patience, understanding and planning. BB delivered me quality. Quality gear plain and simple. And the price is ridiculously magical. One of the best incentives for me to relax are his consistent responses to my questions. Heck, half of the questions I shouldn't have even asked. But now I'm trained and ready to operate at full efficiency with clarity and purpose

Clemenza's picture

This is my favorite part -

But now I'm trained and ready to operate at full efficiency with clarity and purpose

helloBrooklyn's picture

Fifty shades of gear. He's trained himself to be a good little sub for his source.

vhman's picture

The OP wrote this in an oxygen deprived state, due to having the source's nuts down his throat for so long.

helloBrooklyn's picture

That source has to be the most powerful fanboy magnet on here. It's sickening in that SI

DfromPhilly's picture

Dude. I have no words sometimes on that page. It's like people think they'll get their gear faster if they suck his dick. Like 15 year old strategy with girls... "if I'm nice to it maybe it'll fuck me"

Pale's picture

It honestly blows my mind. I guess most of them don't remember the early days of that source lol

Ace Ventura's picture

Canes 1 hour ago @--RP4U-- NEW
Thank you brother your the best and always have been ;).....Thanks for all you do for us.... I Truly mean tht...

...he even winked at him

GATORNATION's picture

That wink is the equivalent to being FaceBook official

Pale's picture

LMAO

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Ace Ventura's picture

Lol

helloBrooklyn's picture

That's the appropriate thing to do after willingly "taking a spanking" from his source, is it not? Guy is well on his way to fanboy superstardom.

Ace Ventura's picture

No shit. The motherfucker has no dignity

helloBrooklyn's picture

Another gem from this guy

Canes 6 hours ago @--RP4U-- NEW
Well bro I'm srry u think I came off the wrong way it was not my intension , ill take the spanking lol, i have a very high respect for you always did, so that will never be my intension and thats why ill take the spanking from u , and the wifey gives it to me often , but thats it lol. But I have emailed u and asked u just never got a response, that was actually how I asked u first and Grant it, I know your busy and make order emails priority and I get it , thts why I figured I would ask here. I would love nothing more than to not have to order anywhere else that's all, I mean I could only use what u carry so much. A few more items in your line up would be a dream then I wldnt have to go anywhere else. So ty for the promt reply n for future ref I will pm u...

I just can't fucking take it.

Faz's picture

Every comment that guy makes, he's sucking a sources dick
And the comment before that...he injects 2.5ml of tne a day, wow!

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Canes 2 weeks ago @Tblariscy85
Hello TBlairscy I just wanted to reply to your post because I know how it is using a new SRC when your dealing with the unknown or a SRC online period , another reason is I've used RAWPWR4U for over a year n a half n I always find it nessecary to give credit where its do, he totally deserves it. You will NOT find a better guy, you won't find better customer service and won't find a Better product unless its coming out of your local pharmacy , on here its gonna be hard, now to be fair there are a FEW Src's on here that are in the same class, but your dealing with the best of the best here, and ull see that before to long , very good people Ron is and really cares about his customers your in great hands for sure and ull soon come to love the " Gotcha Bro"..... Let us know how u like the

fusebox's picture

Better hand this guy a napkin to wipe his chin off

bigfern's picture

Seriously!! sometimes I can't even believe what I'm reading smfh

helloBrooklyn's picture

It's a shame that the quote wherein a fanboy compared a source to Trump is lost forever. A damn shame.

bigfern's picture

Yes! I thought the same thing damn shame

Steveb's picture

BrosephChops 1 hour ago @Broadwaybrent34 Tldr your fucking dumb.

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TrainElite 5 days ago NEW
Still waiting on last promo to arrive,looking forward to it for sure.I wish all my vials said Pharmacom on them TBH
Pharmacom has the UG game on Lockdown

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Canes 12 hours ago @--RP4U-- NEW

Understand, your gear goes very quickly n your always brewing new batches totally understand and yeah you are right about the hoarding lol but I bet you And me both would not be surprised to see ppl with raw's gear tucked away 2-3 years down the road just because they dnt wanna use it and because its so Fantastic lol, I know myself I'm guilty of putting away 1 bottle of whatever I order from u and I forget about it for a very rainy day. N just ovr the year of doing tht I have about 16 bottles of 7 different things.. So it really did add up... But I know some guys here gonna say oh wht a kiss ASS n thts fine but I have delt with Src's that were so unprofessional, really didnt care much about cust. Service, they got the package to u when they felt like it and to me it means so much how u do things and how kind and professional u are and I Def like to acknowledge that @ least and show my appreciation for it... So thanks again man u make things possible for us and its VERY VERY cool. Your Def a Good a Kat. N its nice.... NOW PLZZZZ add some FIRE TNE LOL .... U have no idea how bad I want u carry tht....cause I use it daily not as a preworkout as a mass builder.a bottle a day I go through. N LOVEEEE the stuff., ;)

Xrated's picture

Hahahahaha

Pale's picture

Wow... That is one for the record books

helloBrooklyn's picture

oh wht a kiss ASS

Clemenza's picture

I was gonna end the quote on that, but there was so much good stuff that followed it.

CBBurrr's picture

A bottle a day,
Damn

vhman's picture

HuLKLIFE
BB is the best hands down.
I read through several pages of comments here in the G.U. discussion thread...
To all the b*tching & moaning...:
Look, NOTHING in this world is perfect.
If you have an issue,
BB #ALWAYS makes things right, and is the best out here doing it. There's a REASON G.U. is RATED #1 here.
If you have an issue, PM or email him, ONCE. Don't keep blowing him up. Who does that?
Come correct, and respectful when addressing it.
Then leave him alone. He WILL respond.
In this world, you get what you give.

I love the heights the pedi-stools that these fan boys raise the sources to. The sources are truely benevolent creatures, that we mortals are unworthy to interact with.

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HuLKLIFE 5 hours ago @fknwelder96

Not a fanboy at all.
I just know what it's like to be talented and work harder than anyone else.
Along with all the bitching and ungrateful comments;
It's guys like you who probably also ruined and got the GU promo thing taken away.
If I were BB and even had to read through all the fuck boi comments like yours and others', I'd say screw this shit too, and go private.
Zero maturity.
Zero respect for others.
And by the looks of it...there seems to be a lot of talk about penis on these boards, make you wonder how many of you guys are STILL In the Closet.
In this world,
its the homophobes and fingerpointers you really have to look out for.

Don't worry, your secret is safe here.

It got gayer

vhman's picture

He went full homo.

Gymjunkie01's picture

Lmfao ass.. you beat me to this one . Just came here to post it.. I'm sending him some chin wipes looks like he has some splooge dripping from his chin

GATORNATION's picture

No chin wipes needed. He didn't miss a drop. LOL

vhman's picture

Yeah, the kid was crucified for it (Easter season). :-)

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InspectorGadget 4 hours ago @kodiakGRRL
honestly now Im worried if it does come did it get rubbed in doodoo first? or is it of the same great quality Ive come a custom to from here? I hate to sound so insulting but its >like someone from management is just emailing me to insult me and now I have serious concerns..

Okay a little off the norm but this dude has me cracking up. His order is four days old and he's bout to stroke out Lmfao