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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Anonymous's picture

Or think they got a great deal using research chems...lol ill never make that mistake ever again.

P2i2t's picture

This ^^^^^ is the WORST possible decision anybody can make... EVER!!!

Anonymous's picture

Some of these kids work real hard to save their allowance! How would you feel if you had to ask your mom for a raise?!?! Smile

IrishMack's picture

I would just wait til she wasnt looking and take it from her wallet. She has plenty of it she wont know its missing.

CBBurrr's picture

It's way easier to get mom to buy more groceries than to give you extra allowance.
I mean come on, you're 19, they have to feed you!

Anonymous's picture

Lol, Mom! Meatloaf! NOW!

vhman's picture

Very true! Don't order what you can't afford to loose.
Also, if a few hundred bucks is killing them, then what the hell are they doing about their grocery bill? My guess is nothing. It hasn't changed from before they went on cycle. A waste all around.

P2i2t's picture

I agree 100 percent. I had somebody that I have been helping out through p.m. make a comment that I had to reply back to telling him it kind of worried me.I gave him a good source to get some good Pharma caber and HCG, his reply was "man I really did not want to spend that much more money but I will if I have to". I told him the total amount of money from what I recommended he order was only $60! I then told him that statement worries me because if he's worried about $60 then how the hell is he affording the MINIMUL $250 (mine is closer to $400) worth of food every week?? Not to mention all the other costs for whey and supps. Smh...I think a lot of these new guys are jumping into this without having any real clue as to how much it really cost to build and maintain a proper cycle.

IrishMack's picture

This how I plan my cycle,

Food...roughly 1000.00-2500 depending on bulk or cut. I plan mine around the food cost because AAS is always second to my worries.

P2i2t's picture

that is how it should be. Food is the priority. Everything else comes second

rolltide3's picture

juicer1165 2 weeks ago @270strength
That's what I'm sayin. Stuffs cheap as shit. MP's cheaper then GNC or vitamin shop ( at least in my neck of the woods) If you can't afford to pay for your gear and acncillaries, then u ain't got no business juicin in the first place. Stay natty.

Dude has already been banned. He's back and still repping hard lol. Nice having guys push your products

Tron's picture

Hey bro i sent you an FR i got a question for you.

rolltide3's picture

Just accepted

P2i2t's picture

yeah this guy is a character.the thing with this dude is that he goes to both extremes with sources both positive and negative. Once he gets something stuck in his head he will not give up.if he thinks the source is good he will rep the shit out of them. if he is made to think that the source is bad he will not let up. This is the same guy that was brainwashed by so many bad reviews of the blacktoptop hgh that he himself did a 3iu shot and drew a 5.9 growth serum on those little 3iu's and because he ran 2iu daily of GENERIC HGH for only 2 kits worth and did not get amazing results such as fat loss and muscle increase, the shit was "pure garbage" and he was "scammed out of money" even though he drew a 5.9 serum on 3iu's lol! so even with proof right in his face of a pretty decent serum number considering his protocol, because he did not get awesome results from 2iu's per day for 200iu's worth, he did not give up on bashing the source he got it from and going to his page and trying to steer everyone away from the source telling them he is a scam artist and blah blah blah. He was absolutely brainwashed by all of those bad reviews that no matter what the results were with the HGH that he ran, in his head it was always going to be a negative. dozens of people tried explaining this to him on his lab test that he pulled that serum number with the 3iu and was telling him how there was actually a pretty great number. and also try to explain to him that even running 2iu of pharma it takes at least a couple of months to start really seeing results, let alone running that amount of generics! But It was a no win situation there. his mind was made up before he even got his bloods drawn. so yeah, he is definitely a character. He is the type of guy that you cannot change his mind one way or the other. He can be absolutely dead wrong and there is no persuading him otherwise. He will always be right in his book.so even if a source that he loves all of a sudden went scammer I am sure he would do everything in his power to convince people that the source is great and is just experiencing technical difficulties lol

zeb0312's picture

Yea man I hear you. I hear a lot of vote review vote review vote review vote review. I don't understand that shouldn't have to ask for that.

Pale's picture

There, easily fixed that problem.

CBBurrr's picture

Which problem did you fix Darth?

Pale's picture

Just a retread in here causing trouble. Its like he never existed now.;)

Steveb's picture

I'm still here

A Ellis's picture

Amazing. I am sure it is because they do not want ACE to get lonely.

Pale's picture

You nailed it!

NoWeakAces's picture

Surprised that took so long. Lol

finafan's picture

Why that guy was really cool?

Steveb's picture

X2

CBBurrr's picture

well thank you sir

Breaking-bad's picture

I'm done. Soma will be closed until he finds another you know what.. I already messaged a MOD. I'm tired being dogged by people when I bust my ass. Peace

Tron's picture

ok.. PEACE... and breaking bad is an overrated show by the way Biggrin

vhman's picture

This is a new twist. This is from a source. He threatens to not open his shop until he gets "reviews" and feedback. Then bitches about all he does is give, give, give. It's not like he's not paid 1000% over his costs. Poor baby! I think threats always work best in business. I'll be shopping here next!

I'm sick of this SI being a shit show. Wether people bringing up the past or having it out with one another or misinterpreted claims. Seems I've been giving awesome service. Me and bb have seen many countless sleepless nights and i wake up everyday to hardly any feedback, cycles, or how you're feeling or anything. It's a give give give situation with no return I'm feeling like. When my SI is back on track and i see my customers giving feedback to the community and interacting once again without drama and it's queens... Store will open. Until then I'll remain closed. Thanks

rolltide3's picture

Honestly I just read all this and it's coming off the wrong way. Breaking bad if u and soma wanted votes to know how your product was simply put that. This is way over the top. Really your getting no return? Your returns are definitely worth your time or u wouldn't be doin this. Why so defensive if u wanted feedback for quality control okay but this whole argument is asinine. U can't read this statement and understand why guys think it represents u in a bad way?

solidman's picture

Pretty close one!!!!
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UncleYoked 2 days ago NEW
HEY GUYS WE ARE ABOUT READY TO RE-OPEN BUT IT HAS CAME TO MY ATTENTION THAT WE ARE DROPPING IN THE RANKS!!!! PERHAPS I MAY JUST NOT RE-OPEN THE SHOP UNTIL WE GET SOME VOTES AND REVIEWS IN!!! THANK YOU IN ADVANCE MY PEOPLES

NoWeakAces's picture

Sounds like a couple of former srcs, Double G and BigD. This is some shit they would try to pull.

zeb0312's picture

Fr sent

NoWeakAces's picture

Accepted

Tron's picture

I messaged Double G back in the day when I was looking to try his product and I asked him why so many of his products were out of stock and his response to me was "BECAUSE I GOT THE BEST FUCKING GEAR ON THE PLANET WOOT WOOT!!!" ...... seriously, he pm'd me that exact message..no real explanation of why he was out or when he was restocking..... Double G was a lunatic lol

A Ellis's picture

It was a fact he ha the best oil on the planet.

Rustyhooker's picture

His original BBL brewer was fucking garbage. Underdosed would be a compliment. 600 mg strength was MAAAAYBE 200 tops. All the whoop whoop jungle rumble bullshit. Haha! Folks got any real complaint and fanboys attacked hard. Makes banners wall look like a hippie commune of love.

His last brewer was allegedly great. I didn't run it because his services were so sketchy. He had a big show though til several goofs on preordering.

A Ellis's picture

I came up with the name Jungle Juice along with original label.

Rustyhooker's picture

The newest juice had good bloods. I remember that much. Hope other sources learn to not accept pre orders. Or at least members are smart enough to never pre order.

A Ellis's picture

Pre order is bad but the kill was generic HGH

Tron's picture

He did did he lol? I never tried it .. I just remember his all cap comments on the s.i. and overuse of saying "WOOT WOOT!!" to reply to good reviews lol! he was a character indeed.

A Ellis's picture

I agree. It is a shame he did the hgh thing.

CBBurrr's picture

you are like a little monkey swinging from sack to sack in a testicle tree.

A Ellis's picture

LOL I love having followers. Truth hurts? What did the census tell you the quality of the gear you never uses was not amazing?

CBBurrr's picture

WTF did you try to say? was that a triple negative?

A Ellis's picture

LOL I love having followers. Truth hurts? What did the census tell you the quality of the gear you never used was not amazing? Hit s instead of a d. Whoops. I make mistakes and your a dick. World keeps spinning.

vhman's picture

That's enough. This is not what this group forum is for. This takes things off point and no one wants to see it. You both need to take your personal beefs to PM or just let it go.

A Ellis's picture

I do not have a personal beef. If someone talks shit to me they better expect it back. He is a dick.

UKBeast's picture

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Breaking-bad's picture

Eroids is MEANT FOR REVIEWS. It's the whole meaning of eroids. You're a idiot lmao. And knowZERO about sourcing. You're right we are paid well but we also pull oall nighters for this and appreciate reviews.we raised fast due to good service and product and will keep it up. And not for nothing soma and i can handle this how we please.. we arent taking money were closed until people review so we know what's going on with products. That's kind of a good thing lmao???

And it's not a threat you idiot. Lmao.. he stated that because people aren't doing as they should. MOD have stated to help future customers to post reviews of customers already using products... When we fail to do that we fail to inform future customers.

I'll just leave this right here lol

Tron's picture

eroids is meant for reviews YES but it's not meant for sources exploiting members threatening to close shop if they don't review your products. It's a privilege to be able to represent a source on eroids to promote your business through reviews while earning trust from other members through those reviews and your behaving as though we are all privileged to buy from your source. You called a member an idiot and a retard for stating his opinion when you could of handled it much more professionally by coming here and explaining the situation from your view point as opposed to going on the offensive and calling people names and bitching at everyone. Do you think this is a good tactic or are you acting out of pure emotion? if so you may need to get your estro levels checked and take a second to think before you type. "there are 1000 other sources on eroids" .... as you stated in one of your comments and you guys should remember that before you start threatening members on here. Just saying if I were new and thinking about buying from a source so I check out the S.I. and see a comment like that from the SRC himself ... i'm going somewhere else and never looking back.