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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

vhman's picture

Dude! He said it was "FIRE". That answers ALL of my questions... What else needs to be said!?!

KAM1314's picture

You had me at "FIRE".....ORDER PLACED!!!!

P2i2t's picture

What else needs to be said!?!

Its G2G!! if those two phrases are combined in one description then the gear must be ridiculously good!

Anonymous's picture

But he didn't say it was fiya so it can't be that good.

rolltide3's picture

Guys crack me up. Frye bro lol

Tron's picture

The biggest douchebag on this site is the mother fucker that keeps hacking the shit out of us...

rolltide3's picture

Damn you have the best post of the day lol

Tron's picture

Tron's picture

seriously though dude this shit is getting scary.. All these sources getting hacked and now eroids under attack as well.. I guess maybe these are the dark ages of eroids and will be talked about for a long time.
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The Impastable's picture

Nah bro, just the DEA... Blum 3

vhman's picture

Here's another one today:

mjh36 2 hours ago
Looks like your back on track banner. Good shit. Way to bounce back

This was posted today in the middle of lots of comments of people receiving half orders, missed pickups, almost no communication in most cases, downed site, etc. So all that translates to "LOOKS LIKE YOUR BACK". That's really funny stuff!

rolltide3's picture

The only place it can go is up right lol. So it's kinda true Smile

MONK's picture

"Road map vascularity, libido up, sweats...3hours after first test prop injection"

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Speechless lol.

rolltide3's picture

That's not very good prop last time I had fire prop I pinned my first one and turned into a raging lunatic in a matter of seconds. Instant beast mode brah. The laser focus the insane pump my Johnson was extremely hard. IT WAS FIRE

cdyrdes's picture

fiyah spell it correctly!...lol

rolltide3's picture

u sure it's not fyre

GATORNATION's picture

You sure that wasn't liquid Viagra? lol

rolltide3's picture

Nah brah my prop fyre makes all the girls run away scared. Shit I was working outside RUNNING the prop and had to piss so I whipped it out to leak next thing I know all these Japanese tourist come running snapping pics screaming GODZILLA,GODZILLA,GODZILLA. I had to run away from them and the Damn leg pumps I got from the prop proves it g2g

GATORNATION's picture

If it's that fyre you must have some hella tren cough and pip! If there ain't no pip, it ain't legit!!

Tren84's picture

Wow

finafan's picture

Now that is the best one yet. At least did you pm him and let him know he was crazy?

zeb0312's picture

Here is the proof.........lol

selfster19's picture

Damn this dude must running that "sweet fiyah" ass "nectar of the gods" thats clearly ""G2G".......did I mention that its "fiyah?"..............and nectar of the "gods"??

zeb0312's picture

Yep

MONK's picture

Can I have a vial of whatever fire brew you got yo? I SWEAR ILL REVIEW AND VOTE !!

vhman's picture

Only if I can call you Brah, dude! I'll need 10's a cross the board as well.

MONK's picture

Lmao Biggrin

zeb0312's picture

Lmao

Tron's picture

I found this same guy 3 hours prior to the test prop injection...

I have got to get me some of that prop! lol

zeb0312's picture

Hot dam I spit my cookie out.

Tron's picture

LOL

Tron's picture

I'm surprised he didn't say his strength and weight went up already to lol

MONK's picture

Tbh I think he did but I flagged his ass so damn fast I couldn't quite remember exactly lol but the instant Vascularity was already imprinted in my mind :/

Tron's picture

Just like the quote I posted below.. the guy said he was running another sources test E for a few weeks.. switched to this new source ... pinned Test E 2 days ago and gained 4 pounds.. because his gear is "fire" and "overdosed" there's just so much wrong with everything he's saying I think I stared blankly at the screen of my computer for a good minute shaking my head in disbelief.

Tron's picture

unbelievable ..

P2i2t's picture

Damn Monk....you have to post which si this is in so I can go get me some of that magical fire that they are brewing over there lmao!! Un-fricken-believable how clueless some people are

*edit...haha found it!! it all makes sense now...you know that gear is god-like right? This should not have surprised you lol!

IrishMack's picture

I would never buy anything from that source because they let retardedness run rampant. If your source only cares about money and not your health then fuck you too. I know business is business but that source does NOTHING to discourage the horrible cycles and misinformation. Taking nolva on cycle was so 1980 when better products were not available. To the OP of that post he says he has so much knowledge to share yet has been cruising on 550mg of test and then thinks it only takes 3 days for enanthate to kick in, his knowledge is not what I would want. I also want hear that is properly dosed not some fkn od shit because I care about my customers, if you cared you would dose it according to the fkn label. I plan my cycles technically and based on percentages so I hate fkn having to 2nd guess anything.

Tron's picture

What the hell? lol

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Hulkman1 8 hours ago NEW

Ok guys, I've been posting more recently and been posting pics but my Karma hasn't gone up. Lol. That's aside the point I'm about to make.... I was running another sources Test E at about 550 per week and my body weight stayed at a consistent level. I just pinned 750 mg. or 2.5 mls. of some Test E a couple days ago and I'm already up 4 plus pounds. This stuff seems to be fire and overdosed as I have ran a lot of Test. I don't run anything else so there are no other contributing factors. Soma has been very responsive to my conserns and hasn't judged whatsoever. I just want to give my hats off as he seems to care about his gear and us. I will continue to order and if a problem were to occur I feel the utmost confidence that he will do right.

pretty much begging for karma points.. and most of all he was running another sources Test E for a while and says " I just pinned 750 mg. or 2.5 mls. of some Test E a couple days and am already up 4 plus pounds" lol! you gained 4 plus pounds in 2 days after pinning TEST E??? could it possibly be the other sources Test E that you were already running for a few weeks just now kicking in???

P2i2t's picture

it blowss my freaking mind how people can actually sit here and run gear without even understanding the basic principles of how the hormones they are using and the esters that are involved even work...smh...you know, other than my little recreational time in these groups,I come on here with the intent to try to give out as much information as possible to try to help whoever it may be that needs to help at that moment. but seeing stuff like this really just makes you want to say screw it and just sit back and let these kids ruin their bodies and waste their money because it almost makes you think that the people on the other side of the computers who you are trying to help is laughing at your information and basically saying screw you I'm going to do what I want anyways.I remember when viking left and the reason he did was almost this exact reason. comments like this and posts from people who are running ridiculous compounds and dosages with zero knowledge or zero care as to what the compounds are made to do or how to properly utilize their potential through diet and proper training.

Tron's picture

Right..and in his words the gear is "fire" and "overdosed" ... imo gear is not "fire" if it's overdosed .. it means that it's not freaking dosed properly therefore you have no idea how many milligrams you are actually injecting and how the hell are you going to even know that after you did your first shot 2 days ago... smh

P2i2t's picture

exactly, overdosed is just as bad as underdosed in my opinion. as my main source says... Properly dosed gear is priceless lol I want to know and be in control of exactly what I am running and how much.

vhman's picture

This is a minor one, but still a classic:

flag sal 13 minutes ago NEW
Banner comes through as always. First ordered was canceled with all the site issues, so I replaced it and just got tracking info. Can't wait for pack to arrive to give him a shout out and get him back in the top 10.

The best is "Banner comes through as always". He hasn't received anything, had major issues with his order, but all is right now! This is essential behavior for all fanboys. Excellent work buddy!

Tron's picture

He's ready to give Banner all 10's already lol.. and he will probably review as soon as he opens the package and pins his first shot... I seen this comment on the page and at first i was confused because he said Banner came through.. then I read that he said that only because he got a tracking # ...... nobody has came through anything until you get your gear.. run a cycle.. preferably get some blood work done.. and if all is good THEN that source came through.. and THEN you can review... i just don't get it man.

vhman's picture

Your post is just crazy talk!! ;-)

Tron's picture

LOL

IrishMack's picture

Im starting to believe that most of these guys cannot afford this lifestyle, so they freak out if they dont get their pack, If you cant afford to lose it, you shouldnt be spending it. I struggle keeping my cupboards and freezer full so if I lose a couple hundred bucks sure im pissed but its no different if I go to a casino.

NoWeakAces's picture

Cycling on a budget. I see it at me gym all the time. A guy wants 1 vial of test or 1 vial of deca. Nothing else. I've stopped coaching them. I might as well be coaching the equipment. Would do about as much good.

IrishMack's picture

lmao and the equipment will actually do what you want it to...for the most part.

rolltide3's picture

Most guys are so unprepared for a cycle. Hell they will skimp themselves out of pct bc f price. I don't know how many times iv seen a guy say pct so expensive so I bought two weeks worth or none at all. They count there nickel and dimes up to make that 200 dollar purchase. That they have no idea what in store for them in the near future

zeb0312's picture

Preach brother. Some member's need to listen for sure. 99% percent of the time some member ask a crazy question they already know the answer to it.