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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

IrishMack's picture

You never cease to amaze me rofl.

vhman's picture

I think this was banner's latest promo!

madman's picture

Yes it was its insulated on the inside to help keep your gear from crashing.

P2i2t's picture

MORON NATION FOR LIFE

Love it! Haha!

rolltide3's picture

I'd like to take a moment of silence. Rip beast1 u was becoming everything this group was made for. He had so much potential to become the biggest douchebag on eriods. Unfortunately he's gone now

P2i2t's picture

that dude was pissing me off every time I seen him on any si page.I even commented on an si that mod Greg has been frequenting. he had to go through and flag most of this dude's comments because they were ridiculous. I replied to Greg telling him that it seems like he is like this on every si he attends. this dude was nothing but a maggot piece of shit troublemaker. he was like one of those little kids that liked to run around and annoy people just for shits and giggles.glad he is gone. Hope his eroids soul is rotting in hell! Lol although I am upset I did miss what the last straw was.

NoWeakAces's picture

Holy shit, they MIB'd him. No record anywhere. I was really looking forward to hearing more lies about his tren only cycle.

KAM1314's picture

He wasn't even good enough to get our little cat picture when you click his name...

madman's picture

Little cat picture, lmao.

P2i2t's picture

Yeah he was a fucking clown for sure bro!

vhman's picture

Word....

He came back for a few minutes and went on a tirade on Hulks page. Then he apologized to Hulk because "he forgot this was Hulks SI page." He's a thinker and will be missed.

P2i2t's picture

he will be back under a different user name for sure! No doubt about it! Guys like that get there rocks off by doing immature shit like this. they don't even work out, they just sit home and think of ways they can be a better troll lmao! What a fucking joke! just keep your eyes open for a new account that is acting like the other troll. I'm sure we will take notice soon

rolltide3's picture

Awe I missed his tirade. Dang it feels like I missed notradamus of eriods. He was a true visionary and will be missed.

KAM1314's picture

REG36

replyjimmycrackcorn 4 hours ago NEW

Hey guys. So soma reached out to me and asked if I still had the proof that zewi fucked me over. I sent him the pics and he said he will replace it. I know soma doesn't have to do this. Whether he was involved with zewi or not is unknown, but the fact that he is getting accused of it, and offering to fix the issue is ALL that matters in my eyes. If nobody got 2nd chances in life I'm pretty sure half of the worlds successful people wouldn't be where they were...I appreciate you doing that soma. I will update everyone as soon as my zewi pack lands!

Hustle28's picture

Soma dug his own grave I'm sure he was well aware that bb was linked to everyone that was named now he's scrambling to recover he just fucked all his cred in this community smh..... jimmycrackcorn just spread his cheeks for soma free gear is almost like crack to some on folks on here lol

NoWeakAces's picture

You know this one is close to my heart.

KAM1314's picture

That's why I nominated you for the next "zewi pack". I actually have to click over there and see how you made out. The whole situation is in the shitter now. Be safe brother, let me know if I can do anything

rolltide3's picture

Abec 12 hours ago @Bigdaddyg
Look man you've been a problem for a while now. It's best you just go away. Lick your wounds and try a different source. No one wants to see your stupid name around anymore. you had all these problems and you're still looking for handouts from the same source. Time to move on man. Honestly I feel bad if you had problems. But it's over. Time to throw in the towel and stop being a baby. Take it like a man and be done. There's plenty of other awesome sources on here that are more than willing to help you. You're gonna make a bad name for yourself.

This fanboy is attacking another person on the si. A guy posted a picture of something in a vial from hulk well this guy said it's not crashed. So this dude goes off protecting banner again it's flipping ridiculous

rolltide3's picture

Beast1 1 hour ago
I hope people are honest with banner because this guy gives tons of free gear away to sqeeky wheels most probably legit issues but dont be so quick to bash banner with floaters ect. Its winter heat it up be resourceful before hurting the mans business. PM banner or a experienced mod or member and im sure many issues could be handled with class. Some are out for freebies. NOT COOL!

I spoke with banner andbhe is aware things were not perfect as of lately but he assured me things are returning to the old hulk body. Im excited.

Seems like we have a new rep lol

vhman's picture

This is the guy who is runing a tren only cycle, with t3 and DNP. I think you need to be easy on him, he may be a special needs guy.

P2i2t's picture

The sob stories I see in that si to get a couple of free items is getting ridiculous. I wonder if Banner knows he is being reversed scammed by half of these people? Lol I don't care what anybody says, there are a couple of stories that I just read of people saying in there that I know are made up bullshit. and I could go in there right now and make a couple of comments that would completely discredit some of these stories. But I am NOT a pot stirrer first off, and second off he deserves to get reverse scammed by as many people as possible in my opinion. Its called karma and she's a dirty little bitch. But anyways, if people are that desperate to get some free gear from a source that shouldn't be trusted with its QC in the first place then it is what it is...their sad existence can continue...in the meantime we will sit back and continue to catch some rec from it all lol

Hustle28's picture

Yup I believe there is some reverse scamming going people taking advantage of the situation he needs to stop handing out gear willy nilly and take care of only the honest folks that did buy gear during that time

P2i2t's picture

Agree 100% bro. but I honestly believe he doesn't care how much free gear hands out to people because he is trying to rebuild is customer base back up. So even if people are reverse scamming him I believe he does realize it but doesn't care because giving them a couple of free vials may make them a customer. also it's that many more people to say good graces about him and to help clear his name.And post pictures of their newly received free products. It's all calculated, believe that

Hustle28's picture

Yup it's a scam both ways banner is clearing his name cuz he selectively scammed a shitload of people now he has to get scammed so this fiasco can keep going it's funny how he just hands out free gear to clear his this and cover it up smh

IrishMack's picture

Tron
2 hours ago
NEW

Guys... ONCE again (and this one is for guitarplayer) HULK NATION!!! lol! These guys have this actually quite hilarious group about "fan boys" and guitarplayer called me out and said something on the lines of " yeah, he's 35 probably still at home in his hulk underoos waiting for dad to come home" lmao! So I'm a fan boy because I'm trying to bring a little enthusiasm and light on what became shortly a dark situation on the hulk page here. What's even worse about a comment that might have been funny in the boys locker room when you were in the seventh grade one or two guys actually indulged him! but for you newer guys you will see groups of guys such as that that tend to click up and you will notice they are all higher ranking members.. why? because they all get together and vote each other up in their pictures and posts. So don't let a guy with a lot of karma fool you.. it's not only because of knowledge and what you contribute to the community it's about popularity which is sad. but the funny part is when hulkbody had the top spot on here for a long time the same guys that are making it into a joke were the same guys buying from hulk and flooding the page with comments... the point is mind your own business and worry about you.. if you have to spend all your time going to all the source pages looking for fan boys and then posting it in your group and making homophobic comments you are not being productive with your time. soooo that being said HULK NATION!!! lmao!

rolltide3's picture

There no hope for that page. It really is like sloth from the goonies. Ya it's related to eriods but u just want to chain it in the basement so the rest of the world can't see it

Hustle28's picture

Lmao yup keep it locked away from the light that place is hopeless. For them if ur not crippled or in the hospital it must be bunk

guitarplayer1's picture

At this point Mack I cannot even blame the source (unless these guys are on his payroll) It's the behavior of these fanboys that strikes me as fucked. How hard is it to buy your shit and move on and review when your finished?

IrishMack's picture

If I was a source I would not want that type of exposure on my page even though they say any attention is good attention. That steers me away when I see that.

KAM1314's picture

1000% correct. When I first came upon eroids the first source I looked to deal with was Hulk. I seen that he was #2 at the time and was stalking his website but never pulled the trigger because I never heard of him before from any buddies. I popped my cherry here with Karl (s****xx) because I've ran his stuff many times outside of eroids so I said fuck it and placed and order to see if this site was legit. In all honesty (and I hope banner reads this) I would of never even checked out his website and even given him a chance if his SI was the way it is now. It honestly looks like a bunch of high school kids that think (steroids are cool) and have nothing to offer. I'll give credit when credit is due but I wouldn't think a fan base like that would be a good thing. There's a 1000 pro bodybuilders that use UG labs consistently and could probably push his business to the next level if the gear is good. Can you honestly see any legit vets to the sport giving this guy a second glance. The kids on his page make it seem like a joke and nothing more. I'm not disrespecting Banner here but lets look at the big picture

Hustle28's picture

Well put bro I'm on te same boat as u but also Karl be bullshiting a lot with giving trackers a month later an packs t/a being 2-4 months...... Btw u been on a rampage lately lol keep it up bro u been stopping gator in gu si

KAM1314's picture

I haven't been trying to be on a rampage (I know it looks that way) I've been trying to tell members to use some common sense and look at the BIG picture here once in a while so they can hopefully avoid a bad experience. As far as Karl goes I can only give an opinion on his oils and tabs from experience. His GH venture (I assume those are the tracking numbers you speak of) has not been up to par in my opinion. If you look at his SI or any of his GH pics from members you can clearly see how I feel and let everyone know. With Gator I know what post I left that led to your statement. I honestly wasn't looking to stop HIM from doing anything, he's a big boy and can make his own decisions. I was looking to hopefully stop a new member from getting shit on if things don't pan out the way many of his customers hope it will. The problem we have with GU at the moment is that he is labeled a scam but is still dealing with members through email. Do you really think any of his steady clients will have an issue ordering like that? Probably not, but what about the new guy who reads a review or looks at a picture of crystal clear gear or a jacked up member? If his order gets fucked or he's selectively scammed, who is gonna hold that source accountable, put them on hiatus, have them make things right, etc. Nobody is gonna be able to help him and if he makes a fresh account and talks about his experience what always happens? You get "just joined today and you post this" or "this guy is just a hater trolling the site". It's a losing situation for all parties involved. As I said before on that SI, if BFG reverses the scam tag I'll openly apologize. Until then I think everyone should stay clear and realize that the mods/BFG didn't put those red letters up top for shits and giggles...it's for our community's benefit. Be safe bro

Hustle28's picture

Yea bro Karls gh is definetly questionable cuz if he had a a real alleged "gh lab " he should be taking care of members right away instead he sweet talks his way out I been watching Greg grill his ass but Karl always bobs&weaves...... I didn't really mean rampage but ur doing a good thing man cuz fanboys are really making a big smoke screen for new guys..... I bought shit gu hopefully it's not bunk idk what happened in there but after I saw several notorious fanboys I got turned off by that src .... And ur right if mods & BFG labeled a scam there's something going on.... Cheers my friend keep blasting those cum boys

Hustle28's picture

Yup it's always a few names that pop in new si that wave a red flag in my eyes when those dudes pop up it's only a matter of time before shit goes south

vhman's picture

ow hard is it to buy your shit and move on and review when your finished?

Obviously it's very difficult for some!

Hustle28's picture

I read this shit fuck bro just when we thought the problem was dealt with these fucks just multiplied again Ed has a lot of work to do

IrishMack's picture

At least they now know we are watching them and they can stop posting bullshit. It's a never ending battle I am aware of but if we can stop people from getting ripped off we also help each other not buy bunk or garbage gear as well.

Hustle28's picture

Yup I feel like there is a groups of honest members that take are of each other on the site but it's a smal percentage compared to the fanboys as long as we keep each other informed the rest can get fucked cuz this battle will never be won

Rustyhooker's picture

DILLIGAF

zeb0312's picture

the new pre injection hulk underwear already to go no need for the fan boys to drop there underwear no more just pin and go.

zeb0312's picture

Well the more I think about this and what I posted this makes me no better than them. So I shouldn't have posted that shit.

madman's picture

Looking good bro keep up the good work. Those new undies we got with the test e reship are pretty bad ass pre-worn by Banner. HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!! Got that green fire running thru my veins I can't see straight.

zeb0312's picture

Nice Smile

cdyrdes's picture

Also helps for the swelling , gives that new lump room to breathe

rolltide3's picture

Man those are convenient to say the least

zeb0312's picture

lmao i couldn't help myself

zeb0312's picture

Beast1. 2 hours ago NEW

I'm confused as to how these people claim infections. I have brewed about 50 batches of tren in my living room and never had anyone of my friends get infected.. So how are these guys claiming they almost lost limbs? Whats banner make batches and stir it will a used dildo. Lol. Sorry just dont make sense

crexes-tiberius's picture

Something's odd about him, and I can't put my finger on it.

rolltide3's picture

I'm lost as I have not brewed 50 batches of tren before so does using the dildo help the oil become more stable? Or do u just turn it on and use the dildo to mix it really well Smile one more thing does the didlo have to be green for hulknation

zeb0312's picture

MAYBE THIS LMFAO