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I'm noticing now that when I'm off cycle I'm able to control my urges to masterbate and hold off until my gf gets home from work. However when on cycle I literally can't stop masterbating. I'm talking like 6 times in 4-5 hours. I'm wondering if maybe I have a problem haha. I want to wait for my gf and I obv want have sex with her but by the time she gets back I'm all worn out lmao. Any one else feel this way? How horny do you guys get on cycle running all this extra test? It must be normal to be this insanely uncontrollably horny while on cycle. This happens pretty much whenever I get back on.

Mewtwo's picture

That's what happens when you take your natural levels of 600 to an elevated level of 3500. It's a good thing you do it yourself because your gf would probably hate you by now LOL been there!

Cooldiver88's picture

Sometimes all it takes is a commercial with a semi attractive girl on tv to flip that switch, shit even the radio.

mjh36's picture

Lmao you got it.

Greg's picture

How's your eyesight?

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Hows the wrist bro?

mjh36's picture

Getting stronger by the day lol. Trying to control myself to twice a day instead of 18

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

18?...... lol your dick is gonna look like a fkn javelin with all that action lmfao!!

cdyrdes's picture

That my friend was effin hilarious !

GrowMore's picture

Last I heard he was suffering with tennis elbow ;)

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mjh36's picture

Lmao that's what it fucking feels like. Fapping has become my full time job!!

cdyrdes's picture

Fippaty fappity foop

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

"Duck fellas"............ this guy is shooting slodge everywhere!..... i swear some just oozed out my keypad lmfao!

mjh36's picture

Lmao it deff gets messy over here. You should see when the glare hits my computer screen. "Slodge" haha

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

"Slodge"

Gypsum!................ thats another word we use over here for loin fat lol

mwagner630's picture

LMAO, can you imagine what this is like if you cycled with your GF. HOLY GAWD!!!, ive been there, its been so bad that i have had brush burns on the boy and still couldnt get enough. lol

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WINNING's picture

Lmfao!!

mjh36's picture

LMFAO LMFAO

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

lmfaoooo................... the picture in my mind right now needs censoring :))

Catalyst's picture

Why do I always end reading these type of posts when I'm eating :(

tonytulo's picture

could be worse you could be eating tapioca pudding or something of that texture when you read it Smile

PIN_CUSHION's picture

I use to have a boss who we suspected was gay. One day at lunch he asked If I've ever had tapioca, which I had not, I just knew it was some pudding. He said oh, I love it! You have to try it. He gave me a one I opened it up took one look and said hell no! He sucked the bottom out of his, lol true story. He kept it at room temperature also, go figure.

vhman's picture

I could of been just fine not hearing any of that...

PIN_CUSHION's picture

LOL, hope you don't eat the stuff, you'll never look at it the same.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Sure hope it wasn't kielbasa.

mjh36's picture

lmao I guess it was

Catalyst's picture

Looks like I'm cutting. Lost my appetite....

noob143's picture

The sex drive from gear is almost as great as the gains. I was crazy before but now has me looking at all girls and saying well as least get as looks good. Even though her face is 3. Lmfao.

McMeanie87's picture

Bro I just recently got let go from a job cause I called off twice and left early once..the only reason I left early was because my girl was home and I was literally going to lose my mind if I didn't go home and fuck her..so I told the boss I was sick and went home and smashed her out..in hindsight is wasn't the best idea cause I lost my job over it..but I hear you bro on the crazy sex drive.

mjh36's picture

lmao wow yea its like I try to hold on until my girl gets back but i just can't its hopeless, and I just end up jerkin. Then i feel bad lol

GRIMEY's picture

Then i feel bad lol

Thats the ole post jerk remorse. Best way to get rid of it is to jerk it again.

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GrowMore's picture

I'm in the same boat mate although I find what helps is if kinky, dirty and just straight down right naughty sex is guaranteed when I see the mrs later in the day. She sends photos and we text each other during the day about what we're going to get up to and that is enough for me to only have one toss before I see her instead of only god know how many!

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TimberDog's picture

…"that is enough for me to only have one toss before I see her.."

LMFAO!!!!!

GrowMore's picture

Maybe 2 if it's a weekday ;)

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mjh36's picture

hahaaa thats a good idea. I felt my sex drive was normal off cycle but a week into a prop kickstart and I'm off the fucking wall horny it actually kinda scares me because theres always someone better looking than your girlfriend lol. I just try to remember how much I love her and then when I get off cycle i feel better about myself. just gotta remember is the gear thats causing the intense hornyness haha

MedDx's picture

Reminds me of Chucky on Sons of Anarchy.

awagz's picture

Lol

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cmo25cent's picture

Lol whack away brother!! The exact same thing happens to me. I'm not joking when I say this,I will go for a walk to get my mind off being horny. It becomes obsessive.

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mjh36's picture

lmao thanks for the comment cause Im literally sitting here trying to get things done and all i can think about is jerking off its like my dick is controlling my body no matter how much I tell myself I don't need to whack it i do it anyways. glad I'm not the only one