Girlfriends breath and vag STANK (srs)
Needing some advice
Here's some backstory
Been with this girl a little over two months. I'm 24 she's 22. She has treated me better than anyone before her combined. Such as : washing my gym and work cloths and having them laid out in the order I put them on, she buys me protein randomly and knows the exact kind I want. Plays games like skyrim , cod with me. She cleans my house and comes up to my work to see me every night and is hott AF. Has a great body and is an all around keeper.
One problem. DAMN GURL YOU STANK.
Serious though. I drop hints like damn it stinks in here after sex. She's like yeah It smells like sex and sweat and I'm like NOOO ITS SMELLS LIKE PUSSY. I tell her she has morning breath in the mornings jokingly. But it's hard to tell her that she has that shit all the time. It's so bad that we went to shower and I pretended to wash her to be sweet but I was really just trying to get that stank out. SHE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE. then we walk out the shower and Into the bedroom downstairs and the shit hits you like a brick. Her breath smells like morning breath 24/7 even though she brushes her teeth and her suga walls smell like a fish market most of the time. She's perfect other than that and I just have been looking past it. Trying to see if anyone else has had similar experiences and know a good way to handle this.
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One day she is going to be messing around on his computer and he will be still logged into Eroids and she will read this post and it will be over.
No more stanky hole for DZeaz.
if the std hasnt killed them both........... lol
HOLY SHIT i got tears off this...
Smells like fish make it a dish...
LMMFAO this is to much..........
I sooooo showed this to my girl today......We just laughed!!!
If you were 60yrs old you'd love it...hahah
Let me just say this. As men.... Women put up with a helluva lot more nasty smells on us than we do them. God lovem' and they do it anyways!
Speak for yourself bro. I smell good.
Damn right !! My ass crack even smells like high dollar cologne ! Lol
brut by faberge? haha
Lol..nah Old spice !
I would have to say my scent is knock off Cool Water, you know, that cheap stuff from the Arab owned gas stations.
This has to be one of the longest standing threads I've seen.. Lol..so how's that ass smelling these days? Obviously we are all interested lol
Lmfao!!!
SO ARE YOU STILL WITH STANK ASS ??
Lmfao, god P mob. Hahaha "still with stank ass". No holding back with you. Lol
I heard a story at work the other day same thing with the pussy stinking. He found out she was wiping back to front. He said after shr started doing it right it didn't stink any more.
OMFG
tears, tears from laughter
Why not just tell her? If you're having sex with her I would think telling her she needs a mint and better showering habits wouldn't be a big deal.
bigwillyYeaaaa right you say that now,lol
I'm gonna go with bacterial infection and halitosis. The infection is very common and could be caused by a number of things. She prob needs to get her junk checked and swish with some listerine 2x daily. Hydrogen peroxide on the toothbrush will help too. Good luck brotha
This is perfect for this situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRIWMlQlUeo
Dick cheese, lol.
Does her asshole smell? If not, two out of three aint bad!
WHooooAA... it fkn stinks in here!........................ im off for some fresh air it smells like the bog door on a deep sea trawler lol
bigwillywell young man to inform her of these problems will surely change the relationship.
bigwillywow
I just tell them it smells like something died then remind them how absolutely gorgeous they are..... they get a little offended but you know I rarely have to deal with it after that and then we move on
Rofl. I like the concept. "Baby, I really fucking want to strangle your mom but hey that dress looks great on you"
I understand your fear of bringing this up to her.. especially by your description of her.. but if shes a keeper as you describe I can assure you more good will come out of being honest about this than bad
lmfao its all about how you say it when you say it.. in all seriousness if you wait to let her know she will be mortified and disgusted with herself she spent months smelling like that to you.. vs just bringing it up the first week it happens.. you could even approach it out of concern for her health and then the attention turns to her well being and not how she smells.. the smell only being a side effect of the more important issue.. I bring this health thing up because I didnt even realize this was a sign of diabetes like the others have pointed out below.. that would be a big concern to me
I really like this approach. The well being aspect and literally the smell is just side affect. No way will she get offended, because you literally are talking about her health and smell was a symptom.
Ok, first she doesn't know it but she must have some infection going on there else tht is not a case. Here is wht you do, you take her for a checkup and get yourself checked too. Tell her it is always good to have least once a year checkup and tht actually is a fact. This would seem to her like a couples thing rather than you putting her on the spot.
now comes the bad breath, go to the store and yourself pick out some freaking awesome mouthwash or something similar. Put it in bathroom and use it yourself and tell her "babes you've gotta try this coz my mouth is so fresh tht you'll love it". Turn it into something you are doing for each other.
if all else fails talk to her openly. Communication is key and if you're really into each other than you would be at a comfort level tht would make it ok.
I'm 32. You're 24 and she is 22. I dont blame you for acting like a kid and not having to think up all I said on your own as first gut reaction. I suppose it does come with time. Dont waste a good relationship over something that can easily be fixed. You'd be a dumbass otherwise coz u dont want a cheating, not caring whore who smells like a million bucks now do you? Think bout it bro and act more mature. You have ANY idea how hard it is in this shitty world to find someone who truly loves you so much tht she does all tht she does for you.
listen, if you dump her over this can you pls msg me your address coz id wanna unleash a fresh can of whoopass on ya
and oh yea, good luck!
I can think of things on my own and have. I really made this thread as a way to see if anyone had better ideas than I have. Like for instance I got her off in the shower by fingering her after washing her body with soap. She liked it and now wants me to do it every time I shower with her. But the smell is still there. I know it's gotta be some kind of medical thing but she doesn't have health insurance. But talking down to me because your older isn't cool bro. I appreciate everything she does or I wouldn't be with her.
Nay not so much talking down id say, I was like you. Just read so many comments tht were not really spending the time needed to properly advice. I more or less wanted to joke and get my thoughts across. Of course no disrespect meant
you've got a keeper. Ive been with enough women to know she has infection and probably too young to even realize it. Someone said tooth decay for bad breath and while tht is absolutely true but tht bad a tooth decay would get noticed so can't be tht.
but my friend good luck and would love to hear how it worked out
Thanks bro. Expected a shitty response back but your a pretty stand up dude and sounds like you know your stuff
I think you got all the advice you need anything beyond is just redundancy. Not to mention if you stay and marry this girl this thread is somewhat degrading to her. Just saying.
I feel for you homme, the whole breath thing might be a real bad cavity! Shit starts to smell when it's really bad! And the vag stinking could also be a infection. A yeast if its smells sour! Hope the best for you bro!
No it's like a dead fish smell. Like outside in the sun for a day or two
sounds like gonnareha either that or just poor personal hygiene.
It could be something as simple as pheromones. This could be why she doesn't notice it because it's not really there. Pheromones are detected through the sense of smell but do not necessarily have a smell per say. Its an animal instinct that's used to help choose a mate. If her smell does not appeal to you then she may not be right for you. Or she's just spoiled rotten from the inside out. Hopefully it is her diet or an infection because these things are fixable but pheromones are not...... Good luck bro and if she's worth it you have to say something and try everything!
This has been a highly entertaining thread. That being said, I think you need to act on this pretty quickly. This is affecting the intimacy of your relationship. It is always on your mind when you want to be close to her. Either you need to man up and talk to her or you need to end it. I don't know your situation, so I can't recommend one over the other, but you do need to act, otherwise this relationship will end regardless.
whats that stuff people rub on their skin under their noses when they are working around dead bodies to block out the smell? just get some of that and your golden
Diabetes could be the cause of all the stink bro both her mouth and vag. Completely not her fault, if you like her man up n be up front with her so she can find out. If it's just a fling buy some tic tacs throw a couple up top drop a mouth full in your mouth n got to town on her.
NOTHING IS WORSE then when your fucking and stinky vag smell comes waffing its way up to you. It completely ruins the moment. Either get your dick sucked on a regular basis instead of fucking or be honest and see it she can fix it or.... you gotta bounce. I am sure she is a sweetheart but if your not a stinky vag kind of guy, your never gonna get over this. I am talking from experience.
So far I'm not saying a damn thing. Gotta man up but you know that feel when you really don't want to do something and procrastinate
Make sure you keep us updated how you handled it.... curious how the drama unfolds
VanillaVisaHave gum with you all the time and just offer her some. And it's okay to be honest and say "your breaths a little stink but that's okay" "mine probably stinks as well" Kind of jokingly but not and she'll probably be like oh sorry
Anongirl who stinks and dont know it..aint a keeper..RUN!
I'll give you cred for posting this, takes some balls. My stomach is still hurting from laughing so hard. Damn good ab workout. But I can't help but wonder if you did a fly-by on the first couple dates. Always do a fly-by so you know what you're dealing with and can end it before shit gets deep. lol thanks again. Hope you get it worked out. May just have to tell her straight up.
It amazes me how many people have an interest in your girls "vag"