Girlfriends breath and vag STANK (srs)
Needing some advice
Here's some backstory
Been with this girl a little over two months. I'm 24 she's 22. She has treated me better than anyone before her combined. Such as : washing my gym and work cloths and having them laid out in the order I put them on, she buys me protein randomly and knows the exact kind I want. Plays games like skyrim , cod with me. She cleans my house and comes up to my work to see me every night and is hott AF. Has a great body and is an all around keeper.
One problem. DAMN GURL YOU STANK.
Serious though. I drop hints like damn it stinks in here after sex. She's like yeah It smells like sex and sweat and I'm like NOOO ITS SMELLS LIKE PUSSY. I tell her she has morning breath in the mornings jokingly. But it's hard to tell her that she has that shit all the time. It's so bad that we went to shower and I pretended to wash her to be sweet but I was really just trying to get that stank out. SHE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE. then we walk out the shower and Into the bedroom downstairs and the shit hits you like a brick. Her breath smells like morning breath 24/7 even though she brushes her teeth and her suga walls smell like a fish market most of the time. She's perfect other than that and I just have been looking past it. Trying to see if anyone else has had similar experiences and know a good way to handle this.
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Its probably intestinal, bad breath is usually internal and if not is usually only caused by gingivitis and a few others things. Take her to a doctor if you can just work your way up to telling her breath stinks do it nice so she wont take revenge on you later. The V is probably the same cause as the bad breath.
Doctor that specialist in this field:Gastroenterologist
maybe she's got a vaginal Dzeaz? jk
OP, did that ever clear up? Is she back to being a sugar puss?
I dated a girl like that, she went to the Dr she had a intestinal bacteria, both her vagina & breath smelled. She got on and antibiotic and cured it right up, she new she had a issue so it wasn't so bad she actually told me, I was thinking bitch if you know your shit stinks fix it don't wait for a verification!!!! But it is curable.
Cajun
well, is she on gear, i hear anything past very very light winnie makes em stank really bad, plus anything stronger used and you may meet Senor Penor. Some chicks use wet wipes religiously. Without even bringing it up buy some and leave them on the back of the toilet. If she asks about them, say you like feeling cleaner.
Light var didn't make my girl stank fyi.
This is ridiculous. Many of our wives and girlfriends have ran gear and my wife is even currently running test and there is no issue with smell.
Ed keeps all his hookers on gear, they are the wild ones..
BlekerstExactly Sauron gear does NOT make a woman Smell in a negative or fishy way AT ALL just horny and crazy wild with mine and her clit is amazing!! it has grown considerably. And she is on Test n winny and NVR smelled anything but beautiful n delicious. What is going on is she has an intestinal bacteria which is going to require an antibiotic my gf is a PA and thts her guess without a diagnosis or any kind of testing. But your right brthr nothing to do with gear. He is definitely a squirrel if he believes tht lol.
I guess I may have had some random stinkers, the ones I was talking about other were super high on Winnie, var, and one was on test. Both had stanky cooters and breath.
My abusive girlfriend has been continuously on Trenbolone since 2003. Yes her breath stinks but not because of the tren. It stinks because she is bulemic and doesn't brush her teeth.
Don't waste the gains! She could feed you like a baby bird!
You mean to tell me you don't like tasting what she ate and partially digested 20 minutes ago?
I didn't say that I didn't like it. :).
Stomach acid is kind of an acquired taste.
I can't lie my girl licks my balls after work without showering lol....so I can't give her any shit rofl
She does that for me too.
Now thats a keeper!
Or a retriever...
LOL!!! Now that's "golden"
Lmao........holy shit dude that's up!
post is old but this is still funny
i remeber this omg was one of the funniest threads ever. i dont know if you did already but you have to go back and read the comments. We made some fuckin funny threads back in the day and man did we have some funny ass people on this site :-)
yeah I seen post late alayna. I remember those days. I log n if I was n bad mood' not for long here comes laughs. good times now I still love site because there still some peeps left. maybe site might have a reunion of all old members make a thread n just crack jokes n cut ass on everyone would be epic
Ok, I think I may have figured this one out. Pay a guy to walk up to you both while taking a walk in the park. Just act like you are checking the scores of the games and shoot him a text letting him know when it is his que. Have him insult your girl while walking by. He could say something offensive about her pussy stanking and her bad breath. Then you can be the hero and ream this guy out in front of her. Make the guy look like a little bitch, so he apologizes to your girl. Or he could just tuck his tail in between his legs and run when you get in his face and teach him how to treat a lady. She will then be thankful for you sticking up for her, while being self conscientious about her issues. Its a win win for you. Just don't be stupid enough to hire one of your friends to do it. If she ever catches you talking to this guy like you are buddies, then you are screwed. So hire someone you wont see again, like a friend of a friend's cousin, that happens to be in town visiting. When your girl asks you if her breath and cuder stanks, like the guy said, tell her everyone's stinks sometimes, but play it off like you really didn't notice. You could even give her tips, so it smells fresh, like brushing her tongue and awesome smelling vag shower gel. Buy her some of those products and tell her that they were in the sale rack at the store and you figured that she might be self conscientious from what that A-hole at the park said to her. Tell her you really enjoy the smell of the stuff and tell her you will go down on her if she will try it out. Tell her she is the most beautiful girl and that you make it worth her while. By now you should be comfortable communicating together, so it wont seem to bad. Remember to delete that text out of your phone directly after, do not get caught for doing this.
I'm so glad I'm married, if my woman's breath or vag stinks, I just tell her and she replys"well your breath never fcking smells good." See we have that understanding. Then she brushes and I brush, then we have angry sex!
This ^ lol....that's exactly what my woman would say....
That's how it should be with open communication. Tough love isn't something you look forward to. This might be the guy's last case senerio, if he is never honest with himself and her. I remember when I told my girl her cuder stunk the first time, right before sex. She was pissed and told me to fuck off and that we weren't having sex after that comment. She is very self conscientious, so she went into the bathroom and cleaned herself and asked me if it still smelled. It didn't so we had sex and everything was fine after that. I told her to be honest with me if she ever thought I had bad BO or smelled bad enough where it grossed her out, but usually I clean that area with soap and a wash cloth, if I think I might have the slightest chance of stanking and I plan on getting booty.
She might have an infection up there and needs some cream or antibiotics for it to smell better I was with a girl that got a yeast infection from pounding it with a popsicl. For her bad breath she might have some bad teeth or a infection in her mouth once there fixed her breath will smell better.
You're alive thank god, lol
Yup still together. For some reason either her v stank went away or I have gotten used to it. Her breath smells pretty bad still. I have been kidding around saying "damn yo breath STANKY baby did you brush your teeth this morning.?" I noticed she put my mouthwash back in the bathroom so hmm
Yup still together. For some reason either her v stank went away or I have gotten used to it. Maybe you can talk her into getting one of her girlfriends in on the action for a second opinion. For scientific reasons only.
Shit, I wonder if I can get the deposit back on my tuna boat??
If anyone is interested in some Holy douche PM me
Your on a fckin roll Greg. Lmao
Brother! We thought you were deAd! What a relief!
valhallas bestLmfao!! So the world wants to know u still with stank ass
If her pussy smells like an old shithouse door on a tuna boat, she needs to take probiotics and smear plain no-sugar yogurt inside her snatch to kill the bacteria.
There some soap at cvs for the vag ask about it bro idk the name but it works
One more thing, Just remember !!! It smells like fish, but it taste like chicken!!
Labomba!!!
One day she is going to be messing around on his computer and he will be still logged into Eroids and she will read this post and it will be over.
No more stanky hole for DZeaz.
if the std hasnt killed them both........... lol
HOLY SHIT i got tears off this...
Smells like fish make it a dish...
LMMFAO this is to much..........
I sooooo showed this to my girl today......We just laughed!!!
If you were 60yrs old you'd love it...hahah
Let me just say this. As men.... Women put up with a helluva lot more nasty smells on us than we do them. God lovem' and they do it anyways!
Speak for yourself bro. I smell good.
Damn right !! My ass crack even smells like high dollar cologne ! Lol
brut by faberge? haha
Lol..nah Old spice !
I would have to say my scent is knock off Cool Water, you know, that cheap stuff from the Arab owned gas stations.
This has to be one of the longest standing threads I've seen.. Lol..so how's that ass smelling these days? Obviously we are all interested lol
Lmfao!!!