+ 1 THIS PLACE IS GETTING SCARY
OK----I'll take some heat for this, but hey: I'm used to taking heat and getting my ass reamed so I'll sign up for it since some of the other suppliers won't.
I'll start by asking you a question:::
Imagine you are in the prep room at the hospital awaiting a ctritical brain surgury. You're half sedated, the tubes are in, and there's no turning back. You've said goodbye to all your loved ones (just in case), and you've replaced your wife in the will with your new girlfriend. The nurse walks over to you and tells you it's going to be OK, and your mother wipes away a tear from her eye and tries to muster a smile........ And just about then,a tatooed and pierced-out surgeon barges in through the door and and says..."HEY!!! ZUP HOMIE? DON'T NEED TO WORRY BOUT NUTTIN! I GOTS DIS SHIT COVERED NOOKAS!!. YOU KNOW HOW WE SURGEONS ROLL. I GOTS SOME FIRE ANESTHESIA, SO WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY UP IN DIS BITCH"!!!! He then walks out, flashing a gang-sign before turning his ipod back up to the catchy tune of Slim Shady.
Now....I don't know about you, but that would make me a little nervous. Yet every single day, I see suppliers---guys who actually claim THEY are the ones doing the brewing----talk like this, never showing any more intelligence than a squirrel...telling you they've got your health in the front of their hearts and minds.
Anyway, back to the brain surgury.
Lets say you somehow escape the hospital and strike a deal with the surgeon to just take some strong medicine instead, hoping for a miracle cure. He writes the script, which you take to the pharmacy, and recieve pills in a bottle with a bottle that says "ACME BUILD-A-BODY" with a picture of that big-ass burly boxer from Bugs Bunny,,,only he's sleeved out with tats and surrounded by flames.
Still feel good about your health care?
Stop making choices based on image and start basing your decisions on research and professionalism.
I'm not pointing at any one supplier in particular, and I'm certainly not saying we can't all have some fun. But I think as suppliers, you have to show professionalism as well. You can still have cool labels without getting tacky. But if I were a cop and found you with a bottle of gear with some of this shit on it, I think I'd actually let you go and assume you had fallen for a scam (and laugh at your ass)----so at least you're somewhat safe with some of these products...lol. Let me also say that I used some of the gear that I'm speaking of, and have always liked what I've recieved. But that doesn't mean we can't improve professionalism.
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Kinda funny to read this knowing one source of hey bro guaranteed shipped fiyah fiyah homey and all the fiyah fiyah has been brewed by now known posted scams.
Dis post is gud 2 go my nizzle!
Honestly, I think a guy would be smart to spend a couple of months on Eroids just getting to know people and sources. Asking questions, reading posts,making posts and making friends, before they ever consider ordering.
That's what I did. I learned from previous hastily planned shit cycles that they hurt more than help, so I was patient.
When the time came that I felt ready physically and mentally to start cycling again, I knew who the quality sources were. I knew who I could depend on, and who not to mess with. I spent a lot of time in PM with sources asking questions about their gear, getting to know them and It paid off bigtime. I found sources that I knew delivered, not just quickly but high quality gear. There are some serious kicks ass sources here. There are also shit sources that I wouldn't give piss stained bed sheets to.
It's all about taking time to learn, pick the brains of other eroiders, and picking the brains of the sources.
Right now, I absolutely know who to go to without worring about getting screwed or sick. I think any member who has spent a little time here knows where to go. I think patience is the key.
With out that, you are stuck making decisions based on a pretty label, which in my opinion is str-8 up Dumbass!
There really isn't anything different just MORE of it.... A lot of these guys like the Jerry Springer relatability of some src's. Makes them feel like "friends". It seems to me like everybody wants it to be everything at once. A professional, respectable business transaction with a "real bro" that you can ask for deals and freebies from LOL! As much as some would want this to be like a "regular" business its not. It can't. By nature, virtue and demographic it is what it is... Now me personally, I'm not a fan of the fanfare and circus acts of some but it doesn't mean I haven't enjoyed their gear and there are others who are professional and polite that won't get nickel one from me... Enough exposure to anything and it will take on a veil of normalcy but lest we forget what is really going on around here LOL!
My .02
100 agreed. In a way, you almost can't blame the supplier, as he's simply catering to demand.
GearofWarVery well stated. Being new to this scene, it can be confusing and rather daunting when it comes to choosing a supplier for a first order. As you've stated, there are many suppliers that have very good products, but as a general rule I tend not to take any person who uses such grammatical faux pas as their preferred line of communication very seriously. Being a fully sleeved tattooed, person I should know better than most to not judge a book by its cover. Unfortunately though stereotypes do prevail and perception becomes reality thanks to a minority of dip shits ruining things for us "normal folk". So yes, if you use terms such as: the hawtness, gear is fire, U instead of you, any such bullshit shortcut grammar, or replacing the letter S with the letter Z on purpose I'm going to assume a few things: Firstly is that if you're too lazy or pressed for time to even bother taking the time to add 2 letters to a word to use it properly then what shortcuts are you taking when you batch up some precise chemical formulations? Do you care about your customer's health and satisfaction or are you "jus makin yo paper dawg? Gotz 2 get my skrilla y'all"? Point is, as a newer member, and AAS user those antics drive me far, far away from buying from you. As I think is the case with plenty of other "newbs" to this scene. Keep it classy eroids.
So your saying I shouldnt buy the BIG SWOLE SPACE JAM EDITION PRIMO? But only 4 outta 5 guys are having allergic reactions to it!! That means I have a chance to successfully use this without going to the hospital. Damn man, Nooka's cant have shit round dis biatch
Is it because im white?
tread-mJust another way to keep a cracker down!
thats what I said
Lol
good shit
AnonStraight and to the point is how I keep it. No Bullshit and certainly no excuses. I think most customers feel safest spending their money with those whom exert themselves with the utmost integrity. Its buyer confidence at its finest - they have to have trust in us and hope we aren't cutting any corners. So if we portray laziness in our packaging, customer service, etc.. why would anyone think the brewing process is any different.
As for your exert, I wont even go to young doctors. I want a weathered doc who has years and years of experience, no tattoo's and gray hair. lol, nice write up bro.
tread-mI'm rollin some oil right now called "set a Nooka's ass on fire". its guaranteed to put you in the hospital with a 1 ml hit in need of a tranfusion and literally, no literally catch you on fire. You don't find juice like that anymore brother . I hit mine next to the pool so the burns not too bad. Good news is , and this will surpise you, no pip! Smooth as silk once the flames are extinguished. You don't even need to heat your oil, theres a chemical reaction built in and the second its drawn into the pin it boils then sets you on fire while injecting. Many have claimed a little tren cough with it but I say its just inhailing burning hair so a good full body shave is recommended before hitting it. I recommend a half ml first few pins and this is one you'll want to inject quick or your pin will melt right off your syringe and you waste oil. Just slam it as they say. Company slogan... "come play in the fire bitchezzzzz". Its catchy as hell if you ask me and frankly the reason I use "set a Nooka's ass on fire" made exclusive from "Nooka whaaaaat" labs. Have their Christmas special rollin right now, buy 3 bottles of any Nooka whaaaaat labs oil and get a free home meth kit and a free walmart gift card. Buy any 5 bottles and get all that plus a bottle of Ronco paint on hair (chest hair sold seperately), 8 bottles or more and receive all the above and a Ronco pocket fisherman. Another thing that sold me, teamed up with Ronco you know? Hell we're in a recession son, make a buck and its all good right? First 100 orders receive a home hep C test kit and a round of antibiotics.
Sounds good bro.. bring some o that shit over when you and the mrs drop by for xmas piss-up lol.. i aint got no pool over here but we can roll our naked asse,s in the snow!.. not that yellow stuff were i was showing off writing my name in italics lol no! the fresh white stuff thats buried all the dog turds.. dont worry about that little thing the neighbours will think weve been on the false tan again lmfao!
tread-mLmaooo....what about when the neighbors see us playing piss over the prison wall bragging about our prostate power and shwin off? Put it this way brother, eeeeerbody knows we could water lazer rims out for American Chopper with these over grown heat seeking moisture missles! Hell its all I live for man, fire juice and piss contests. Speaking of, its about time we wash up the Eroids van and get ready for some action after our spring cutters! Many will wonder why a pissing contest reminded me of the van but you and I get it and thats all that matters. What happens in the van stays in the van know what I mean? Alright brother, lining up some air tickets now and I'm bringing a GF on this trip the Mrs had another date so whateva's! Lmao...or is she with you again? Well, thats all good too I'm easy come easy go brother you know me , lifes short..IF YOU'RE NOT LIVIN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!
AnonDAT WHAT I IS TALKIN ABOUT DAWG!
On the real reals:
I completely agree, I refuse to write like a 16yo high school kid with little to no education. Y'all (in the dictionary) might notice that I try to keep a professional demeanor MOST of the time. You may have noticed how Special Blenz changed to Special Blends when I came aboard, I'm a stickler with grammar and shit like that belongs on the side of a brick wall or train, not on a banner hanging in front of your business.
Personally I don't like the term fire, that sounds painful. I've never even heard the term until coming here.
You guys want fire, try injecting pure BA. That shit is straight fire.
Badge, you and Laurel get my utmost respect across the board with your professionalism, knowledge and skillz(oops, skills) in the kitchen.
Kaazaar to you!
AnonGoth thats hilarious. Trying to create replies that are coherent is perhaps something all of us should work on. I think a large part has to do with the texting culture .
As far as sources go, Ive been impressed with so many, the ones I have communicated with represent themselves well ,and seem very bright. Your right though, if a source seemed not to have a firm grasp on language and communication Id be questioning his chemistry too.
Unfortunately there is no way we as customers can verify who is making the safest gear. We can only hope the suppliers use proper sterile procedures. If I new who was making the most sterile gear all my business would go to them ever if they were more expensive. Safety has to always come first.
one thing that is for certain with me, if the supplier is always full of excuses about time delays it tells me he cant manage his time well and that includes rushing through making the products. ive got products from sources on here that I actually threw away because of the stuff they said in their review and SI threads.
AnonI have done the same thing lol
you ever try to write a book? probably make some decent money at it. by the way im on my way over to post a review on your products!
LOL....I must have missed my calling. I certainly don't want to discredit any supplier who does a good job with quality, safety and sevice, no matter how thier products look or how they present themselves. But as a whole, I think we can all do better.....myself included.
FIYAH is the last thing I want personally. What I want is properly labeled and more importantly PROPERLY DOSED! Product which is safe to run. I chose ya'all for my latest purchase because of previous posts you've made on this very subject. The hopes being that if you talk the talk you also walk the walk. Nice to see you are still talking the talk brother.
PS I would rather have as little info on the label as possible just for legal reasons. This feeling is also from a post by GOTH +1 do you really need more Karma? LOL
If you come across any fire gear, please kindly send it my way. thx lol
Ya I hear ya Brother... LOL