posted Mon, 09/17/2012 - 15:29
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We all see them all the time. Men doing things that make you want to take away their man card! I see it every day! I know you do to. List em'!
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Thanks for this one. I guess I will stop. Normally I will make eye contact with the guy next to me and then look down at my penis and then say nice isn't it with a big grin.
Ctfu!
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Funny shit here
Have his gf / wife / whoever always drive the car while he is the passenger
I do that all the time. Well since the 2nd DUI
Lol. You are the exception to the rule
Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a guy, feels good until you look down and realize your a fruitcake yourself.
sounds like this is coming from experience lol
They should never play a song over and over after a break up
...you feel like crying I'll give you something to cry about bitch!
TX does that after we fight. Lol.... Jk. I hope he doesn't read that. I might not get any tonight.
Its right here in black and white, it must be true ;)
I got busted. He laughed though. I'll probably get balls in my face around 3a.m. He's watching me all creepy like he can read my thoughts. Lol
that's why TX is a REAL man! LOL!
TxBigBoyOh you already know what's up...
No man should write unmanly things they do, just to see if people comment on them! You know who you are! LOL ;-P
::everybody on the thread cringes in shame::
Lmao.... Where did it go? Hahaha
Ride bitch behind a guy on a moped.
they should never giggle when my pubes tickle his nose... Errrr, uhmmm... I mean....
Lol
Emo kids....give your gfs pants back!
Anon3rd that... skinny jeans? thanks lil wayne for your contribution to society
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.Permalink2nd that. I dont know how the hell a guy could wear those. I have to re adjust enough as it is
Gotta have juggle room. Nothing grows when squashed. Lol
No man should EVER WEAR CROC's!!!~~~~especially in this color!
No man under age 50 should ever wear dress sandles aka AIR MOSES!!
1st time I seen crocs I walked up to a friend of mine and told him "I don't give a fuck how comfortable those things are I wouldn't wear them because they are to fucking ugly" He then took them off and said here try them. I put the damn things on and went the next day to buy a pair. I wear crocs in the winter. Ugly but I do not care what people think of me.
And dont ever whisper in another mans ear! EVER!!
No man should ever Facebook poke another man.
Waxed eyebrows >: /
No man should ever under any circumstances share an umbrella with another man.
damn you have a lot of good ones
mr127superdeemanicures stay away if the dudes nails are prettier than your girlfriends
How about dudes with long hair prettier than your GF?
mr127superdeedamn no ones topped my chick on hair yet but that would whacky
uhh where have you been hanging out? i need to make sure i never go there lol
Real men DO NOT wear Pastels
What are pastels?
Moaning like a girl while getting head is a big no no.....never letting my friend live it down
no grown-ass man should be wearing skinny jeans and no man should be wearing v-necks with 10" arms and a beer belly
I'm so embarrassed! You know my ex.
which of the 2 describe him? lol
Yeah, I was kidding. Lol... Don't take much I say seriously.
i know, i was being sarcastic
That is a horrible visual. Lol
is terrible bro. not to mention bright colors v-necks lol
LMAO ^^^
No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.
are full cans acceptable?
What about smirnoff ice bottles lol