So I was killin it w/ my shaker weights earlier and my mind began to wander. I bagan to wonder what I have become. I lock myself in my basement bungalow and just shake em' all the time. I cant get enough. I stop only for meals... I have found that I can shake them using monkey grab foot technique, two-footed, Oh I just love shakin em'.
Awww man, grandpa was knockin on the door. I had to put my shaker weights down.. He needed help haulin this month's batch of shine down to the quarry where he's meetin a fella. I dont know how the old man brews the shit. He's blind in one-eye and cant see out the other. But he makes the meanest mash around. He lost 3 fingers in a rare porn accident. The movie was called the Black Hole. what goes in doesnt come out. The ol man said glad he started w/ fingers and not his dick... I have to agree.
Finally I can get back to shakin it ohh yeah burn triceps burn. I dont know why people wont just leave me alone and let me shake my weight. I tell everybody just wait I'll be ripped, and they laugh. I'm gonna keep shakin my weights and show them... Time for bed cant wait to shake em in the morning...
Damnit, outta milk. I gotta have milk for my protein shake or it wont matter how much I shake it. Off to the store... Hey, there's Ed, tread, and clayon laying up in a carboard box all snuggling. WTF, There was only remnants of memories left behind from their nights path of destruction. I didnt bring it up then, but guys you can tell me. What really happened that night. The fact that ed was dressed like wonder woman was kind of alarming. Cley why man, I cant for the life of me figure out why you were dressed like a lion tamer? Tread, really, I have never seen that much hair stuffed into a f'n tutu? You had to have special ordered that thing? Any way I am gonna sit here and shake it until I get some answers outta you 3.