posted Tue, 07/17/2012 - 19:23
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Movie Lines
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What are the best movie lines?
Just a few to get things started:
What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
"...cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war!!!!"
"That was for my wife fuck you and die!"
"why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger? Because he dodges bullets Avi!"
Betcha don't know what movies these lines come from!
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Mmmmmmmmmmm Jason Statham - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
CleyonAdded to my "Watch Soon" list.
"if i told you, you have a nice body would you hold it against me?"
"hey, wanna fight? why dont you stick your head in my ass and fight for air"
"right here, right now, i am the law"
"Take this quarter ,go downtown and have a rat knaw that thing off your face. Good day ma'am "
UNCLE BUCK!!!
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."!!!!
Pulp Fiction
i love that shit,someone in the movie asks why do you say that,he says no reason it just sounds good before i kill someone.
"That's just some cold blooded shit I like to say to a mothafucka before i pop a cap on his ass"
AnonWhat do you mean Im not sensitive to the environment, remember I bought that thousand acres of brazillian rain forest and had it slashed and burned to build our dream house. Do you think it was easy to displace an entire indigenous population ?
"well I got a joke for you, im gonna tear you a new asshole"
"Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit"
"you talk the talk, do you walk the walk"
FMJ
I love that scene from "Planes Trains and Automobiles".
"Those arent pillows.......Hey, whoa, see the game last night........"
Whenever there's a "no homo" moment, I always think of that scene.
"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why."
"What the f*** am I gonna do with five grams?"
"Maybe you can sniff it off of your homeboy's ass."
tread-m"Le me introduce you to my little fren"
Scarface ;)
"It doesn't matter who we are..what matters is our plan."
Mmmmmm Bane ;) "The Dark Knight Rises".
"Of course" lol
"...why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"
Anyone?
Supernova283Rohypnol is red, Viagra is blue....
Wait a second what the fuck did Morpheus do?
CleyonBWAHAHA! I guess Morpheus wanted to be take from behind.
Supernova283No he gave people the red pill. The blue one was for him!
You supposedly have a dream in which you're taken out of the "matrix." I think Morpheus was the one who had a personal fancy for Neo.
Ahh, The Matrix!
"I need ya help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later and were gonna hurt some people"
"Who's car we takin?"
Yeah yeah, we all know you watched The Town last night LOL!
Lol! That's one of the best movie lines I've ever heard! The whole scene!
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
Ghostbusters
Ringo: "Holiday, you're so drunk you're probably seeing double"
Doc: "That's why I got 2 guns, one for each of ya"!
zewiJules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
"If you don't have my money by Friday I'm gonna crack yo fuckin head open. Around the same time you're getting outta the hospital, I'll be getting outta jail ,and guess what, I'll crack your fuckin head open again!"
Pesci (Casino)
tread-mLove me some pesci brother.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1KHuNqgsuQw#/watch?v=1KHuNqgsuQw
and of course
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from how high
Ding don motherfuka, DING DONG, (All Saints Day)
you bes be right with your Jesus boy (All Saints Day)
welcome to Tennessee the patron state of shooting stuff!
Shooter
I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
I shot Marvin in the face.....best movie ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBni_-tMNs&feature=related
Another great one; must watch!
-Micky Rourke
http://fuckyeahmickey.tumblr.com/post/14238232736/moretouchy-the-pussy-s...
Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart. Shop S-Mart... You got that?!!
-ARMY OF DARKNESS
"Never under estimate the predictability of stupidity..."
Bullet Tooth Tony~Snatch
Cleyon"It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven." -Arnold Schwarzenegger Pumping Iron
Ahahaha Pumping Iron!!! Great flick!
CleyonThat one quote just kills me! My wife HATES when I say it, mostly because my Arnold impression is awful.
I can't believe he was Governor of Cali! I cant believe that never made it out during the poles lol!
CleyonThey tried to play on the game bang with a chick at the gym, and the pot smoking, but got nowhere. HE'S THE TERMINATOR! You knew he was going to win!
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong andd make my way over to Tibet and I get on as a loofa on a course over there in the Himalays. You know a loofa, a caddy, jock. So I tell em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they stick me with? None other than the Dali Lama himself. Flowing robes, grace, bald....striking. So we're on the first tee and I hand him the driver and he hauls off and whacks one long...big hitter the lama. Into the base of this 18,000 foot crevase and you know what he says...gunga galunga....gunga gunga la gunga."
"I bet she gives great helmet..."
:shivers:
You went over my helmet?!!
I and a fat friend of mine are planning on going to a halloween party as lonestar and barf. It's gonna be awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc
No others need apply.
....."It's a good plan.....if ya don't fuck it up".
Joe Pesci....My Cousin Vinny