posted Tue, 07/17/2012 - 19:23
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Movie Lines
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What are the best movie lines?
Just a few to get things started:
What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
"...cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war!!!!"
"That was for my wife fuck you and die!"
"why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger? Because he dodges bullets Avi!"
Betcha don't know what movies these lines come from!
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Thats not very nice of you laughing ,my mule dont like people laughing. He thinks youre laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you are going to...
I could quote all three of the spaghetti westerns all day. Throw in Josey Wales to boot.
RustyhookerIt is NOT a toomah!
Its a booty twap..
..you mean boobie trap...
.that's what i said, booty twap
Goonies!!!!
RustyhookerJust bought it new wrapped for $5. Im a dork but love that movie! Lol
Hahaa
This is our time our time down here!!!
Freakin Goonies is my favorite!
" Is it true that since I discovered the comet I get to name it?... Yes that's true. In that case I'd like to name it Dotty after my wife, she's a life sucking bitch from which nothing escapes!"
Freeeeeeeeeedooooommmmmmm!!!!
Braveheart!!!! One of the best movies!!!
Anonmow mow siki moooooow
yooou motherfuker
siki mooooow "slap"
deerhunter
I think we'd better split up.
Good idea.
Yeah... we can do more damage that way.
Alright, I am quoted by my friends and family cause I say this line all the time.. Most everything people say I can come back with this... It's from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I'll fuckin kill you, get the money, you fuckin' cocksucker, you hear me?
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
I tell you what I know maybe I should just uh, put five hundred guns out there on the street and just start shooting up some people just to make a point.
My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. [Kay: "What was that?"] Luca Brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains, or his signature, would be on the contract. That's a true story. That's my family, Kay, it's not me."
Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.
"I'll crack your fuckin head open! And around the time you're gettin outta the hospital,....I'll be gettin outta jail and guess what? I'll crack ya fuckin head open again!!"
That sounds cool. What movies is that from?
Pesci casino when he's telling the banker he better have his money by Friday. Lol
Put on your best Sam Jackson voice: " AK-47, when you absolutely POSITIVELY got to kill every mothafucka in the room, accept no substitute"
"Do you smoke after sex?"...................."I dont know....I never looked."
Anon"when I say cook the man some eggs,YOU COOK THE MAN SOME FUKIN EGGS"
Jake "damuss" hickey-once where warriors
Who can guess these:
1) "Get him a body bag....ha haha (stupid laugh)"
2) "I'm your density"
3) ""I'm just like a little boy playing with his d..."
This is my favorite line and I had just seen Tread using it on another thread "got to keep on keeping on" by Joe Dirt (David Spade) Iove that movie. It's stupid funny but still a good movie
"wanna fight?, why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air" joe dirt lol
Get to the choppa!!!!!
"Put your Hands Up!"
"NO!"
"WHAT?"
"I SAID NOoo"
"Why Not?"
"I dont want to"
"But I've Got a Gun"
"I don't Care!"
"WHAT,It doesn't make any sense?"
"Too Bad!"
Seven Psychopaths, Christopher Walken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t41bMUtYPOI
"Fuck The Cops, Fuck Em, No Fucking Cops!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow9jncNeTOA
"Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!" Pain and Gain
"It's a question of methods. Everybody wants results, but nobody wants to do what they have to do to get them done." Sudden Impact
Do you feel lucky? Well do ya Punk!
This line is too great not to have all of it!
Yes yes! A classic for sure!
Yeah here ya go
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?
Boom that's what I'm talkin about!
So say we all...
"Ill be back"
"Hasta la vista, baby."
"What did you do with Sully?"...."I let him go."
Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.
-300
"Forgiveness is between them and God...My job is to arrange the meeting. "
-"He's travels by motorcade and has more protection than the president"
"Good, he's gonna need it!"
Great movie Man on Fire.
Perfect!
whaddya drinkin?
cranberry juice.
what is it your period?
The Departed is a great movie.
tread-m"YOU HAVE TO COOK THIS SHIT OUTSIDE!"
"Not So Fast You ingrates! Public News Team Is Taking A Break From Its Pledge Drive To Kick some Ass! No Commercials! No Mercy!"
"There is no such thing as tough,...there's trained and untrained"
Man on fire! Great fucking movie!!!
"We're on a mission from god!"
CleyonBullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Excellent movie....Full Metal Jacket
CleyonI've watched that movie too many times. I know it's supposed to be making fun of the military and showing them as a bunch of murderous baby killers, but I love it.
Yep, I've seen it about four times.
We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a s**load of cash... and a traffic warden.
CleyonThat sounds like a good movie premise.