+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you're alive??
alive and well, well my wick my wife calls me sick all the time but thats a different story lol
sgtstedankoAAAHHH, it's about time... That's about it, brother... I've just been singing myself to sleep every night I feel pretty, all by my lonesome, and feeding the strippers, of course. Has anybody seen my wallet?
your were singing that song to? weird
I missed you pope (no homo) lol
well you know I gotta make sure the family still knows i care every once in a while lol, but all honesty i missed being here ummmm....no homo
TxBigBoyMan were the hell have you been brother! I was on that "what happened to popeboy" thread earlier and thought to myself what the hell did happen to popeboy?
sgtstedankoLet's get this bitch crunk... Somebody make it rain so the Grrls will dance; before the site shuts down, again ;'( zzzzzzzz
tread-mITS TIME BOYS, IF WE DON'T KEEP THIS CAVE ALIVE THEN WHO?
THE CAVE WILL NEVER DIE!!!! if 300 cases of VD cant bring us down then nothing can!!!!!
I take a little break and im labled a level 1..really guys? How about a level 1.6 at least
tread-mIts a 1.8 just didn't have that many level tabs! Lets get this party rockin brother!
tread-mAhhhhh brother Walker, how do you do!
tread-mI don't care if you're Phil Heath and on an oral only cycle, you best have wings in one hand and Cobur in the other bitches!
There's a lot of different banquets with gun raffles this time of year. I'm by no means one of those guys that has all the luck with these things, but a few years ago I won a 9mm pistol. I was tickled pink, I told the guys around me that I wouldn't go buy a pistol, but if I won one I was gonna keep it. Bunch of my coworkers tried to talk me into selling it to them. They were like a bunch of vultures on me. I shot about 500 rnds outa it. Other than that all I have is my 30 06.
sgtstedankoSexy. Never paid that much attention to them. IMO, that would be great for killing paper. I don't even consider a weapon that has no iron sights, myself. Have fun... Whoa, relax little bubba. I assumed your lack of knowledge, because you called a mag a clip. Your family lets you get away with saying that? But as long as you don't hold yours like a homie, we're cool... As far as karma points go. I honestly don't give a shit at all how many points somebody has. I think it's a waste. You teach weekend warriors, right? If you have to teach full timers, that do it for a living; that I may have to depend on. I will personally have someone go to where they are and raise all kinds of fucking hell! Because that's absolutely unacceptable! Marksmanship, is kinda like going out to eat though brother. It all depends on who's cooking your meal, on any given day. Every single branch has competent shots! That being said, the best marksmen in the world are people you will never ever meet at the range. 99% that I know & love, all come from the same place. But we have to be intelligent as well; so that rules some out by default ; ) Thanks. And have fun. Enjoy your personal freedom brother...
sgtstedankoGeez, what is it about today, and this conversation for me : ( I like, but don't get me started brother... 1st: MAGAZINE!!! Clips don't drop clean. You need another, by the way. You're gonna need more ammo too. What cal? .223, or .308? That being said, I did get to spend some quality time with a Barrett M468 w/suppressor a while back. I thought that she was pretty sweet! Enough for me to purchase one for myself. If your weapon has fixed sights already? Why waste your $ on a scope? Use, & perfect your skills with the iron sights 1st brother. Use them 99.9% of the time, depend on them alone, like your life does/could. I would strongly suggest that you receive instruction before investing lots of $ on some fancy optics? If you haven't already... Aimpoint! Have fun, and be safe ; )
tread-mTHIS IS HOW WE GET IT DONE BOYS! GUNS, GIRLS AND GEAR....BOOM!
So I'm in yoga today with my girl (I try to be a team player, don't hate.) and I notice the instructor was Arabic. Yoga is actually pretty fucking hard. I stretched places on my body I didn't know I actually had... The best part though, was when he came at me with a "oh ho mister muscles, they not save you from me hala hala. Be more exploosive with your body."
Before I could think, I replied with, "I've heard Arabs can be pretty explosive, I'll try to keep up." Let's just say his sense of humor wasn't on board with mine, and I'm no longer welcome at yoga.
Haha that's some funny shit, were people laughing at your comment?
TxBigBoyOmg dude I seriously laughed out loud when I read this, good shit bro.
sgtstedankoI'm rolling up some fuckits of a Whey/Casein/Creatine stack right now. Gotta push the boundaries, if you want to be the best! Who's in!? : )
all depends, is that creatine micronized? fuckit im in you know me!!
sgtstedankoNice brother, knew I could count on you... It's Decacor {A beautiful mix of all the creatines, I think} ♠
tread-mHell while you guys hit that blade me out a line too!
sgtstedankoShit, brother, you know you where your private reserve is. Already on the table, waiting for you...
well lets get this mofo started, I know some grrrrls who wanna fuck fuck fuck for a buck, do something strange for a piece of change and you know we gonna make'em hollar for a dollar!!
tread-mBout to get some pee hole for a peso followed by some bung hole cuz we gung ho! Line "em up like bowlinvg pins brothers and wet my slip and slide!
alright time to take a slide down the crocadile mile, im free willy while you wonka her chocolate factory
tread-mBE FREE BIG GUY...BE FREE!
tread-mBE FREE BIG GUY...BE FREE!
yes sir, i plan on going deep sea diving, while she rides the bologne pony, ima give her some of that tube steak but she gotta work a lil bit for the gravy can ya feel me scuse me
So I'm in the Gym this morning and I'm doing Arms- biceps n triceps. I'm half way thru my bicep exercises and I started getting GASSY as fuck. I'm holding it in as best as i could. I finally let a lil one out and Dayyyyummmm shit was on fire, straight sulfur. Ya'll know what i'm talking bout. But i keep holding that shit in.
Well this fucking asshole who thinks he's the Golds Gym Pro trainer or some shit throws his client in the middle of my compounds. I offer to share the preacher bench and tell me this cocksmoker doesn't get all nutty on me and acts like he's never heard of a Compound set and says "Pick an Exercise!" Like cuz this fat piece of shit is paying so he gets dibbs.
So I just stand there ready to smash this cunts face in. Finally I walk directly in front of him and the client and let the HUGEST DAYYYUM FART out right in their GRILLS! I farted so long and pushed so hard I almost shit myself. Them twats tucked tail and ran for the hills. I even told them "WHere YOU Going!" I wasn't finished cuz every time they got close to me I would let er rip! By the end of my workout homeboy was laughing and even said sorry and introduced himself.
TRUE STORY I SWEAR!
Moral of the story boys n Grrls is sometime the best offense is a LOUD ASS FART!
Fuck a -1?? For a fart story! Well I have been noticing a lot of metro guys around here lately! Rule of thumb if u spend as much time as ur girl getting ready ur not metro u a queer. If u wax anything on ur body, u better be in competions cuz ur not metro ur a rainbow warrior. If u get manicures or pedicures take ur girls dildo and stick it up ur ass and leave ur man card at the fucking door!!
damn it she made me do it and I was told it would be kept secret, fucking gossipers.
That some funny shit, literally. I'm gonna have to use that one some time. I always was embarrassed if I had gas. Never thought of it as a weapon
sgtstedankoThat reminds me of the 1st time I did a yoga class ; (
that is fucking hilarious, It never fails everytime I do leg presses I get gas, not the kind that smells just a little bit, the kind that peels paint off the walls, I was at the gym the night before last on the tread mill speed walking having conversation with my wife like always do the 1st 15minutes im there, how my gyms set up we have second floor just for tread mills, elipiticals (however you spell it) and bicycles that over views the rest of the gym, there are alot of times that my wife and I get to clown some of the people who come up there to work out because of how funny they act. Well my wife usually beats me up to the tread mills because I take entirely to long to get changed (damn cell phones) well as soon as I get up there my wife has already got this dude pointed out, This guy was going in between about 8 machines when he go back to the bench press, now he had two 25 lb weights on each side, he was an older guy about 45-50 , he get down on the bench and starts to press, now I hope I can describe what this dude did with the bar that had us laughing so hard, he picks up the bar, with his arms fully extended he made 4 circular motions with the bar and set it bact down as if he 4 wagon wheels on each side. Immediately I came to the conclusion of who this dude looked like, Napoleon Dynamite's brother!!!! Now he didnt just look a little like his brother, homie they could have been twins glasses and all. Maybe you just have to of been there but we thought the shit was hilarious. He was speed walking around our gym and about ever to minutes he had to go over to the mirrors and check himself out. it was priceless
Tell me he had a powder blue LL cool J jumpsuit! Dude I got another guy who is a love child between Kramer from Seinfeld and the bodybuilder chic Jim Carrey would play in the old show In Living Color! Remember that? They mated and had him. Everytime I see him his hair get more pooch than before and he gets more chalky pasty white. Funny thing is hes a strong fucker. He walks just like Jim Carrey playing that character. He spreads his Lats all wide. He ain't even close to having a decent body but I honestly love it when he's there when I am. I'm definitely a people watcher like you and ur wifey Pope. People are just too much:)
LMMFAO!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gntgvQ76tHA
Thats awesome! Thats exactly what I told my wife last night, all he was missing was the jump suit and the doo-rag and he would have fit the profile.
Foooookkk i totally forgot to come home for like a month, sorry pope
thats what happens when your spending all your time killinit lol
sgtstedankoIt happens brother ; (
tread-mKeg comin through.....
hold up let me open the rock for you
tread-mNow this is what I'm talkin bout! Time to get the band back together brother and get on the phone and order up some pizza and hookers and make it official!
we going muff diving tonight tread, bring the grrrrls in, time for some tubesteak tango!
tread-mHand me my Rose brother......
classy; I thought you'd be asking for a snorkel...
I think Da TREADMan was planning on holding it in his mouth. Like GOMEZ from Addams Family! I can see it now! LMAO