+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well 1st things 1st, you gonna have to help me get the guys together I think grrrrrl is bringing nancy stuart over to sabotage the cave, lets give them a warm welcome and get the UNO game set up, shes in for a real surprise
sgtstedankoZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! : (
Returning from a long holiday break and ski trip to Whistler he enters the cave, tossing his duffel in the corner.
Like a smoker who’s quit smoking and suddenly catches a whiff of the stench of his un-emptied ashtray he reels back and exclaims
”What the hell is that stench?!!”
He begins to recognize the smell of hookers and semen. Apparently Tread and Pope have been busy.
sgtstedankoSorry brother, your room was being rented; sometimes by the hour. Wasn't my idea... I'm on my way to get you 100s of those little tree shaped air fresheners; like in the movie seven. Oh, & don't look in your closet!?
tread-mThat Avi's the shit!
sgtstedankoX2! : )
tread-mBusy Indeed old friend! All we been missin is our padna in crime to help with these hotties! These new age hookers are not what you and I grew up with, they earn there money and they don't mind X games in the cave! Welcome home brother...now if you cn just convince Barb to roll back around we can be a family again! Lol
sgtstedankoX2! LOL! Good to see you again Greg... bout timex
sgtstedankoI LOVE THE CAVE!!!
well lets get it popping back up in hurr
sgtstedankoLet's crunk this bitch up pope!
tread-mI love the cave i love the cave i love the cave i love the cave i love the cave i love the cave i love the cave i love the cave i love the cave....can I have some hookers yet? Pleeeeeeazzzze? Can I huh can I can I huh huh? Tread walks away singing Barney style...I love the cave, the cave loves me, me and these hookers are a happy family ..............
whats bad is I started singing along with you lol
tread-mI love it when we sing with our hookers, just seems right around the holidays!
jungle ballz, jingle ballz, skeeting all the way!! sorry , got carried away
tread-m,Thrashing through a ho, in a one whore open sleigh, over the hooters we go, squirting all the way, balls on big pope clang, bangedy bang bang bang, Oh what fun it is to lay a hooker in my sleeeeeeigh yah! Jungle ballz jingle ballz , jingle all the way....ho ho ho ho's! Yup, I love that one P Dawg!
sgtstedankoNICE!!! Now I love that one to, can I friend you on FB, & like everything you like!? LOL... Except for the squirt part; made me cringe a little bit : (
tread-mI already liked that you said that!
sgtstedankoLOL! Status change!?
where did we all go!!!! i will not be bringing anymore exotic hookers in here until yall can start showing that you still have love for the cave! i didnt want it to come to this but I got to show you guys there must be a line drawn, just as soon as we bring the respect the cave deserves I will get the pole dancers back as well. hope yall have learned something by this
Walks in to find two fine ass girls (hookers i assume) sitting bent over on the bed with their ass hanging off the edge (butt ass naked) with a bow tied around their waist and tags hanging from their asses. one says "to JD and the other to Pope" WOW, Tread you are the best bro. thanks. looks like Pope was here early as hell this morning- didnt call me to let me know- but damn undresses with evil grin on his face and sinister laugh echoing though the cave lets get in that ass. Oh Tread how did you know i love dark hair and big asses??? all that chasing grrrl give any hints?? Well I will keep them warm till you get back Pope. now this is the man cave i miss WTF!!! looks over and sees another bent over the sofa with ass in the air and same big bow, nice tits but a pair of balls hanging just below the ass -a freaken tranny- and the tag says... to Sgt. WTF i hope this was a joke
sgtstedankoHey! Joe, if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Please stop bringing your siblings over to the cave brother; we really don't need that drama here. They always fall in love w/Pope, or Tread. Then we have to deal with clingy he/she stalker bitches!? Not fun... But that being said What happens in the cave, stays in the cave! To each his own. Just keep it out of my yard. What can I say. I seem to have constant relationship probs. I'm constantly gone for days, weeks, sometimes months at a time, always at a moments notice. I'm always ready to leave. I'm kind of a pain to deal with sometimes. I'm not good at expressing my feelings, yada, yada, yada. Oh wait, sorry brother, thought you were Dr. Phil : ( Besides, I've got all my hotties {Lady Hookers, mind you} hidden over in the lounge : )
Yea, I am well aware of you sneaking the girls over to the lounge every chance you get. Im not allowed over there very often, grrrrrl mad at me for stealing the gifts when she wasnt there and bringing them over here and giving hr fine perfumes to the whores. Grrrl doesnt like the whores as much as we do for some reason. And i swear they are not related, its just that you white people think all us blacks look alike. Well let me get another shot of this fine ass over here, i will hollar at you later Sgt. good luck trying to kick the tranny out the cave, she looks like she can whoop you so you might be stuck with her
sgtstedankoYou're black & Mexican!? About the tranny. There is no way brother, I ain't afraid to hurt some chick with a dick : ( please make it leave. Have a good one
well the tranny is gone but i heard from one of the girls that one of the guys actually snuck in and took her home for the holidays????? Naw bro i aint black and mexican just black hahahaaha.
tread-mAlright I just saw my tag team buddy TX, no gay, Roll up in the general section...get me 3 oiled hookers and a tazer up front STAT!
TxBigBoyYea buddy!
sgtstedankoTazer, & two oiled hookers; one got away. Said she can't take anymore : (
tread-mThats when you taze high brother...IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!! Damn I love that movie!
AnonY'all better wake the F up and clean up all this nastiness.. I have some friends coming over and if you scare them off well, lets just say you won't like what happens.
-3 points for bogus post.
AnonHoney... bite me..
DONT YOU EVER!
Anongrrl raises her eyebrows and shrugs shoulders at WG
sgtstedankoCRAZY Stripper friends!? : ) : ) : ) ; ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) ; )
dansta123its a trap!
Anonnot telling -)
sgtstedankoThat's not fair grrl. We as men need motivation. For all we know you could bring your family over : ( It would be very, very dissapointing for Tread, Pope, & all of us here if you didn't allow your slutty stripper friends to impress us with their limberness!?
Anonmaybe it is some men friends for me....
sgtstedankoEEEWWWW! : ( Maybe I'll hang in the lounge in that case : )
tread-mMaybe we'll just spank their asses when the get here, no gay, and put goats overdosed on spanish fly up on their backs, no gay, and watch the show! No gay
i think you forgot to say NO GAY!!
tread-mMy bad P Dawg, No Gay...
sgtstedankoPOPES in the House!!! Waaazzzzuuupppp!? No Gay!
the one and only!!! lol where the hell is the "no gay" hookers at treadz post to have up in dis bitch, yall got poor ol' joe outside chasing butterflies and trying to find the other side of the rainbow, let get dis biaaacth crunk da fuck up
no gay??? yea all that was gay as hell and so is saying no gay. listen to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHOLNPUG3mg
sgtstedankoLOL! Maybe we shall brother, maybe we shall. I heard grrls got some of her craziest strippiest friends coming by : ) so we have to make the place presentable. Also be on out best behaviour : ( That no gay "homo" shit does have a better ring to it though; seems to be spreading like wildfire up in her.
tread-mWhen they see us the won't give a damn about behavior brother, they'll get on us like paint! Speaking of "no homo" up there, my wife and I were walking into a shoe store 2 nights ago and they were closed but the manager saw me as I turned around to walk off. So yesterday we go back and the manager see's me and he cokmes over and said yeah I'm sorry I had closed when you got here last night big guy, I'm hookin you up with 30% off anything you want and kinda fist bumps me on the chest. I said no brother its all good, you gotta go home too. So he says no I insist as he grabs my trap and then over to a couple of delt squeezes. So my wife said I think he just wanted to run his hands all over your muscles and I said well hell can you blame him no homo. She looked at me like I'd lost my mind! I tried to explain its you bastards and all the "no homo" chatter but it fell on deaf ears. I bought this bad ass ring for my right hand middle finger the other night and had just had some frilly coffee with my daughter and she said so you shave your body, you wear jewelry and you drink womens coffee...yeah you're gay! I said, I'm way too much man to be gay little girl, now lets go over and look at the pedicure stuff! Lol anyway, "no homo" .
sgtstedankoYou rock the fedora & big ass cigar to? Yeah, I go out to eat, or shopping w/my girl; & I'll be like "that dude was cool. Nice of him to hook it up w/that discount, etc. And she'll say he was hitting on you, you moron. My gaydar is non existent big bubba. It sucks : (
Lol! Yup, this happened to me Sunday. So I'm in the checkout Line @ Target, & this guy walks up, stands behind me. & I can tell he's on D-bols or A-bombs, & a long ester test from a mile away. Dude looked like a human puffer fish for Christ sake : ) was it wrong of me to recommend adex, less salt & more water? Dude was really pissed ay me. I mean like its a secret when you look like that fellas... there was nobody else within earshot, except the 16 yo running the register BTW
tread-mLol...good for you! I hate that because I don't see it in myself!! I always have to run into my brother and such as a fe weeks ago he said damn man you gotta drop the water. I said "am I swollen"? He said yeah bitch your fu*#in head looks like a bowling ball. I just don't see it, are you that way?