+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sgtstedankoI actually did end up getting a free vial. BFG really hooked a nooka up : )
sgtstedankoHey guys. Is "Poke Smot, motherfuckers"! Really the city motto of Austin Texas?
I know WILLIE is president there
I went to school there and I've never heard that in my life! I was also poking a lot of smot back then too.
tread-m"KEEP austin weird" grrrl!!! I love to party down there a lot of hotties son!!!!!! Oh my bad, thought this was Tx and for the record , every damn time I say something like that he says, hmmmm...I never noticed with BBG on my arm. He's adorable!
TxBigBoySo true brother, everytime a hottie walks by I only look if she does, luckily she checks them out more than I do
tread-mYou need a reality show Nooka! I'd tear this house down in rage if I got home and babydoll forget to tvo that shit!!!
TxBigBoyBrother we could totally pull off a reality show! It could be called "keepin up with TX"
tread-mBOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! OR "TX and BBG doin they thang" lmoaaaa...always bring it from the gutter brother you know me. Hell lets have two, your for reg TV and mine for HBO bitchezzzzzzzz!!! Boom!
TxBigBoyYea buddy! I'm calling my cable provider right now and picking up HBO! I smell a guest appearance comin though, you know love the camera!
sgtstedankoBOOM! I don't know why, but that damn blue heart makes me horny ;'(
dbolzYou forgot the no homo bro, it supposed to make all the women horny not you, ts ts
sgtstedankoOops! Doh... (No Gimp)
dbolzAnyone fed the goats all that time? Where is pope btw?
tread-mPopes been a busy creature, hit him in PM he checks them frequently.
... i was wondering what that smell was...
pope is around here somewhere - dont see a "ban" tag on him!! seems to be plenty lately..
like the blue heart dbol by the way!! sexy!! (no homo) lol
dbolzHope my heart doesnt turn blue from them lol. I think he is offcycle maybe thats why he is missing. Havent seen him around much. Need someone to clean the goat stink you are right, where is the women when you need them?
tread-mThats the smell of hookers my friend, grab a cobur and make yourself at home!
TxBigBoyCobur as in "cold beer"? Man I haven't heard that in years!
SHIT I thought he was talking about the little creatures that were running around on the hooker's snatches last month...by the way, did yo get that taken care of Tread?
sgtstedankoOh shit! Nice deciphering Big TeX. I thought he meant caber; I've been running around looking for it. NOTHING IS WHERE I LEFT IT, DAMNIT : (
TxBigBoyLol, yea that's some real hick Texas talk right there.
sgtstedankoI thought so. Did tread share that Texas beer w/you? How's the traffic in the big D? Still beautifully infuckingsane! O_o
TxBigBoyYea we kick back and have a cobur from time to time. Yea I think the correct term would be clusterfuck
NICE!!! who brought the Viagra/cialis/tne cocktail??? lets get this party started!!!
tread-mI have a suitcase of sex pills all with. no names my source sent but they are in chinese, just grab a handful like I do and raise that flagpole for the ladies and all their glory and lets try the crabs. I love crabs rangoon so these little ones can't be terrible? What, all the expensive hookers were booked....these have met the minimum tooth requirements, I see no reason we don't make the best of this?
AnonThey're called ESCORTS. They're respectable professionals not hookers, degrading women is just wrong tread jeez.
TxBigBoyI call dibs on that "stay hard all week" lol
dbolzHooker with no teeth = win
Never touched the sides as they say!
Btw anyone had a phone from haidee offering discounts etc? I had a weird chinese phonecall today..
buuuummmmppppp... no posts in the man cave???? pfft... i thought this is where all the fun was supposed to happen... whooo!!!! (crickets) hellooo???
dang!! i always miss the party!!!
sgtstedankoAh, good to be home : ) Jeebus, I go away4a little while, & all kinds of guys are reps now, dudes getting banned, etc, etc, etc. Did i miss anything really good?
tread-mI missed ya playa but I'm going to pout a little while since you didn't even email me this week ! I don't need that sort of instability in my life MFer!!! Ok, I want to apologize for that, it was the tren talkin brother you know I don't act like that. Just that I missed you and didn't know where you were and was heart broken and...ok, I want to apolgize for that, it was the estrogen talking. I think I found some stability in blood plasma levels of everything here so let me just say ...WASSSSUUUUUP BITCHEZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
sgtstedankoLol! I apologize, apologetically. I missed you as well... Wwwaaaasssssuuuuupppp!
Dilip's back.
sgtstedankoOh really? I just had lunch w/his cousins ;'(
And I'm going to tell him where my mother's Tombstone (grave) is.
NOT !!
Well kiss my lily white ass!!!! Those goats are still kicking? I figured they would have been hollowed out like a wooden Indian by now!
tread-mWe don't wooden Indian their ass till their offspring get big enough to fullfill their duties...these are their chirdrens!
I believe it bro!
So where are the strippers and the blow? I been gone WAY too long! Have to make up for lost time!
lucky I'm the women in the relationship!
hahaha jk/maybe
So whats up my fellow eroiders, glad to see the caves staying clean, now load up the syringes its time for a game of whose gear is this anyways
If it was found in a box, under the floorboard, with an exp date of 2005; Hollywood's.
Do I win??
The "HOLLYWOOD's FRIEND for a day FACEBOOK SWEEPSTAKES"
Apparently the Sweepstakes has been cancelled.
Next month we will be offering "Dinner with Goth & GRRRRRRL", sadly ,............you will also get stuck with the bill.
tread-mIf I win I hope I get roofied, by Goth though Grrrl is mean! No homo
tread-mAs we all know, H loves his facebook. He bashes it constantly (as do I) but how much you wanna bet his page is full of him and the misses and the two of them are the type that they live on that thing. I bet he puts a pic up of every meal he eats, a pic of what he's wearing today and then constantly says "like me" please...those are brand new pants and the embroidery was done with a home kit I ordered myself for when the chochet gets boring. I think I have him pegged! Lol
alright! I was hoping for hep C, but that'll do too, I guess.
tread-mI'm just glad to see the cave with a little action, I forgot how much I missed it. The smell of venerial disease is almost in the air again! Ahhhhh....good times.
Probably pretty close in value.
2nd prize is an hour with your goat.
irishpride79We'll I see that 3 of the four horsemen are chilln! Have you nominated/designated the fourth?