+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sgtstedankoI am indeed... I used to see every little change; Now not so much. Like you, it takes other people to notice : (
tread-mOther than MY BIG D!!! no gay
sgtstedankoYou got the surgery!? Yes!
Just please stop thwapping that thing against my forhead. It hurts; and it's making some of the other guys jealous. Some won't talk to me anymore : ( no gay
sgtstedankoZzzzzzzzzz!!!
tread-mAlright I'm gonna need some help with all these hookers. If you would get off of eroids a little through the night and get some sleep you could focus!!!
sgtstedankoHhgtyuk.. who Der who dat!? Huh oh hey tread, what's up? Ok, Help is on the way : ) I try brother, I really do. But I just can't stay away for long... Spirulina, ginkgo biloba, coffee & Korean red panex ginseng:) I can't sleep for more than a few hours at a time...
tread-mWe're gonna have to sleep in shifts brother, these are high end expensive ladies and they need stimulation!
sgtstedankoOK, I'm on it... I'll take first, maybe second watch to. Go ahead and take a nap big guy, you've earned it : ) IT'S ON LIKE GHENGIS KHAN BITCHES!!!
tread-mDid everyone get a tazer? We're gonna play a little game I like to call, "tackle some hookers". Bad girls bad girls, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when big Tread catches you! BOOOOOM, THAT JUST HAPPENED!
tread-mITS ON BITCHES! I'VE BEEN OUT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING, HELP ME UNLOAD ALL THE HOOKERS POPE! LINE UP THE SHOTS JOE AND FIND ME SOME JELLY!!!! Pull the car up thrlough the big back cave door and drag me some jumper cables up in this beeeeatch!
i got you dawg, stopped and got some douche because we all remember what happened last time you brought some hookers up in here. its summers eve, your favorite flavor. and also picked up how to treat hooker for dummies book for the new guys here, I dont want anyone crying while they are conversating with the strippers like woody did last time. now everyone get in a single file line to get your propionate dose and lets get dis biaatch crunk!!!
hey i wasnt crying that was pure joy, i havent seen a decent looking hooker in the cave since we found that girl outside returning the goat you let get away wearing the crotch-less panties. at first i didnt think she would even come in the cave when it smelled like Sgt.stankdo. Then i thought Tread was gonna scare her off cause he told her she couldnt stay unless she fit the XXXL eatable panites he had gotten for the fat maid he hired then ran off with his freakish sex games no fat girl should be aloud to play so yea when we were gonna bring the new good looking hookers i was full of joy.
sgtstedankoHey! Leave me out of this one. I'm all showered up fresh & clean this month. I was gone for a few weeks, so the smell in here couldn't be me... Some chicks dig my scent; reminds them of babies. All the really good lookin strippers I got hidden in the lounge. Ssshhh : )
tread-mLET THE HO FEST 2011 games begin! Don't be greedy with that prop Nooka!
I feel like im standing out side the soup kitchen like im feeding the homeless, 1 ml prop, 1 magnum condom, 1 high endurance gatorade, NEXT!
sgtstedankoIt's good that you help out brother. It really is. For me, Red bull & Vodka instead please : ) Thanks!
3 shots of fuck it on the rocks coming up my nooka, you might wanna go pick up some vaseline before we get this bitch to crunk cause you know the cock junkies tread likes to bring up in dis bitch is all about the D.A.P.
TxBigBoyYea buddy! You know me brother, loves me some hookers! I finally stole the IPad back from my wife and I can post comments without freezing on here! This shits about to be on like donkey kong brother! I'll be back tomorrow to fuck this place up, gotta final at 8am tomorrow.
sgtstedankoFinals!!! WOOHOO! They say chocolate helps more than a piece of candy at keeping your synapses firing properly : ) "Ooh, piece of candy; ooh piece of candy. Piece of candy. Piece of candy" ~ James Woods
tread-mNow its a party! I have enough of 'em to keep us happy through the New Year brother and ordered a KY keg with a splitter on it so we can each drag a spout over to our own happy area!
TxBigBoyNo need for the splitter were family bother i dont mind sharing! Lmao, plus you know how we get after a few beers...probably end up on each end of her!
tread-mYou know what, lets kick it off that way, aint skeered!
sgtstedankoThat's why it's all slippey in this MOFO!? Wondered what that was ; (
tread-mI have a slip and slide set up in the doorway with a hooker at the end....take a run from the street and slide on in! Merry Christmas brother!
sgtstedankoWhoopee! Yip Yip Yip!!! How considerate of you. Thanks Tread, I needed that... Merry Christmas : )
tread-mThat womans got serious stopping power and after she met me she told me she had Gorilla grip cagle! Whats not to love?
thats it...I AM JUST FED UP WITH EROIDS. HERE WE HAVE A MAN OF EXTREME INTELLECTUAL INTELLIGENCE WHO HAS +536 POSITIVE POINTS TO HIS NAME AND HES NOT A MODERATOR YET? THIS IS SOME BULL NIT! I FEEL YOUR PAIN TREAD-M...I FEEL YA. by the way have yall seen that Resort Wear 2012 south moon under ad, damit if that ad aint smokin hot. its on this website so keep your eyes peeled.
sgtstedankoWish somebody would blatantly kiss my ass like that ; (
Mwahhhhhhhhh there's a kiss
sgtstedankoThanks SusieQ. It was as good for me as it was for you : )
AnonCareful, you don't know where that ass has been sitting..
true that..And after K-y slip n slide hookers I can bet it's needs some cleaning lol!!
sgtstedankoHey, I'm clean! In a scuzzy kind of way. Oh, you know damn well grrl. On your over sized couch in the lounge. Waiting for grrl on grrl white cotton pantie pillow fights Damnit! I always got on clean skivvies though ;) Well, I try to most of the time anyway... I can't get this damn shirt off BTW :( It's becoming like a second skin.
AnonHoney, you took all the white cotton panties out of the lounge before you left .. do you need help getting the shirt off? I'll be in the lounge wrapping my presents.
sgtstedankoI ate them all;( Sorry... You know you're soooo busy deleting bullshit posts; that you've gonna have to have your houseboys wrap presents this year. Pretty quick by the way. Well done:) You damn Nazi mod
Anonlol... it wasn't even up for 30 seconds..I EXPECT that there will be replacements under my Christmas tree.. (in the ladies lounge)
sgtstedankoI know, impressive, even Hollywood left my BS up for a good 5 minutes or so usually;) Replacement presents for under the lounge tree are on the way; you know that if you got another tree for the cave, it would just end up getting rolled up & smoked w/some fuckits
Instead of a tree in the man cave how about all you boys hang Mistletoe somewhere ....Hmmmm now where to hang each one !!!!
AnonI already took the tree and the mistletoe... they can get their own mistletoe belts if they want but since they are being pigs about everything else Santa isn't visiting the cave ...
tread-mGood, I'd hate for him to see Pope hooking Mrs. Clause up to the jumper cables, that womans a screamer!
NO!
tread-mGear, Girls and Goats is what the caves all about brother and the resort wear fashion Models are coming to the cave real soon! Well actually, we're just gonna dress up all the hookers but hell who cares. These are working girls who know the ropes they'll figure out this runway thing I'm sure!
walks in kicks over the christmas tree and starts yellin what the hell has happened to this place. i leave for a few days and Pope you all let this place go to crap. Where are the hookers? Grrrl, you are just gonna have to let us boys be boys. we need the hookers. we all want you but you know as well as we do that you are like a mermaid, we all dream about having a mermaid but the chances of us actually getting to do one are slim, so since the hookers dont say no let us have our way. you are like the matriarch of the cave. at least Tread is bringing the Hiedi Fliese caliber of hooker to the Christmas party. and the goats will be dressed nicely for Pope. I even found a good deal on some gerbils for Pope, i heard in another post he needs a good cleaning and dont want to take the water pipe so we will just send them gerbils right in there to clean house. Tread is cutting back on fat girls and well hell i just need some ass right about now. So with all that said, we aint asking for your presence...IT'S REQUIRED. i will burn you lounge down missy if you dont show up to the party. This cave is gonna make a comeback even if it costs a few lives gerbils and goats of course if i catch pope or Tread claening this damn cave dressed in thongs and maid outfits again im gonna snap. kicks over a garbage can...bon bon wrappers fly everywhere??? who the f traded out the keg cooler for a wine cool fridge? OMG... your killin me here. this better look like a cave when i get back.
As i recall this is my cave, I do think that tread and I made the cave what it is today and all it stands for!! This cave has taken away many virginities and if i get drunk and want to spoon a goat, then damn i will, greg brought these goats as a token of his appreciation to the cave, you should learn to respect when some one gives you a heart filled present, hell the way your treating the goats no wonder you cant get a woman in here. as for the gerbils, thats just nasty, if you wanna start up a richard gear appreciation thread then so be it but here in the MANS CAVE, the only gerbils we have in here is the one thats being roasted on an open fire. Now grab you a damn goat and beer and sit your ass down until tread gets back with the hookers and pick the tree back up, grrrrrl has been decorating that for like 5 minutes................ so disrespectful. Sarge roll up one of those afghanistian seized christmas tree blunts, tread should be here any minute
i hear ya man but we got to find a happy medium here. i want grrrrl here and want her to bring ALL her friends but she wants f'ing fridge full of bon bons and sgt. wants it full of wisky and beer. grrrl wants it to smell like roses and sgt expects it to smell like ass. im leaning towards smelling clean and fresh but grrrl lets not over do it. to much test in the air for roses. BUT i declair the man rule...men, such as us, will trade almost anything for a piece of ass so with that said sure you can have the tree, roses, food, leather and jewelry in exchange for ass, i am sure all the guys will agree that if you bring all your friends, or let tread bring the whores we are putty in your hands. so lets negotiate here. and Pope i never said you could not spoon the goats, they are clean after all, i said you cant wear damn thongs and maid outfits, at least not without a valid to drunk to know better excuse. so if Tread would get his shit together we can get this bitch back up to #1 like it had always been in weeks past.
lol, i got you homie, so if grrrrl want it to smell clean, and sarge wants it to smell like ass, why dont we just make it smell like clean ass!!! hows that for comprimise? I know I know, im a genius, no need to thank me, just make sure tread gets them christimas hoes (with the bon bon nipples so we can keep grrrrl happy) in here cause ive got nice game planned for later, its especially for the ladies its called whose dick is this anyways. awww I think i can here those bells aringing already, remember JD, this is the season to be giving so grab a seat, have you some of the popeboyz smiked eggnog as we wait for the games to begin
sorry Pope, im not trying the egg nog, you are on test and therefore natuarlly would love to be able to populate the earth with your seed so no Pope's spiked eeggnog for me. i think you got it right. clean ass now its all becoming clear to me. now im all for the game for the girls, dont caare if they are wrong 100% of the time as long as they are administering proper testing technique feel, massage, taste who is it??? dont care if they thinks its the goats, or even the gerbils as long as its mine. ahhhh the pleasure of hanging out in a well maintained man cave. ????why does tread have jumper cables, gerbils and a naked bitch in the kitchen???
Anongrrl sends house boy over to leave the following note Dear inhabitants of the man cave, I will not step foot in the cave again until the Christmas Decorations are replaced, the tree is fixed, the cave is clean and smells fresh, like crisp winter day. The fridge must be restocked with food, NOT beer. Several EXPENSIVE gifts for grrrl under the tree, hint:I like jewelry and cars, fur coats and leather.... all of you must be showered and shaved. These things must happen before I will reenter the cave. terms are subject to change
sgtstedankoThe Houseboy, or you grrl!? Cause you can keep Pedro. Grrl, please stop being unreasonable : ) You took your gifts with you as you left i thought. That is no way to get more; we remember what we got for you. Tread's HGH snacking demolishes our fridge. With this chick/dude ratio, our place is always gonna smell like a mix of old socks, musty beer farts & wet dog; Even though we don't have a dog anymore :(
Shower, yes; But I can't shave........ Yet : )
sgtstedankoThis place is broke, man. What happened to the once mighty cave :( I'm gonna call it a night, & get a few whores sleep. HOHOHO