For starters let me say that I'm the luckiest guy alive, anyone who can put up with my ass and still say that they're happy is got to be a good person. 1st of all I got married to a lesbian, well I didn't know she was a lesbian when I met her (not that I have anything against lesbians I just didn't do my research lol) but apparently some people are unsure about themselves and gets into things they have no idea what the consequences are. None the less I have 1 son with her, after we separated I got in a relationship with another girl who swore they were taking the birth control I had got for them, we ended up breaking up because she tried to trap me into getting married by getting pregnant, this would make my 2nd child and now at this point I have two baby-momma's. Well then I got into another serious relationship about 5 years later with a woman I found out later was bi-polar, some women should just come with warning labels. We were living together for about 3 years and decided to have a baby, I have no answer for the the "why" question that everyone is asking I just know I did it. Well when the bi-polar started to arise and she decided to let me work two full time jobs while she sat at home everyday playing my x-box 360 and couldn't even make a nooka a sandwich when he got home from work, I decided it was time for her to go on an extended stay vacation. Well if it wasn't bad enough that all my baby momma's in which I trusted at one point of time wouldn't let me see my kids that I believed when they said they would never keep them from me I started getting hit with child support, one of the orders started 5 years prior in which baby momma #2 had told child support enforcement that I was making $1,500 per week and they believed her and being that one of my ex-girlfriends (not baby momma related) was living with my mother and had signed my name to a certified letter from the courts stating I would be in court and when I didn't show up she got awarded child support for just that alleged amount. I know this because when I got a letter 2 1/2 years later stating I was in dept to child support enforcement for $38,000 for a 3 year old. OK that's enough to pull the reigns on your sex life but for some reason I still had Satan Popeboy sitting on my left shoulder whispering in my ear saying "you can still get that normal family life you have been wanting". I met my wife now in 2009 and we have had a great relationship, she unlike all the other women I have had in my life showed me her bad side right from the jump so there is no secret representative to falsify her natural character. We have a beautiful son who just turned 10 months old on the 6th of this month. She is everything that a man could ever ask for, she's beautiful, she's strong, and she puts the kids before anyone, even herself. I know she loves me because all my baby momma's have taken all of my assets so there's no material things she could ever want from me. 3 months after I got with my wife I had two more child support orders dropped on me at the same time. Now Satan Pope Boy is sitting on my shoulder laughing his ass off at me so what do I do, I have another baby. So all together I have 4 baby momma's, 3 child support orders, and 2 middle finger's, and a pissed off wife that has no problem backing up these fingers I've got stuck up in the air for these three bitches that are wanting take everything Ive got, especially since I put everything I've got in her name. So maybe I have a problem pointing out just one of the dumb ass things I've done in a relationship, the dumbest thing I've done is not finding the woman I've got in my life now soon enough. Now if you can sit back and laugh at this story and be thankful it wasn't you then maybe you need to get a sense of humor cause that's all this nooka can do is sit back and laugh. Contest or not that's worth a free vial of test or at least a eroids t-shirt (short sleeved, red preferably size large) LMAO!!!!!