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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

P2i2t's picture

Just saw that...wtf?? I obviously don't know the story so I have no opinion, but I'm kind of taken back that I just saw that. he realizes that karma is bullshit anyway. Dude bought so much gear that sources know who he is. They're not going to stop dealing with him or anything.dude has bought more gear than I've ever seen. more than I would ever need that's for sure.

P2i2t's picture

holy shit! How did I miss that??? NOW its starting to make sense!

jansen's picture

If he's not promoting sources and he's legitimately buying all this gear then why is he so dam worried about his eroids tag and loosing his karma? If i was spending that much money with sources and knew them personally like he claims, then i wouldn't even come to eroids.

rolltide3's picture

It's not the part about buying all that gear. It's 30 perfect reveiws he has had and reviewing all that gear. No way he used all that it's obvious he's a reseller and leaving reviews for gear he hasn't used is very wrong

breezy27's picture

Nice I like this place

pege's picture

Lmao thanks roll glad I joined

rolltide3's picture

No problem now u can come in here and vent lol

P2i2t's picture

BANG!!!! now this dude lasted less than a week before he was banned due to not only having his cock so far up hghpharma's ass but Swan diving straight in mouth wide open! this is a collection of his source boner growing bigger and bigger through every reply he posted.

From Robert7788 hghpharma

*Robert7788 2 weeks ago

Hey guys, new to the forum.i've been using generic and Pfizer Genotropin the last few months (like 3 months). Now that i can easily get the Pfizer (gen) and Lilly (humatrope) from this guy.I know him from some b2b website.He is legit and has real products with good prices.no need to be worry...

*Robert7788 2 weeks ago @MAG the Mighty

do bloods is fine, but when you get real Humatrope you'll see -- i'm not sure if you can fake a Humatrope 24mg/ 72iu kit... when you open it , it has that medical smell.. same as the Pfizer Genotropen --- its the real deal!!

*Robert7788 2 weeks ago

gents -- there's NO worries with him-- def. legit.. remember it comes from far away I think it took 2 weeks for me to get mine in the US -- trusted 100%

*Robert7788 2 weeks ago

when you can smell that deep medical smell - like the smell as soon as you walk into a hospital.. you know you have a legit product.. and beside not even sure if theres counterfeits of the Pfizer (genotropin) and the Eli Lilly Humatrope yet, if ever
order up guys.. you'll thank me later:)

*Robert7788 2 weeks ago

i can promise you its legit.. it takes a good 2 weeks to arrive, but well worth the wait... especially for the price you paid. sit tight, i'm a firm believer in this guy.. it was dead on with his pharm grade hgh, hard to find and at this price! well worth the wait bro

now I can only imagine what this guy would do to the source in real life if he ever saw him. I think he would take one look at him, cum all over his self, and say "did you see how big that load was? That was all because of your top grade absolutely legit pharma HGH. I never would have been able to cum so hard if I was just using generics!"
enjoy this one fellas. I got a kick out of it

rolltide3's picture

"did you see how big that load was?

Did it have that deep medicinal smell to it? Lol

P2i2t's picture

Lmao! Yep sure did. Theres no mistaking it!!

rolltide3's picture

Got another doozy
Elijah 777 2 weeks ago @august
IMO MP and Phoenix are one of the best brewing team out there. From shit ive read from the vets who have known these guys for years, these guys are legends when it comes to gear. I myself am only a few weeks into using their oils, so far very smooth with NO pip. I switched to their oils mid cycle, def g2g. They SEEM to give a shit about what they do and treat people like humans and not a paycheck.

Lol this is great used there gear for a few weeks and there legends

Elijah 777 3 weeks ago @Scarecrow
Exactly my thoughts. I think their prices are already damn near promo prices. And the two brewing legends together = awesome gear. Its def a win win.

Notice how this is a week before the first comment lol so he been on the legends gear for what a week

Elijah 777 4 weeks ago
https://www.eroids.com/pics/first-metroverse-order

Eagle has landed. Thanks MP and Phoenix

So i was correct one week on the gear and there legends lol

Elijah 777 3 weeks ago @MP
Any time sir. It really gets my goat when people bully others and stir the pot. This SI was, and i think will be again, one of the friendliest and informative SI on this site. You and Phoenix have been nothing but helpful and awesome in customer service. Call it my former military training for profiling, but i can tell yall are being who you are in REAL life. Yall are good people, which is hard to find in this business. Im far from fanboying, just calling it like I see it. I still regret losing my composure, but I speak my mind with no regrets, gets me in trouble with people who are thin skinned, but I can't be someone I'm not.

Here's another great post lol seems like he's got a lock on the balls awful tight as u can tell here there besties

Elijah 777 3 weeks ago
Damn, MP and Phoenix must be slaving away in the lab puttin in overtime.

Elijah 777 7 hours ago @Littleginger
Thanks.i hope mp can fix me up. The sustS sounds bad ass. All MP's gear seems bad ass lol. Couple mad scientists brewing fire gear for us minions.

It's clear the force is strong with this one
Elijah 777
Family first for sure. Its an addiction. Seems im happiest when i know i have a pack coming. I missed the promo by a couple hours after i ordered. But Phoenix hooked me up with some var so i didn't feel bad. You'll enjoy mp's gear.

Elijah 777 2 weeks ago @MaD_MaX
When they have it in stock, request the caps. They are cheaper. Phoenix threw a couple my way as a gift to try out. They are def g2g.

Elijah 777 2 weeks ago
I contacted MP a couple days ago, he said the website should still be up. I have to clear my cache and it worked on my phone. It wasn't loading before i did that.

Here when mp got banned he went out of his way to tell people how to get a hold and order didn't even comment to anyone all the free stuff and constantly repping mp

Elijah 777 3 weeks ago @phoenix80
the mast-e tested around 67-68%. so it was sent back and it will be a few weeks before we get that back up on the boards, sorry guys, but MP and i dont roll with anything under 75%..

And thats why yall are the shit!!!

Seems like he's repping hard to me every comment he's drooling over mp. I know he's gotten free gear twice wonder how much more he has received in just a matter of few weeks

breezy27's picture

Offered him a unicorn to ride and he's rode them lmaooooo

breezy27's picture

Lmaoooo straight rider ......

rolltide3's picture

The force is strong in that one lol

breezy27's picture

Dude it's bad every other comment is him

rolltide3's picture

He's bad we had a run in. A dude put down one of the worst fanboy quotes of all time and I called him out and this dude came in and protected another fanboy lol. Well he got banned overnight and the other guy is permanently banned I'll go find the original comment that started it all

Edit the comment that started it all. Elijah had to protect his fellow fanboy

juicer1165 3 weeks ago
Whatever the heck happened between these guys, whatever beefs Banner, MP, Pheonix have amungst themselves. That's between them. And I don't really think this is the forum to be able to iron it out entirely. But as far as fake accounts???? That's bullshit. MP has NO need whatsoever to create fake accounts. I would like to see how this had been proven. He already has overloaded plate as it is. Us guys who been around long enough to know a little about MP and PHEONIX know damn well that's not how they roll. These guys are completely overwhelmed with orders and continue to work their asses off everyday just to make sure we get our stuff in record breaking time. The minute I found this source and found out who the people running the show were, I was amongst the first to take a leap. And the thought or fear of possibly being burned never even came in my head. And I NEVER had a second doubt As to what the quality would be. I've put my trust in these guys quite a few times ever since the beginning and they always where extreamely friendly and T/a in record time. What possible reason could there be to make fake accounts when they've already been a smash hit. This kind of crap angers me. And reguardless of whatever bullshit anyone says about these guys i will stick by them for as long as they stick around. Keep your heads up MP & Pheonix

breezy27's picture

Omg wtf lol half these clowns don't even know what's up, it's just blows me away hate to see how they handle bizz in the streets
Man there never used to be this many dick riders here lol

rolltide3's picture

It's gotten bad that's why we have been trying to call them out so people stop protecting sources and to make sure there issues have been heard. The mods can only do so much

vhman's picture

Ha! That's balls deep right there! That's as fan boy as you can get.

Pale's picture

Of course, we just made that all up right? Us mods and admin have nothing better to do than frame poor misunderstood Phoenix. Shame on us.

vhman's picture

Ah Ha!!!! I freak'n knew it!!!! Shame, shame, shame!!!

breezy27's picture

FR sent need to talk to u

P2i2t's picture

Elijah 777 3 weeks ago @phoenix80
the mast-e tested around 67-68%. so it was sent back and it will be a few weeks before we get that back up on the boards, sorry guys, but MP and i dont roll with anything under 75%..

And thats why yall are the shit!!!

I was so confused I almost died when I just read this. I thought he was actually saying that first part about how mp and I don't roll with anything under 75...lmao! and then I realized he was just trying to quote Phoenix but wrote that comment about that's why ya"ll are the shit underneath himself. I was going to say if he is really saying that he and mp don't roll with that... like they are a team or something...that would have been the absolute ultimate fanboy quote ever!I can't lie I personally agree with a lot of stuff he says. They are absolutely a great source in my eyes and they do care about their products and customers satisfaction. But he is definitely going a little above and beyond to show how much he actually "cares" lol definitely has his left arm around Phoenix's ball sack and his right arm around mp's for sure! Lmao! good one RT! I have to go searching deep and find a good one a little later on tonight when I have time. I'll come up with something for you.

rolltide3's picture

I've got nothing bad to say about mp or his operation but omg this dude is in the running for fanboy of the month lol. Wow he's attached very tight to those nuts bro. Be looking forward to what u come up with Smile

Anonymous's picture

Yo, it's first class service here my boys! I really like how Banner handled this shit, this is a real deal source. He will be back banging out in the top 10 in no time! Everyone who got reships keep us posted!

That whole SI is crazy dumb fanboying of you want to see the worst of the worst just check out Green mans SI

Hustle28's picture

Lol did u see when I called out drodxxl?? I'm like bro u make 6 figures u run pharma not ugl lol and banner claims to know him personally

Anonymous's picture

@Banner- Good to see you back in action brother. And from what I see here, looks like I won't have bruised delts and lumpy ass cheeks anymore.... that shit sucked! BTW... all you hating ass trolls, fuck off. Banner is the man and always comes thru even if shit is missing or broke, he'll make it right. Can't say that about any other source out there.

Of course coming from a new member with 0 karma lmaoo. I almost feel like all these low karma new people are multiple accounts with different personalities but the same person working with banner lol this is ridiculous

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chuck785 2 days ago
I have zero pull round here, but I've been reading posts for the past month or two in amazement. I have ordered quite a few times from Hulk and always been satisfied. Has every transaction been 100% smooth....no, but I try to put myself in Banner's shoes. Just think about the service he is providing us. When it comes down to it...it should blow your mind you can come on here and order gear---receive it in a timely manner, discreet and private transactions, and receive pics,reviews, real world advice from experienced guys. I've leaned on quite a few dudes in here to shoot me straight and never once have I been let down. My last order contained the testE300. I took it in conjunction with EQ. I did experience some killer PIP with the testE. I would be lying if I wasnt concerned, but I came on here and got answers immediatley. The compound itself worked just as well as my testC but also included the fist sized knot. It was raised enough you could see it thru my fricking slacks and felt like it was about 10 degrees warmer than the surrounding area. So i followed the advice of board members and Banner and used a variety of techniques to minimize the pain. It didn't resolve the issue, but it allowed me to continue my cycle and feel safe(most importantly) There is no doubt in my mind Banner has taken this entire situation very seriously. If you take a second and think about how much work he puts in to rectify the situation and get everything back on track.....its a 50 person job. Everybody has life outside of work and this guy has been working overtime just to make good on all his transactions, all the while being tossed acrossed the coals b/c he is juggling 100's of things at once. It makes everyone tense when money is involved and there were times I was fucking pissed, but I try to put myself in his shoes and remember how many times he has treated me well. You dont turn on someone when shit hits the fan, even when it may feel like your on the wrong end of the stick. Give him time----I'm guessing he had to toss stock, pinpoint the issue, and work overtime to re-ship and fulfill new orders. I guess i'm thankful for all the quality gear i have received and have no doubt he has everyone's best interests at heart. Not a fanboy, not a veteran......just thankful for my gains and sources like this that make it possible. I will continue to order from hulk.

This was one of the saddest comments I've read. It sounds like an abuse victim. "It wasn't his fault. He's a great guy and working harder than anyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. I'll go right back no matter what."
It's almost too sad to laugh, but I will anyways.

guitarplayer1's picture

It's normal to blow a src when you get fist size knots. Don't you know this man?

Bulkdaddy's picture

Lol

vhman's picture

Wow! I was WAY off!!!

Pale's picture

You have to read between the lines here. Lots of code words, satisfied, transaction, came , fist , leaned on, dudes, shoot, fucking, pissed, on,fulfill, toss,frickin slacks,comes, blows your mind... Wtf are we reading here? Lol

Hustle28's picture

Hey pale when banner first came back he stated he was guna report shit-throwers and fanboys that place is a mess it seems like banner loading up on clomid and serving all these clowns smh

vhman's picture

It's a winner on so many levels!

rolltide3's picture

He truly cares he calls us bro lol. Dang I feel bad now I see this situation in a whole new light

vhman's picture

Totally. You need to put yourself in his shoes. Doesn't matter what he does to us, it's all about him and his super hard life. Look at all the wonderful things he's done for us. We should ALL be grateful!

rolltide3's picture

Ya we are all just pretenders. I haven't been thankful enough for everything he does for us. I'd like to nominate hulk day on eriods.

vhman's picture

It's Hulk day every day in his SI.

The Impastable's picture

It's hulk day every day in hulk nation you mean.

rolltide3's picture

Kdegan425
Banner- Good to see you back in action brother. And from what I see here, looks like I won't have bruised delts and lumpy ass cheeks anymore.... that shit sucked! BTW... all you hating ass trolls, fuck off. Banner is the man and always comes thru even if shit is missing or broke, he'll make it right. Can't say that about any other source out there.

Got the fanboy quote of the day
Come on guys post them up if u see them lol

jansen's picture

I seen that one earlier he proudly wears a green pearl necklace.

rolltide3's picture

Lol ya he proudly wears that shit

guitarplayer1's picture

I think he prefers being creampied.

jansen's picture

Lmao! A big green gang bang!

P2i2t's picture

I actually replied to him soon as I saw that and told him that he must have never used any other source on here because I could fairly say that any source I've ever used on here within the past couple of years has gone above and beyond anytime there was an issue for me. I was going to bring this comment here but i replied right before work and didn't have time. Now I literally just punched out 5 minutes ago and looked and seen that somebody already beat me to the punch lol this one is a good choice for sure

rolltide3's picture

It's an instant classic Smile

fusebox's picture

can't say that about any other source out there

That right there is funny

rolltide3's picture

That's my favorite part to lol. What is it about that page and dudes acting like kids is it bc the hulk is a child's cartoon character?

IrishMack's picture

Do you have an order with us?