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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek
Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.
I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh
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TronWell, God...DAMN I got one to open this baby back up with....it's so bad that it actually made me remember this thread after forgetting about it....there are a whole bunch of these popping up everywhere guys...we need to start doing our part by laughing at their expense
Is it me or is eroids feeling like a ghost town lately
Well this topic has been hearing crickets since covid started.
TronFanboys are back out....it's the post pandemic fanboy epidemic.
Does Hint hint mean i gag on uncle rons cock?
I see not much has changed since i was away lol
You missed the part where he has never reviewed said source.
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Pounds23 3 hours ago
You literally look exactly like my best friend, u have the exact same body structure to a t, it's insane how similar it is , ur alil bit bigger because he hasn't been training I thought u were him for a minute then I seen the ink , pretty wild how close it look though
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Steveb 1 hour ago @Pounds23
Thant's not the kind of shit you want to say to another man when he's in his underwear an looks like he's about to remove it
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Pounds23 56 minutes ago @Steveb
Well if that's how ur thinking maybe it's u with the problem... I'm talking about his structure if u kept reading I wasn't staring at his dick and lots of models and guys in general do that to show there v or lower abs... I guess if u wanna pull one sentence out of what I said and say I'm gay cause I said his structure and upper body looks like my buddies ..pretty strange that's what u thought and got out of what I wrote ,but hey if that's u man go for it surely ain't my cup of tea
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Steveb 8 minutes ago @Pounds23
AnonFucking hilarious
LOL
StevebIt's always just one person complaining when theres a problem with him. He says so everytime.
TronAnd it's A LOT of "one persons"...
But THIS GUY has it all figured out..
I'm not sure what an "elite" customer is.."loyal" I can understand..you suck a lot of Ron dick..I guess "elite" could be the best dick suckers Ron has?''
Fuckers on hiatus and the fanboys are on there screaming ..commenting to an account that's unsubscribed that can't even see the comments..."RON...WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK???? DAMN YOU RON..DON"T DO THIS TO ME!!!" "RON I'LL SUCK YO DICK!!!!'
Poor little Ron... All that persecution and trolls he has to deal with during these strange and troubling times.
TronYeah...stupid people ...Trolling Ron's page... for ....SHAME... ;)
Trondaaaaaaaaamn! Lol just needed to post the first sentence..it's good enough..
Some gears..not all of them..SOME of them..are having sexual... intercourse..with.......his brains...
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flagRaylyotta 4 days
Doesn't get much more fanboy than THAT ... telling a source you love them..
Dudeman isn’t a fanboy, but he is a moron
In 3 days he’s supposedly already feeling results, but has also decided it may be underdosed... in 3 days... of var...
He should have felt it kick in after an hour, it's bunk :/
TronThis dude has become quite the fanboy and defender of sources on his favorite source pages... When you have to end a comment by saying "I'm not a rep".. you're damn well aware you're a acting like one... ladies and gentlemen...I present to you..the one..the only (Thank God) Big...fucking...TONE"...
it's cool to post labs of sources..I appreciate that...but don't be a fag about it and call them "the best!!" And basically you want to suck the foreskin off his dick
StevebTronAnd here come the fanboy replies..
It's sickening the way they talk about this guy.. man, it's like their father went missing one day and then returned home.. I'm not even trying to say that "jokingly".. it's really strange.
Roid Stockholme syndrome. That page is now become my first page to look at when I sign in. Just to see the next round of peter puffers fresh from high school see how much they can swallow.
Give uncle credit, he found the best suckers in the world willing to roll the dice they will get real test this time.
TronSame here.
I begin to cringe as the page loads. Not knowing what kind of shit I'm going to see...just knowing it's going to be cringi worthy... I use to think the comments were funny. But now I just get frustrated and disgusted at them. Is it just the low prices?? Or what is it?? Is the source throwing select members some freebies and an "atta boy"?? I honestly do not nor will I ever understand why a source that has so many incidents such as that one.. lame excuses for frequent absences, underdosed gear claims by many members, WRONGLY LABELED GEAR, Packs taking forever to show in some cases, etc... Yet, have such a strong following by a group of fanboys.. now the REAL kicker here.. the REAL icing on the cake.. is some of the claims of mislabeled, underdosed, oh and almost forgot... Super bad pip..they say "He made a mistake but all is well now" or " yeah he had some issues but he came back like the champ he is and made things right!!!" ... No... Those are serious fucking issues and they are CONSTANT issues.. MISLABELED GEAR!!? ... Jesus Christ!! You Know how bad that could fuck someone up!?? ... Oh, well... Keep cheering him on fanboys.. I'm done commenting on that page.. I'll end up getting myself in trouble because I learned a long time ago arguing with irrational, delusional, people does not get you anywhere but more frustrated..I'll just sit back and watch and continue to feel embarrassed for those who are too blatantly ignorant to be embarrassed for themselves... Fucktards.
You see something posted and you scratch your head. You desperately want to correct the false information, you remember the last time you did it you were attacked by even more stupid ass comments. You stopped. You post proof. Others post proof. The jackalopes don't care, 20.00 test is worth the dice roll. So you let them self implode.5 bottles of prop says half of them are under 25 and cruising while the other half are just plain retarded
TronI had this one copied and ready to paste... Out of all the fanboy quotes.. this one is going to be hard to beat... Definitely one of the top quotes of all time... You know how you feel embarrassed FOR people sometimes? ... This is one of those times. I cringed the further I read.. it was actually hard to read.. it "hurt" to read the entire thing.
StevebRon is domestic and this dude says mate? Who in America says mate?
TronApparently That guy.. probably not even from the US.. I thought the same thing when I read it.. there are just so many strange things that happen on that page.. mostly all new or fairly new members praising the source.. 1 karma... Negative karma... The claim that sources are paying members to come say derogatory things on the SI is just completely silly.. the flip side of that coin would be maybe Ron paid him to say positive things... Hypocritical.
This guy is full of gems
Call me crazy but I’d much rather not need replacements to begin with.
TronThere he is saying "mate" again. If he lives in the US now he hasn't always lived here.. unless somewhere along the line he decided to just start saying "mate".
And cheers how many times do you hear when something is good ....cheers
Is ‘mate’ not a thing in the US?
I must say mate, at least 50 times a day.
It's bro or bruh or dude or sir or man. Never mate in the states.
StevebYeah when I hear mate it makes me feel like some foreigner is trying to fuck me.
Each to their own I suppose. I’d get some funny looks if I started saying bruh or dude to people.
Bro is becoming a more commonly used term though.
Never mate. I say buddy a lot too
TronThis is one of the most moronic things I've seen In nearly 9 years on this forum....
Is RP4U still a go or do I need to hunt down another source?
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flagTron 12 hours ago @Mrguacamo
THEN I GET THIS FUCKING RESPONSE
W.........T..............F............
TronI can't tell if this guy knows and is purposely making rather dumb, elementary comments..very child like.. or if he really is trying to be insulting...I do find these comments to be entertaining.. it lets me know that I've affected someone's life enough to where I'm on their mind frequently and feel the need to constantly make comments directed towards me. It makes me feel as though I've accomplished what I had set out to do
It's a good thing ...and I quote...
TronThis guy is good at "insults" I'll give him that...........
TronHmm... Made a friend I did.
So,....... no 2nd date?
J/K.
Manshit 5 seconds ago @TrenAllDay NEW
I’m not repping for the source but his gear is not $15,it’s $30.The truth is you can make a bottle of test cyp for about $6. I actually only pay $40 at Walgreens.If you’re going to blast a source at least use facts and know what you are talking about.
My experience with this source for the most part has been good.I did get some test cyp once that was clearly prop.Other than that everything I got was pretty good.
LOL??? he bought a bottle that said cyp and it was prop, other than that everything was good. There you go, nothing to see here folks, source is on top of shit.
TronRight!? I mean who cares if you're pinning Tren E once a day thinking it's test prop?? Or maybe you thought you got some Test C and it's really TNE?? Or maybe ya grab some Anavar and start popping them everyday and it's really exemestane?? Who cares??! It's all going into the body..it'll work itself out!
I haven't seen your bestie big tone on in a bit.
TronRan off with Ron.
TronThe promo pages are popping with fanboy comments
I like how he signed of with his eroids name.. makes it more "official" like.. cause if mastercommand says it you know it's true.
TronRegardless of what I think about the source..it's always funny to me when members try and make semi-threatening comments as our "saggy skin" fella did so in the following comment..
https://www.eroids.com/users/crc7049
He MAY just back the source "into a corner if he has a back and forth debate with him because he's "smarter than the average bear" lol...I'm sure the source is SUPER glad he decided to back off for now.. wouldn't want to get "backed into a corner"by ole wrinkle skin
He posted this forum about his wrinkly balls or skin or something like that.. lol
https://www.eroids.com/forum/training-nutrition-diet/weight-loss/wrinkly...
TronI have no idea if he's being serious about the gummy bear thing.. surely not..not from a source registered on eroids..but he's all excited about getting his order from this source.... Comedic gold would be if he got more gummy bears.
This reminds me of a source who offered chewable orals with several flavours. Maybe he got gummy bears filled with dbol, tbol or what ever
TronHa thought they were gummy bears but instead they were chewable Dbol..just what he ordered but didn't know they came like that.. hopefully he didn't give them to his kids....
StevebGummy bears are better than nothing