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+ 3 Accurate, Painless, At-Home Testosterone Test.

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PLEASE NOTE I AM NOT AFFILIATED AND IN NO WAY BENEFIT FROM THIS PRODUCT OR COMPANY BEING USED AND/OR GETTING BUSINESS. THIS IS JUST AN ANECDOTAL EXPERIENCE AND DESIRE TO ADD EASE INTO SOME PEOPLE’S LIVES

Do you hate having to schedule time just to go sit in a lobby and wait to get poked with a needle and blood drained out of you? I know I do. Im not a fan of IV needles at ALL!

This device was introduced to me about a year ago now and I have used it a few times. The first two times I compared it to IV bloodwork and the results were nearly identical. I truly believe in this method and it features a small lancet that vacuums out approx. 15ml of blood into a collection tube.

On a scale of 1-10 this is MAYBE A 1 pain for the half a second it pokes you, but after that the vacuum and drip feels like nothing. Maybe a tiny bit itchy lol. Way better than a needle and catheter in your vein to me!

This is great for states where tests have to be doctor ordered and is really just easy to use.

Again- I am not sharing this as an Ad, but rather after having really enjoyed it myself, and recommended it to buddies who seemed interested in the technology I thought some others might feel the same way.

If you’re interested:
https://www.maximustribe.com/lab-tests

Hope this makes some lives easier!

BillyBear's picture

I saw this during an internet search. Nice to know it works! Thanks for the info.

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Update: decided to try the “Advanced” test. It was fast, easy, painless, and I got my results the day of.

It doesn’t do lipids which I wish they did. However, I did get some very helpful information.

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smurfdude1234567's picture

I mean it’s still a needle. Just closer to insulin/finger prick size and utilizes suction to draw out of that tiny wound. Personally I really hate getting IV sticks as lots of nurses and even phlebotomist’s are pretty terrible.

Generally 5-7 business days depending on how the carrier is doing. Never had major delays once it’s shown delivered back to them.

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Greg's picture

Back in my day you'd just take one of the leeches that 'tached itself to ya when ya bathed in the creek. Place it in a Mason jar and hand it to the Wells Fargo stage coach driver. He would get it deliver it to C.O. Bigelow Apothecary back East in New York city. It's all there in the Big Book or, for you young bloods, "The Sears and Roebuck catalog". It was steep though, cost nearly $4.70

RobertB80's picture

Greg do you look like Clint Eastwood but tougher and meaner?

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I used to give Clinton wedgies when he was a kid.

RobertB80's picture

I did not have relations with that moderator

Asa's picture

Haha! I was waiting for the "Clint Eastwood? Never heard of her"

Are you a gunsmoke kinda guy?

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SwolePumps's picture

I’ve seen ads for these lately but I honestly ignore them. So you just mail in your blood and get results back? What is the avg turnaround

smurfdude1234567's picture

This company is legit! It is normally 3-5 days from when they receive for results to be uploaded- they contact you to update along the way. Use the kit the same day you receive it and it takes 15 mins max.

$100 is similar to what I paid private and saves me time and a needle. I’m very happy with them! This is the only company I’ve seen employ this technology so far, and it is a legitimate amount of blood to accurately test hormones vs a finger prick.

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Sithx66's picture

Wow this is interesting! Great prices for a quick check. Appreciate this!

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Of course brother! It has added a layer of ease into my life and I thought I’d share that. Cool technology for sure!

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