posted Wed, 04/12/2023 - 23:45
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What would happen if you ate testosterone?
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Complete curiousity here guys I'm not planning to eat my oils haha.
But what would happen if you ate test enanthate for example?
Do you think your body would absorb any?
I did Google it but couldn't find any evidence or experiments.
I've just always wondered why there are no test capsules / orals since we have dbol, anavar etc
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What the hell would be step 1? Would it be like sack taps or is just straight upper cuts to the nuts?
Straight in the deep bro, upper cats to the nuts lmao!
Cauliflower ears??? Iam crying
Lmao jaw is definitely poking out but I've seen alot worse! Remember that WWE wrestler named the Great Khali? His jaw looked like a damn sail boat sticking way out there.
Hell yeah!! What about Triple H’s forehead
Yeah it's somewhat planet Earth like!
Lol
Fuck yeah he's fucked up as well lol
Lol but he was huuuge
I also seen him live up close in person at a local gym. Man he's definitely a tall man but TV makes him look like a giant seriously. When I saw him he was just recovering from brain surgery that removed some type of tumor that affected his pituitary gland. He was a bit smaller obviously
And seen many posts about him saying that he is a genuine nice guy, a gentle giant!
He repped 315 for many reps. I'm sure he was close to a 400 pound bench press.
Not to impressive as a number, but he have to do almost the twice rom from us lol
I agree but I was impressed cause he just came off of having brain surgery.
A that's totally different thing, 400 bench while recovering from brain surgery, then he's a beast!
Yeah I gotta admit he was a cool cat. But you just knew if he grabbed you..GAME OVER. He had some decent strength too. His legs always gave him problems because of his height.
I have a cousin he's 2,16 he's life sucks nowadays and he's only 46 yo!
Acromegaly jaw...pay attention you 20IU pinning GH mega dosers!
Yeah lmao!
Those high dosing GH guys hating me right about now lmao
Well I’m hating on them for having the extra money to do that much GH, LOL. I’ve spent the past week asking myself how many IU’s of this new stuff I just got. I’m only at 2-3 iu of this old stuff right now, but I’m also using 2 iu of this Igf-1 stuff per day as well. Only three weeks on the Infrajet, so I can’t even give a good opinion yet. I’ve been on the old GH for a month now, and I definitely have all the right sides, but who the fuck needs that, LOL. Skin is definitely tightening. The new GH is supposedly more than two times as strong, so I’m not sure if I’m going to stick to my normal dose, or up it a bit to see what happens. I don’t know, but I have to make up my mind quickly because I’m almost ready to start it
But brother we're living in better times cause it's way more affordable now lol. So Geno is stronger than Oxy huh? I was gonna try Oxy myself but might get Geno. And about that IGF...if I'm not mistaking most say IGF results slow after 4 weeks of constant use. May have something to do with desensitization. Just saying.
Yeah, maybe 2iu per day wasn’t enough. I still got a week and a half left though. Maybe I’ll up it to 4iu per day for the last week and a half. I just figured that might be too much running alongside GH.
Nohh your a stand up guy they don't lmao!!
I thought it was from to much GH
You guys are killing me with these responses --
You're better off taking a funnel and pouring it down your urethra.
RustyhookerIm dieing....haaaa
RustyhookerWell...you swallow and take the 5 bucks.
opossumsNext time you shit you get a new Mr.Olympia lineup?
On a serious note: nothing, you get a nasty taste and your digestive system destroys it with little to no effects on anything. If you eat the "oral test" pills, you also lose money with the same little to no effects. If you drink the oil from the vial, you get an aftertaste. it makes no sense.
I have a routine to wipe off and lick the oil that pools on the skin after every injection. So far, I have yet to notice any type of difference as opposed to when I wasn’t doing that.
Dude cash that in on your only fans account
I’ll invoke my inner you lol
Cheaper to use just olive oil on your salad and the results will be the same.
You’d have a hole in your bank account and a very tiny increase in your testosterone levels to show for it. Need to work a little bit of extra cardio in to your routine to burn off the calories from the oil too ;)
You ever tried those 25mg Methyltest tablets bud? Not the M1T ones ...
Spelling might be wrong but yeah that testosterone in oil gel capsule was called Andriol. Bioavailability was 7-10 percent.
Back in the day I brought back some Andriol from Cancun. We didn’t have the internet back then, and I didn’t know the active ingredient in Anadrol, so I thought it was the Mexican version of Anadrol. It did next to nothing. I sold the other bottle to a bigger dumb ass for $200, LOL
Yea I remember I bought a bunch of amps called Sten when I went to Cancun back in 1999. It was like $2 for 2 amps, It was a test mixture. I couldn't find anything else down there at the time except for Clen. I did find a place that had some Schering Primo and some Organon Sustanon Redijects, but they wanted like $30 bucks for 1 amp/rediject.
Sten was one of the first testosterone that I took from mexico. Sten Amps had 25mg test P with 75mg test C. And it had dhea or Dht added to it.
Thats right there was DHEA added to it. I don't even remember if I used it or not. I just remember coming thru customs and the agent looked at me in my wife beater and and then looked at my 2 jacked buddies behind me and asked if I had anything to declare. I was like 22 y/o. I told him no just this silver chain I bought. The whole time I'm shitting because I had like 40 of those amps in my shaving bag. He smirked and let us through without opening our bags...probably a fellow brother in iron and knew that it wasn't easy getting gear those days.....LOL
I agree that agent knew exactly what the deal was. They had to know. I remember those days and I was a bit nervous too. Kinda miss those days but you couldn't pay me a million dollars to do that now, no way.
Damn those good ole innocent days huh? Boy how I missed those days...naivety a mofo huh? Lol. Yea that's where alot of that test came from. Some powerlifters took those caps by the bottles.
Damn you sold him that high Pharma grade Mexican generic Nugenixx I've been hearing about
There are actually test capsules with testosterone decanoate but the bio availability is terrible. The starting dosage is about 500mg per day split in to two doses, it's not a very cost effective or beneficial dosing method with testosterone.
So it would actually absorb then?
I thought the stomach acid would kill it all off.
So yes there was a testosterone in oil gel capsule. I think it was called Andriol. It was testosterone with Undecanoate ester attached to it. Bioavailability wasn't that good if I remember correctly. Thing is most took these capsules with some type of fat to increase absorption which still resulted in poor bioavailability.
Testosterone, even in it's raw form, is more like an oil and it's very stable, hard to destroy, not like a peptide chain.
It doesn't taste good