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+ 1 If you had to live off of only 3 foods, what would they be?

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If I had to live off of only 3 foods, mine would be cows, ducks and quinoa.

  1. Cows - can have the steaks and the milk & make my own butter (protein, saturated fats, vitamin D & carbohydrates in the milk)
  2. Ducks - can have the meat and the eggs (protein, good cholesterol & vitamins) Mike O'Hearn would be proud lol! Ostrich's wouldn't be as viable. Chickens have less nutrients.
  3. Quinoa - plenty of vitamins and carbohydrates (in fact, it's considered a super-food a complete protein with all 9 of the essential amino acids)

What would you all pick for your 3 foods?

Greg's picture

Same here, I'd rather you suck me off than eat kale or tofu.

smurfdude1234567's picture

Call me Connor Murphy, but… Macros?

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UncleYoked's picture

Approx 5ml per serving
Protein: Approximately 5 to 7 grams
Carbohydrates: About 1 to 2 grams, primarily in the form of fructose
Fat: Generally around 0.5 to 1 gram
Calories: The total caloric content is estimated to be around 15 to 30 calories per ejaculation.

It's a low calorie, high protein treat

Drexyl's picture

When you put it that way…

smurfdude1234567's picture

Maybe he was on to something…

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Fahribaba's picture

rice, chicken, egg

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iFit's picture

Pizza - flour, sauce and cheese!

BlindAlligators's picture

If I had to live off of only three foods I'd probably pick eggs, naan bread, and chicken breasts

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Greg's picture

Red meat, potato's, poontang

CHIMAIRA75's picture

My man..... Lol

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DeeMan's picture

That's how it is Chim? My manz hundred grand!

CHIMAIRA75's picture

You know it! I almost commented on sandman's comment below. You and I have had this discussion already though. Lol Not tryna gross anyone out today. Lol

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DeeMan's picture

LMAO! I just read his comment. Funny part is I'm eating right fking now!!! Seriously I am. Chicken sandwich.

CHIMAIRA75's picture

Hey, chicken is white. It's not pink or red with a potential chunk or two in it. You're all good brother Dee! Lol

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DeeMan's picture

Yeahhh buddy

sandman3698's picture

Sometimes poontang is red meat

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DeeMan's picture

Looks more pinkish to me lol. You mean that time of the month? Yeah red then. Alot red!

Drexyl's picture

Steak, rice, broccoli. Ribeye steak to be specific.

smurfdude1234567's picture

+1 for Ribeye… this is a man who knows the TRUE best cut of steak! So many dummies get caught up on the less flavorful, dryer younger brother filet mignon. Ribeye you can even mess up a little bit and it’ll still KICK ASS! If you like big FLAVORFUL juicy medium rare steak RIBEYE IS THE WAY TO GO! As a matter of a fact… I’m going to cook one for myself tonight.

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CHIMAIRA75's picture

Only steak I'll eat brother. And I go for the 2 pounder

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smurfdude1234567's picture

This is the way!

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CHIMAIRA75's picture

The ONLY way

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SeeOhShow's picture

Gonna have to disagree. Picanha is the best cut. Tender as a filet with that nice fat cap on top that you hold over the flame just long enough to get golden brown/crackly Smile
Ribeye is just too fatty for me. I feel gross eating 16oz of it. Because let’s be real…we’re not gonna eat a little baby dick sized steak.

smurfdude1234567's picture

I won’t complain about any meat if I’ve cooked it honestly haha, but I prefer marbling/juices throughout that the ribeye has. Now that golden brown fat cap is a whole nother pleasure if done correctly haha

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HENCH500's picture

1: puntang commonly known as pussy
2 : fish
3 : rice

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SeeOhShow's picture

In some women you can cross #1 and #2 off in one go.

HENCH500's picture

Only the best kind lol

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HENCH500's picture

To be fair I do live off three foods most of the time .. chicken rice and potatoes this is my dinner at my desk

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DeeMan's picture

@stokes500 ?

HENCH500's picture

Only just seen your post my mate …… tbh this takes me a bit longer I have to cover it in some sort of sauce or mayo to get it down , I eat chicken rice and potatoes at least 3 times a day and it’s just fucking boring and dry , you know how it gets when you just munch the same shit day after day …. Had a naughty kebab last night though and that went don’t rapid lol

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DeeMan's picture

Yeah I'll be trying that same type of eating pretty soon. I have low appetite issues at times

HENCH500's picture

EQ / BOLD would give me a massive appetite but I can’t use it anymore my RBC goes to high and my blood thickens up , get real short of breath just climbing the stairs

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smurfdude1234567's picture

I think having a routine/consistency will definitely help! It may not make every meal 100% “enjoyable”, but you’ll sleep well knowing you got all your calories/macros in for the day!

I have the opposite problem unless I am running pretty toxic stuff, but the same routine/principle applies.

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smurfdude1234567's picture

I’m still drooling over that plate you posted below… I would’ve fucked that up

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HENCH500's picture

Mate it was delicious and loads of chicken beef and Donna meat even the dog got his fill

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smurfdude1234567's picture

That is orgasmic to me. Looked about right on the macro portions too. I could legitimately pull off the carnivore diet happily.

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DeeMan's picture

You should of saw that hamburger he totally destroying in one bite. Big burger too. The damn thing had a no chance

HENCH500's picture

I have a big old mouth on me big old head bro

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DeeMan's picture

That 65 inch neck gotta support your dome.

smurfdude1234567's picture

I can’t remember the last burger I ate, but damn I could destroy one too right about now!

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DeeMan's picture

Nothing like a good burger

HarryDP's picture

.... xxl taco with extra cheese on top

DeeMan's picture

I'll take that taco and I'll give you all that extra cheese. Lol

HarryDP's picture

:D, you allergic or smth?

DeeMan's picture

Lactose intolerance. Lol I don't even want cheese on my hamburger. I'll give u all my cheese. What's crazy is my pops use to buy those blocks of cheese from the grocery store and use a fork and knife to eat the damn thing as if it was a steak or something. I think that messed me up looking back on that.... traumatic man lol!

smurfdude1234567's picture

Damn dude! Milk and chocolate milk were STAPLES of my growth diet growing up. Football coaches would bring me PB & Honey sandwiches with a bottle of chocolate milk in between class periods!

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DeeMan's picture

That's better than them bringing u gear. I remember JakeKO saying his high school coaches handed out
" Skittles 'that were pink lol

HarryDP's picture

Well... , can't say anything bad about that - might as well be snitching on myself. It's not like I buy big chunks and eat them whole but I think anyone who just enjoys the taste of cheese is doing that at some level Smile

DeeMan's picture

I gotta agree with ya on that. Now I know better but back then I didn't. I had no idea that cheese and wine was a thing. I remember a child hood buddy of mine who would take those aerosol bottles of cream cheese and spray damn near the whole can or bottle in his mouth. So between that dude and my dad I was traumatized. Taking the term cheese heads to another level.