posted Mon, 02/06/2017 - 23:22
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What's your plan for the coming 14th February?
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Hello mate,
Sorry for my bit off topic here. But I am interested to know about your plan for the coming 14th February. What are you going to do?
Thanks!
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Probably sucking your grandmothers tits!
You're such a romantic.
Milk is milk. Some chaulky then others. 1℅ . Ha
Milk was average....... bit sour but what i expected from a saggy set of 82yo tits!
It's sweeter than regular milk..my ex wife use to pump.....lol
LMAO....
In the country where I currently live Valentines Day is highly celebrated. Some places consider it a public holiday.Tradition has it that if you are single - you wear red on that day to signify to others that you are single and available...and theoretically you can approach someone wearing red and ask their cell number, name and so on. All the restaurants are completely booked out and shops have many rose/flower decorations. It's quite unique and very different to the West where it's all a half-hearted event.
What country is that and are the care bears stll living there?
Original reply deleted - you are not worth the aggravation. Have a great Valentines Day.
Thats ok you free? Xo
Hay! I thought we were a thing.... WTF I already bought chocolates and ordered the roses.
Have heart....... twigs need love too
He said the same to me....i knew he was shady.
Really? You AND Greg? He told me that I was the only one - that does it - I'm sending the flowers back! (but I'm keeping the ring).
Send the flowers to Pmob aka Richard Simmons, he would appreciate them more.
Going to see if she mentions it. If not....
It's supposed to be a romantic day...so I'm betting that she is waiting for you to mention it...if you don't...hhhmmm...keep us posted on how that went.
50 Shades Darker......gay i know.
It's my b/day...and has always kind of annoyed me that if I'm in a relationship - I have to buy the pressy, and pay for dinner, and wine but never get anything in return...(well, not always nothing)...so I'm just going to buy some sand or mud crabs (if available), a bottle of bubbly, and watch a movie with my little honey and celebrate low-key one of the few remaining years that I have.
No homo. No cardio. Gonna sit on eroids all day
Definitely taking SL junior for a swim down the ol birth canal
Blow job from no homo.
Dammit, autocorrect put from in front my no homo.
sure it did...
Ha
I'll probably kill some hookers.
Lmao...it will be months before anybody misses them. Happy Valentines day.
I have been kind of bored, started reading a few books on hooker killin. Thinking of giving it a try bro. Thanks!
Take her to a motel of your choosing so that its not a planned robbery. The pimp will be near by on foot making sure she is working....
Sweet! My suggestion is to start with a fat heroin whore. They fight but it doesn't last long. You don't want a hardcore broken toothed meth whore for your first. Those bitches can fight. Definitely not for the novice.
How long before you choke them out? I don't think I would want to go much further than introductions lol
Lol. It depends. They usually start freaking out when I let the bees loose in the back of the van. I usually wait until they kill them all just so I don't get stung.
What happens when the bees kill them?
Oddly enough, a hookers tolerance to bee stings is quite astounding.
Crack whores can fight too...i have never come across a fat heroin whore....only skinny white heroin whores with bad skin. Hide your wallet so the whore doesnt steal it while you use the restroom...if you go to a room.
Good luck!
iNarcissistShoulders day
14th is Tuesday, Chest - Shoulders - Bi and a little bit of cardio i think... just kidding, don't think i'll do cardio.
Are you serious?
Yes bro, just trying a high volume wo on ipo diet.
You just dodged a "no homo" bro..
I didn't want to say that lol now i see it, you're right bro, definitely no homo