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Victim of a Hate Crime

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So today I'm pretty sure that I was a victim of a hate crime, perhaps not a hate crime but racial intolerance, and friends, it really hurt. It was kind of funny, but still kind of hurt, being the sensitive man that I am, No homo.
I had to step out of the office, on my way I decided to stop at a gas station and purchase a rockstar xdurance. Yes, the greatest sugar free beverage of all time that also has BCAA's in it. That's right you fricken tools that love your redbull, I'm calling you out. Sorry, I got side tracked, back to my story. So I walk into the gas station (looking quite sexy) no homo, walk back, scope out the energy drink section take a look at the different flavors and grab my Xdurance and walk back to the register to pay for my pop. I pay for my soda pop and start to head out the doors as I see an older, African American lady walking from the gas pumps towards me. Well, I've always considered myself a gentleman and decided to hold the door open until this lady made it to the door. No big deal, I always hold the door for women, hell I even hold it for men if they are wearing skinny jeans, No homo.
At any rate, the lady who happened to be breathing heavily says to me:"Honkey, Don't you be holding that door for me! I can get it myself!"
It didn't quite strike me that she called me a honkey because frankly that's the first time I'd ever been called a honkey. So I continued to hold the door as she approached. As she approached she just shook her head and mumbled something and walked through.
I walked back to my truck kind of dumbfounded. I wanted to think that she said "Honey" not "Honkey", but I'm 98% sure that she called me a honkey, and her mumbling and shaking her head in anger kind of confirmed it to me.
As I drove off, I felt kind of sad wondering if somehow I offended that sweet lady.
Why do people gotta be hatin'? I think its because I'm so damn handsome. I don't know. Is it wrong nowadays to hold the door for a lady? I'm still confused. Did I do something wrong? Is there something offensive about holding the door open for people?
That's my story. I'm sorry, you are all dumber now for having read this.

Framboise's picture

I think she was intimidated by your good looks

Engineereddisaster's picture

You know that's it!

hollywoodham's picture

awesome.

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Your speculation is correct. Being called a Honkey was the highlight of my week,possibly month. What made it so special is the fact that I was actually holding the door for her, just out of kindness.

Streets's picture

I'm no racist by any means. I hate everyone just the same. You should have tripped the bitch as she came through the door and laughed as you watched do a face plant just because she's was a fucking CUNT...

gcgeargold's picture

hahahaha funniest shit i've seen all day. hahaha honkey. guess in the u.s racism is a much much much more touchier common subject than it is over here aus.

eire77's picture

yeah ' im with ya pal dont hear of any this side of the pond either ' would never say it dosnt happen but iv never seen or heard any race crimes ' if i was personally called a honky while holding open a door id break my bollox laughin :))

gcgeargold's picture

lol same.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Hey now you crackers don't knock being the victim of a racial injustice until you have been there yourselves. You don't know how hard it is being white these days. People looking down on me because I don't have any skin color. Not getting any of the affirmative action benefits, my lady can't compete in the miss Black America pageant. Hell they have a "blacks only" scholarship fund (united negro college fund) even a blacks only television channel! (BET). I want my piece of the American pie!....
Yesterday's injustice was far too much to handle, Sure I laughed at being called a honkey, but I only laughed because I couldn't give her the satisfaction of seeing this honkey cry.

eire77's picture

do they really have a blacks only tv channel ? If so isnt that racist ?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Hell yeah, Black Entertainment Television (BET). Can you imagine if there was a WET?

eire77's picture

yeah im with ya guess thats where its fucked up ' seems its ok over their to be black and racist but if your white and racist media have a frenzy !!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Shit now you tell me.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Believe me Tread if I wasn't old and married, I would have nailed her like a framing hammer just out of spite.

Engineereddisaster's picture

One would think sistah.

Trenabolic's picture

It amazes me how still to this day some people can be so narrow minded, come on now it's just a stupid skin color. There are assholes in every race and at the same time there are good people in every race. I guess it's in human nature to hate one another and skin color is just a scapegoat for this hate.

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7gothic's picture

No matter how racists that lady was, there is no way she could be more racists toward white people than...white people.
It amazes me (No, it scares me) how white people are going out of their way to label other white people as racist simply for stating facts, or otherwise sticking up for themselves. George Zimmerman would be Hispanic if he had committed his "crime" against another Hispanic, but since the "victim" was black, he is now considered white.
Being called Honkey doesn't offend me in the least----have at it. I'm quite used to seeing whites victimized by blacks. But the main reason I'm not offended by the word is because I don't GO OUT OF MY WAY to be offended, unlike some people, who look for offense around every corner, and have been raised to believe that every single bad thing that happens to them is someone else's fault----never their own.
Having said that, let me also say that NOBODY gets treated any differently from me because of their race. If you rub me the wrong way, we WILL be throwin down, although I have to admit, if you're black I'm going to blast you extra hard because you guys don't get black eyes......so I need to do extra damage so people will know I kicked your ass.....JK!!!

Engineereddisaster's picture

I. Agree people take the white guilt a little too far and take it upon themselves to be the race police.
I'll tell you who feeds lives and breathes off of racism and that's that douche "Reverend" Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They make a living off of turning nothing into hate.

PinPusher's picture

Well said...can't even make a observation without being labeled racist.

power_house's picture

ur not jk.hehe. but i do hate that, you can only tell a black dudes got a black eye is if you have popped a blood vessel in the eyeball.. which you can do easy with a pipe, because we all know there's no such thing as a fair fight..

gsleepy's picture

You damn Honkey Mofo's aint never gonna get it.....

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wolfman's picture

I see a lot of tht stuff in my buisness...if I cant get someone a loan its always gets ugly...like its my fault..."I didn't not pay thier bills"...lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

When I tried to get a loan from you, you specifically told me that you were denying me because I was white! How can I not get ugly about that? I deserved that 1972 trailer and you shot me down!
I forgive you though bro.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I could unload 4 high capacity magazines on Wolf and still not bring that big bastard down. I just did the right thing by smiling, saying thank you, and walking away.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I think he's on steroids.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Its all good. I guess the problems arise when we take shit personally. It's hard for me to not laugh at stuff like that. I think if we all laughed it would all go away.

ruski's picture

you should purchase her. she sounds like shed be good on the plantation.

power_house's picture

haha gd man

power_house's picture

where do you live? damm if you woulda said nig to a black person you would be on cnn tonight.. i wouldnt take it to heart, you should of shot her with your hand pistol.. then winked..

Engineereddisaster's picture

I live out west. I didn't take it to heart, she could have just been having a bad day. Besides it's kind of fun to be a victim of a hate crime. Smile

Engineereddisaster's picture

You seem to have a lot of problems with dudes who are with prego ladies. I'm kind of wondering if they are thinking that you just might be that baby daddy?
They say; Pimpin' aint easy.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. I've been called a lot of things but this is a first for Honkey.