Ever walk in on buddy or a family member while they are choking the chicken to something disgusting on the internet? I did the other day and still feel dirty.
Here is my story:
Monday afternoon after a couple of hours at the gym, I thought I'd stop by Tread's party pad to check on the old fella. You know just to see if he needed anything from the grocery store or help in the yard. I'm a firm believer that we as the youth of America should take care of our Elders and Tread has kind of been a project of mine. I learn a lot from him as he tells me stories of raising a family during the great depression and shit like that.
So Monday I drive to his mobile home and knock on the door, I hear music playing loudly but no answer. So I knock as loud and as hard as I can. Loud enough that I'm sure that it felt like a small earthquake in that redneck villa-O-Tread. After a few minutes I start to worry, knowing that the old boy is on his last leg, I wondered if this would be the dreaded day that I walk in on my old buddy dead in his recliner. So with a slight pull, I overcame the locking mechanism on the door and walked in on something I really wish I wouldn't have walked in on. Tread in a loving embrace with himself watching this video..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhcLsh-m_Zg

After seeing the shocked look on my face he scrambled, trying to switch his screen back to regular porn, but he knew that I saw what I saw, and to his shame he could only look at me with those sad eyes and say: "Please don't tell the people at Eroids."
I told him that I just couldn't make that promise. I post this not to hurt Tread but so that we as a community could gather together and help our friend Treadman. He is sick and if we can't help him... No one can. Please friends lets do this for Tread.

All My love No homo,
Ed