The following is a transcript that was retrieved from the secret MOD cave here at the Goth household. The video portion, which shows Grrl and Goth sitting back-to-back at matching desks....with matching computers....and matching "Wonder Twin" MOD uniforms, is not able to be played here on eroids. But I do have a transcript of the audio portion:

GOTH---What's that on the screen at 2 Oclock?

GRRL----What screen?

GOTH---The computer screen bitch!!

GRRL---OH.... It's someone asking us for directions to the....wait, it looks like a troll.

GOTH---No such thing as trolls. Send him to VIKING.

GRRL---VIKING's not responding. He must have had his phone taken by his wife.

GOTH---Don't worry about Suzy, just make the damn call!! We've got a guy who needs help fast!!

GRRL---I can't get through....WAIT, someone's picking up...It's Suzy!!..."Oh, hi Suzy. I was just calling to.....is....is VIKING there"? FUCK!! She just hung up!

GOTH--- ABORT....ABORT!!!!!!

GRRL---I'm getting incoming PM's marked urgent!

GOTH---Identify......Identify!!!

GRRL---It's BFG!!......There's more coming from Noid

GOTH---Navigate to another page!!!!

GRRL----I can't!. Time Warner sucks!!!

At this point the audio portion went dead, mainly because Goth's screams had shattered the mic. However, the video portion continues to show goth smashing a computer screen, and then Grrl smashing him. Several minutes later, EMTs can be seen entering the room and placing Goth on a stretcher.