posted Sun, 10/07/2012 - 10:04
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There Ounce Was A Man From Nantucket
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Who grabbed a pig and tried to fuck it: There are so many verses to this lets see who has the most creative minds as well as the most dirtiest minds!!! Test Mode!
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There once was a man from O'Doole
Who had a long and incredible tool
He could use it to plow
Or diddle a cow
Or just as a cue stick in pool
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who was so drank he was sick in a bucket
He tried to get sober and when he bent over
he said wtf I can suck it!!
Wow...creative and a bit on the pg13 side. You go girl!
Thanks ;)
I LOVE a woman who can keep up with the boys! ;)
Haha...gotta show the boys how it's done
CleyonThere once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he whiped of his chin
If my ear was a pussy
I'd fuck it!
OH shit good stuff, never heard that one either.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
While dreaming of Venus
He played with his penis
And woke up with a mouthful of goo
There ounce was a man from Nantucket who grabbed a pig and tried to fuck it, the pig said "Hey you Queer get away from my rear and Come around to the front and I'll Suck it!
Haaaa, that new never heard that one! Good stuff HWBDY