Got it Stuck!
Okay anyone ever try on clothes and have to call in for some back up? I go into the dressing room yesterday to try on a shirt, not because I needed to buy clothes but because I was being dragged to an event that I did not want to go to with my date. I find this nice shirt and I kinda feel like it's a little tight but most shirts are so I try to squeeze the arms through and ounce I pull it down and see it's was to tight, I try and peel this shit off. NOPE! Stuck... the shirt is literally stuck to me and I don't want to be a dick and rip it so I call out to my girl like a retard. I have to squat down and have her peel/rip it off of me. That being said I look at a lot of shirts and they are really nice but ever notice some brands make their XL's XXL's with XXS sleeves? Not all went wrong it really turned my girl on so I did the old slip it in real quick in the dressing room. Made for a good night! Anyone besides me think that the tags are full of BS? Or could be designed better?
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After reading the title of this thread, I was quite relieved to find out what it was you got stuck lol.
Stalion_Wlol
lol thats what I thought from the title. I was thinking what creative place did someone find to stick it in this time
Tell me about it...I was thinking Pencil Sharpener?, a Bottle?, Hoover Pipe?, and the list goes on looooool.
You mean the swimming pool nozzle is not on the list
lol, never tried that one, or have I lol
CleyonLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! She's in the UK, swimming pools aren't as common there.
CleyonHoover pipe! LOL (For everyone around here that means vaccume cleaner hose in American)
Guilty, I've done this one
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CleyonThat is not a look of approval.
Exactly!!
CleyonIn AC's defense, just because nobody else admitted to it doesn't mean that no other guy has tried it! Not me of course, but other guys...
Oh I can believe it!! :S
CleyonTeeneage boys are disgusting, but we don't get much better when we get older.
Edit - duplicate
tread-mAwwww...I always luv your duplicates : (
lol ;)
Haa-Haa Yeah just the shirt. Didn't need the hose to spray us down.
CleyonWe're men, our units do not inflate once inserted like a dogs! LOL!
i wear triple X shirts and don't have a problem taking them off.
You kniow what's funny the shirt I tried on was a Triple X, but like I said the brands obviously don't cater to the real big guys. My arms are 22 inches on a calm night. I see a tag that says XXL and I think OK that should do. But then you try it on it's a no go.
what are you like 6'5? lol
Close but it's not the height. Some shirts just have odd size sleeves. You buy a good size shirt for comfort or even to train and it's a dress but yet the sleeves are stupid tight and tear on the bottom seam.
CleyonEver since I was. Teenager I haven't been able to find jeans that fit my waist without grabbing my junk, thighs and calves in a death grip. I cured that for a while by becoming a fat bastard, but now I'm having the same issue.
Yeah but you have to admit you see your size in a pair of decent pants try them on and it's the same old thing. They don't fit one way or another just like shirts. One brand says XXL and it's got Mini-Me sleeves.
CleyonOh yeah, absolutely! It's so that these skinny, anemic, glasses wearing, hipster dorks can pretend that they have guns. I know exactly what you are talking about. I may have to share a link to a picture or two illustratin the point.
That's funny I am guessing it's the shirts where the sleeves measure 1 eighth of an inch long. I hate those shirts where you have a bandaid for a sleeve cover. But wait the best part is the shirt is an XXL. The other one is you find a shirt that fits perfect in shoulders, arms, back but the shirt is like 12 feet long? Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Fat albert!
CleyonKinda, I bought two shirts, one Ralph Lauren, and the other was a Dillard's brand, both XL. I only would wear the Dillard's brand one to a Frat Party, and I'm 38
Lol! i have a few shirts that i out grew. still wear them though for gym and when you sweat its like trying to peel a atom convalent bond holy shit
Amen. Have had to rip some of mine off. Damn things get stuck on my back and I'm stuck outside the gym flailing around like a dumbass lol
Bro there's a shop on Melrose that carries the Scott Weiland collection, their XXL is like a fkn Medium
Exactly. I am not a mad shopper but there is a need for some decent clothes for bigger guys. And that big and tall shit doesn't fly. You want pants to fit you have to find that baggy style gear in most cases. And look I don't hate any brand if it fits and looks half ass decent.
Yesterday I was trying on pants and it was really tough. My waist fits comfortable in a 32 slim waist. However my quads need a 38...
I always wear 32's and tried on 36's yesterday aND the quads area was skin tight with a loose waist. lol
sucks because 38's are like ghetto baggy and look like shit on me
Same here Bro I got big calves and my Quads make it almost impossible to get a good jean.
Haaaaaaaaaa!!