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+ 2 The Most Irritating things Idiots do in the gym .....

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Now I know this Topic has been done by others before in the past, but that was some time ago now and since we have an entirely New Breed of members since back then - I think its time for another round to Blast these Dickheads!!!

Plus I can now contribute to this rather than just saying 'that's why I train at home - I don't know how you do it!!!' LMAO

Massa Ron's picture

Unsolicited advice. And this is 10x worse when the dude is clearly wrong.

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5percent4life's picture

Broccoli haired science based “lifters” using 3 attachments to do something as simple as a lateral raise. Talking about it’s optimal. Optimal for what? Staying 160lbs for forever?

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Squatch710's picture

Existing even a tiny bit of anyone doing that in my gym and I flip out

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Milfpounder's picture

Found a pic of @press1 wrecking his shoulder in real time.

Found footage.

Notice the gloves....

bamboo2112's picture

"I WANT TO HEAR YOU SCREAM TOAST AND BEANS'

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press1's picture

IT'S 'BEANS ON TOAST!!!!

bamboo2112's picture

Can you turn that into a rhyme?

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press1's picture

I don't wear bloody weightlifting gloves Motherfucker!!!! Lol

Squatch710's picture

But in the 1980s you did trick a couple million straight dudes to dress like leather daddies

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bamboo2112's picture

When was it that one white glove was in fashion or was that just to keep the hand, they touched children with nice and soft?

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Squatch710's picture

That glove keeps the part of the hand that they use on themselves as soft as a child's. History has proven nobody should ever be alone with a man who wears one glove.

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Milfpounder's picture

I do. Fingerless ones that have Eddie Bauer embroidered on them.

CRAZY DOSER's picture

all jokes aside, impressive how he manages to keep his voice in check. Since it was significantly weakened during priest reunion in mid 00s and early 10s

TankMech78's picture

Gay or not, Painkiller is still one of the top metal albums of all time. Still on my regular rotation.

bamboo2112's picture

I was given tickets to the Screaming for Vengeance concert. I told the girl that I was dating that I thought Judas Priest must be Christian Rock. She looked like a Playboy bunny on a Hustler set. She didn't speak to me for a week.

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Milfpounder's picture

Plus the 450lb lat raise. Pretty impressive indeed ..

TeaBody's picture

he turned 75 yesterday... surprised he hasn't died of AIDS, dude was gay as fuck.

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press1's picture

Yeah, he makes for some uncomfortable watching ....

Milfpounder's picture

He still is gay. Ask me how I know...

Milfpounder's picture

Breaking the law breaking the law

Milfpounder's picture

@press1 nowadays.

If you think he feels gay reppin that pink dumbbell, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN.

press1's picture

I go for my afternoon nap for a few hours - and come back on to find there is carnage being caused by some Milkshake Cunt!!

Milfpounder's picture

Hahahaha

Put ur grindr profile on private and you won't have to worry about this shit happening anymore.

Janefonda's picture

Hey now. I got.great pics using my wife's pink dumbbells. Lay off.

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Milfpounder's picture

Hell yea look who showed up.

Janefonda's picture

Have I not showed my pink dildo i mean dumbells yet?

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Steeltoad777's picture

Crop Dusting protein farts.
Breaking into lockers n theiving shit.
I wish gyms had seperate rooms for people who want to pose. Maybe they can combine them with transgender bathrooms. Kill 2 birds.

SeeOhShow's picture

Douche bags who just wear socks and no shirt while lifting….

I see that shit all the time in my home gym. Drives me nuts. Wait….

Milfpounder's picture

Yes. lifting in public shirtless is outrageous. A public health hazard.

And one needs white socks pulled up high with tennis shoes to properly lift. I agree.

SeeOhShow's picture

I got these new lifting shoes. From Born Primitive. https://bornprimitive.com/products/mens-savage-1-high-top-cloud-black?op...

They’re really nice. Solid foundation for squats, belt squat, deadlift, etc. plus they look good even with my high white socks lmao

Milfpounder's picture

hhhhaahahaha I knew you would know what I was talking about.

Those are dope. Have you ever seen splays? Somebody here turned me on to them and I need to order a pair.

TeaBody's picture

hahahhahaaha

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press1's picture

I Highly doubt you get on the Belt Squat machine with full wedding tackle hanging out LMAO

SeeOhShow's picture

That would be dangerous I’ll admit. The true pro to having a home gym? My wife will sometimes get hot and strip down to just panties and a bra while doing her incline walking cardio

Causes whole other set of problems

Pumped_'s picture

Havent been in the gym in years. Before covid i started amassing my inventory through Walmart $1/pound deals and Ebay used weights. So when guys were screwed when their gyms closed, i kept going. All cast iron dumbells and 2" olymic plates. 8" bolts to secure my pullup/chin up bar into my basement main beam. Cant relate to you guy's pain because when i left the gym there was no tiktok or tripods.

olemasta's picture

People who don’t mind their damn business but let me lift in peace.

Never thought I’d be doing this but now I’m the guy with the tripod for my phone recording my workouts to send to my coach for critique.

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Massa Ron's picture

This is an obvious exception to the people who are recording and being annoying.

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UncleYoked's picture

Go when I'm going

olemasta's picture

What time you going to the gym unc?

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press1's picture

Make sure you tap him up for some free gear when you see him LMFAO

olemasta's picture

Lmao I bet he has a nice home gym with Panatta gym equipment!

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UncleYoked's picture

I'm like a leprechaun if you catch me

Codeman253's picture

Lifting directly in front of the dumbbell rack blocking off access for everybody else. Take a step back motherfucker

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Cypher2377's picture

I really dont care what these dipshits wear to the gym personally, but what grinds my gears is the dam cell phones, they will do 1 set, and then finger fuck their phone for 10-15 minutes, I have no problems asking them if they are going to lift or play on their dam phone and stand right in their personal space to hurry their silly asses up

BillGoldberg's picture

Guys with horrendous form. This guy does the same workouts everyday and it’s mostly just full body swings. Like bicep curls that start below the waste and end up above his head just swung up there. No bicep involved. I take my 12 year old son with me and tell him to do the exact opposite of what he does. The guy is like 50 something. We call him “bad form Frank” and Theres also a “bad form Francis”.

press1's picture

I honestly think of all the machines I see horrific form on - the Calf raise machine has to be the worst. The main objective they seem to have is to load as much of the stack as possible, then do this weird 1/2" movement that basically has them place the foot flat and flex it up and down as fast as possible that neither sees them go to the bottom of the movement for the full calf stretch nor rise to the top and try hold it. It has to be seen to be believed. All the guys who do this have fuck all muscle on the back of the leg either and each time I see it I just think why even bother?? 45 Deg Leg Press is a close second - Countless guys loading as many plates as poss while taking the sled down about 30 degrees rather than the proper 90 between the calf and the thigh or further.

YES - YOU CAN CALL ME THE FORM POLIIICEEE!!!!! LMAO

Teeeethreee's picture

This new trend of dudes wearing flannel panajamas with crocs. We need to bully again

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press1's picture

Keep seeing these people in the supermarkets late at night - its just wrong.

CRAZY DOSER's picture

People taking liftlocks and leaving them whatever they want instead of putting them back on or near the weight tree.

ThundaWunda's picture

Mine is pretty simple. Broccoli heads wearing pajamas and sandals. Those same broccoli heads and teenagers on gear. You barely have facial hair gtfo. Maybe it’s the tren but I just wanna beat some sense into them.

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