+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AnonI did he is taping his "thingy' to his SHAVED LEG..lmao!!!
AnonNice I gather he is wanting to wear the hello kitties then?
Anonno, he borrowed Ivan Drago's tighty whitey's ..
Anonroflmao...
Anonthe image of them - is burned in my mind, I'm scarred from that photo..lol
Anonpoke your eyes out it's the only way to save yourself.
Anonthe tape would have the same effect.. and I don't want to know WHY you know ..
AnonLOL,,, with the exception , of you ..lol....
I'm just saying the pictures of a naked guy don't do anything - like you know!
this sounds really bad !!lmao
tread-mYuuuup....its ok, hell we're hammered most of the time and Greg is getting greedy with his goats!
Not greedy; there seem to be fewer of them... I wish pope would stop chasing them around like an Australian Shepard so I could get a good head count...
...what the... TX! that's not an inflatable goat! stop trying to blow him up!
tread-mShhh...he's drunk as hell, watch him trying to use the balls as a flap to close the air hole and then start blowing again real quick when he cant get it sealed...think thats funny, look at the look on that Got Damn Goats face! Roflmao
TxBigBoyMan idk about y'all but midterms are killin me! I need a beer and some pussy! Maybe even alittle goat action, who knows. I've been up since 5am gettin my study on for this damn test and I think I'm about to pass out! Tread I'ma need you to blade me out a line as big as your arm if I'ma make it through day!
tread-mDrop that ass off to class Pacino style today playa!
Im looking around the man cave at 6:02 am, completely empty......ALMOST, i see tread in his drunken state riding gregs goat bare back like hes at the kentucky derby> the funny thing is tread isnt the only one drunk here as he has tied a beer helmet to the goat and what looks to be white powder all over the goats nose and i know damn well theres no flower in the man cave
AnonPo-boy where have you been?? ..huh... I want a divorce -immediately .. I have fallen in love w/someone else..( Greg)..and I don't even want to try to work this out W/you.,
'you know after you Chuckie Cheesed Tread -I just can't get past that! I know you were drunk..but come on,I mean , yes, I have gym clit..- but Tread has a least a half inch more ...you should have known the difference.. IT'S OVER!
AnonWhat do you mean there's no flowers??
What have you done with my flowers?
tread-mYEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAW BITCHES! What up pope, blade us out another line playa!
Northern Gearermm, im here i was just hiding behind the couch from that damn goat!
tread-mSaddle up NG, we're about to get the real party started up in here! Found my second wind and this shits on!!! Straight up Road House up in this bitch!!! Toss me another beer for this goat helmet.....Damn I look good in nothing but chaps! No I'm not black, thats propianate ass, the girls were playing quarters off that bitch earlier!
(Greg opens door to room and steps out naked. Realizes grrrls in the room, after a tantalizing moment he steps back in and shouts out)
"Will you guys keep it down out there?! It's hard to concentra-, eat, um... sleep in here with all the ruckus out there..."
(Greg slams the door. Barbie, lying on the bed, spreads her legs a little wider, letting him know she's ready for him -again.)
(Pope, tread, and NG look at each other, then race for the peep hole... too late, grrrl got there first.)
AnonGreg, If you got up to go to the door, you're dragging me with you..I'm not letting you go anywhere without,me!
Anon....Grrrl gets bored watching..checks watch, and wonders when the REAL action is going to start...thinks about starting her own side-show with Pope.
AnonNow Gurl, don't be jealous -cause I have Greg..lol
you have,Tread ,po-boy,and.. where is KMC...
tread-mWalks in, its only 1.40 and everyone is hammered ass blitz passed out! Greg and Barbs door is locked, good thing I installed that peep hole backwards on the door with a mini cam over it....sweet! Now lets hope Greg was really throwing some back into it so my internet porn sales will go up this week...lets see what should I call this one...hmmmm...oh I've got it Brave Heart Ass! Sweet!......looks over the film....DAMN IT. Well hell, I guess I can see if he will split the profits with me if we end up with a hit ED commercial.....hope they can edit out the Goat! I told him that viagra wasnt bunk and a 500 mg hit of deca was fine with it, he's gonna be pissed!!!
Anonwell I have no complaints if Greg is there..
As for the name, I'm not sold on that!!! LOL
tread-mIt will grow on you... ; )
Anonit should be something like...Barbie tears up Ken(Greg)..lmao
AnonTread,, I feel like I'm being black-mailed.lol
tread-mPics better be in my in box by midnight or the bottom falls out of this deal Darlin!!!!!!!!!! Deuces
AnonAHHHHH!!! LOL...
tread-mMy patience are wearing thin!
AnonGrrrl walks in the cave door... WTF??? does a double take at what used to be the man cave, furniture broken, flat screen laying on the floor, a black negligee draped over a lamp.... the goat is chewing on a couch cushion..... Grrrl is disgusted and leaves to go find a work crew to fix the cave..
Northern Gearone man work crew shows up, builds a room for greg and barbie to get, leaves the goat alone cause it growled at him,does a quick vacuum and mop job, replaces the broken TV, and leaves a hefty bill attatched to the door, that also needs a new lock, and had to be put back on its hinges.
Anonwell before you get us the room - Greg needs a plane ticket to get to me .. r you paying for that to .lol
Looks at bill on door, whistles under his breath, fetches loose change out of his pocket and places it in the jar as a contribution... leaves the rest of the bill for Pope to take care of...
Great, a new room!
If anyone sees the hello kitty panties hanging on the door knob it means "Do Not Disturb".
AnonHey Greg.. Goth and I took a ride out in the country and we came along a herd of sheep.. We got you a black sheep to go with your goat so you can have an interracial threesome..
Northern Gearyou put a GROSS STINKY BLACK SHEEP AND THAT BEAUTY OF A COBRA? you truly are a sicko!
Anonhave you ever heard the expression that when you ASSUME something it makes an ASS of u and me?? who said we were in the cobra..????
Northern Gearwell im ASSUMING you dont have a minivan hidden in that garage! and BOTH of those cars are too serious for a farm critter to be riding in!
Anonwell jus cuz you didnt see the sport utility doesn't mean we don't have one..
That's all fine and well but now I can't find Gertrude, my prize winning milking goat...
Gertrude!! ...here girl!!
...ummm, something smells good...
tread-mWe're making K-bobs and stuffed battered mushrooms with tails..I mean tooth picks..yeah, thats the ticket
Anonshe's outside with the sheep we got for you today. Where are my damn panties???
Anonwait ..what?? I'm outside with the goat??.. oh, I don't think so..those damn things they eat my clothes , jump on you..oh,no, send Goth out there to watch it.lol
I've got a pair for sale if you don't mind the fact that my girlfriend hasn't washed them yet.
tread-mIf my wife catches you selling her vic secret panties you're gonna have your hands full! She quit wearing the edibles since you started hgh, said you ate 6 of them last time she was over before you guys even got rollin good!
Yeah, I'm upset about losing the edibles... Great source of fiber.
Anonoh, not those they stain ur skin for a week after...lol
tread-mGoes well with the other pink meat too...when Salmon is out of season of course!
Northern Gear0.87$ just isnt gunna cut it guys!