+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tread-mWell it will have to, we have video cameras and Greg charges for those types of "Goat services" ...you racked up quite a tab! Sorry about the goat growling at you but had you looked at the "get a goat" menu , "angry anal" costs extra since he trained the goat to pretend it is fighting back a little to fullfill the wishes of a few select Arkansas clients....we take visa?
Anonwell I guess you're driving.. ask gurl to borrow her sports car...
what the hell is wrong with a mini van btw??...
tread-mAlright I hate to interupt but I'm here for you, those hello kitty panties were a gag gift, quit wearing those!
Anonwell you can have them back, cause those ruffles on the back -- all stuffed in my pants -just doesn't look right...lol
tread-mUuum...yeah! Right as rain girl !
I'm wearing mine... those are grrrls.
...what are you talking about? Gag gift?
AnonLook here. my hello kitties have disappeared... they better turn up by tonight or there will be hell to pay..
Anonshe needs those to go with those hot red heels , I saw her sporting..lol
and a red bow for her hair.lol
I think tread ran off with them...
Or I might be wearing them, can't tell for sure...
AnonWell JHC.. those were my favorite pair of panties..
tread-mUmmm...yeah here they are. How the hell......
AnonGrrrl snatches them out of Treads hand.. draws arm back to slap him in the face..
tread-mHmmm...figured I'd be punished, not rewarded?
Anonit all depends on your perception Darlin'.. I figured you might like it a lil rough..
AnonNow how did you know I was hello kitty fan.. you're-good..
tread-mTries to walk i n the cave, door seems blocked. Use a little of my crazy ass muscle to push it open...its Pope, laid up against the door buck naked with a Circle K foot long in each hand mummbling in his drunken state, "you fuck with dogs, you fuck with family"! Hey buddy, its Tread...wake up padna? Lets get some coffee in that ass bra....mummbles back,I swear to God man, that fuckin goat can party and when everyone else left me in my time of need he walked over with his cute little cow bell and kinda licked my balls as though he was saying, lets get this knocked out son, I got this fa ya! I mean a goat dude has more compassion than you buncha whores! Look homie, the goat played ya man, I dont know how else to put it, he just waited in the wings watching you do what you do best gettin your drank on knowing you would become vulnerable, that goat can't "be there for you man"...come on brother, lets get you dressed , somehow your wet and you have pool dick and I dont want the ladies seeing this.....when eeerbody else walks out on you, thats when Tread walks in, come on now...
LMMFAO, I cant believe you just called my hrdbdythuggrrrrl a goat, im sure she wouldnt appreciate that. sure she make animal noises when im beating it from the back but thats only when i pull her hair!!!! Ive seen her pix, definately not a goat
tread-mYou the man homie and you win Damn it! I thought she was a cuddle and chocolate strawbeery grrl. And God Damn it if that circle K chili didn't win her over! Hey win some lose some hell.....but seriously dude, it was an actual dead goat , DEAD, i just drug it out and threw it i n the dumpster and asked hardbody to splash some goat piss on her shirt and lay down beside you cuz I got this playa! Bro's before Goats Mother Fucker!
Fuck that! Time to fire up the pit. Don't even have to sLt the meat!
tread-mI'm not sure how much "marinade" Pope pumped into this thing! We had better gut it and make sure its edible....dont let Greg back here it'll break his tender little heart...just tell him we're having K-bobs! Tell him the appetizers are battered mushrooms too, bout what these gerbils look like cleaned....
Those look good can I try one?
helps himself to a kabob
Ummm! marinades a but salty though, what's in it?
tread-mOh that....ummm...well, thats a...Emeralds new salty rub. Pope just rubbed one out on it and I assumed when he yelled BAM..BAM BAM BAM BAM BOOM CHICKIE WA WA.....UUUUHHHH....IT WAS READY? How are your shrooms?
Tastes like chicken
Who left the gerbil cage open?!
...damn it
AnonGreg, honey... I got a new nightie.. I'm waiting for u.. actually I'm hiding and you have to find me...lol...
Ps. I rented a movie for tonight- yes, it's one of those.xox
Barbie doll if you wanted to hide from me you shouldn’t be resting on those white bed sheets with that black negligée on.
I love that you were thinking of me when you rented this video…
(picks the video off of the dresser , glances at it briefly before tossing it in the corner. He approaches her with slow, deliberate steps)
But nothing can arouse me more than you are right now.
(He reaches out and seductively, slowly, pulls the bow holding the top of her negligée. The top falls away exposing her breasts. He reaches out with his other hand and rakes his fingers through her hair. He draws her close to him. She can feel his breath against her temple, shivers ran down her body as he moved closer still. Her breasts brushed over his chest and the sweetness of it started tremors deep in her abdomen. As he pushed her back onto the bed she could feel his excitement and reached down to release it from the confines of his pants. God, he was so hot for her. She wanted to feel him inside her so badly it hurt. Why must he tease her so…)
AnonOh, Romeo, Romeo,.. where art thou...
Juliet is awaiting her Shakespearean Prince to return.♥
I have left you a message, here, and in the PM...
You'll have to pick out which black negligee -you want me to wear..
As I am desperate to please you...
Before the night is out you'll have tried them all on... And I'll have removed them all.
Anon(blushing))) ..do u want my nails red... I always have the french-manicure but will change if you want me to.
.. the perfume scent is...Gratitude, Zorica of Malibu, ( it's a citrus/ vanilla scent)
Although the red nails can be alluring, the French-manicure accentuates your natural beauty and toned healthy look... I wouldn't have you change a thing.
Anon"I wouldn't have you change a thing"... you are amazing ...
you are totally sweeping me off my feet..
AnonOmg.. .. Greg, I think I love you...
My face is so red - I can't even respond to this... But gawd am I lovin' ♥ it!!
tread-mHave you not set up your pm feature yet? Lol.
AnonOmg.. you def. don't want to read the pm's .... let's just say..XXX
Shhh, that's our secret... what happens in pm, stays in pm ;-)
Anonoh, honey you keep this up ..we're exchanging emails.....lol
Anonhey, this isn't Vegas.. why not kiss and tell..
Anonoh, gawd no Vegas, that is where I got MARRIED.. 3 WKS AFTER WE MEET..
tread-mDont tell me what I want! Lol
Anonwell, tread being that you're a good friend(like family) -we may let you watch,.. not the first time tho.lol
AnonI hate to tell you barbie, but tread and I were watching the first night you too hooked up in the cave.. ;-)
Anonyea, when did all this happen...lol
LOL, more fun doing it in public… besides, Pope might learn a thing or two ;-)
Anonoh, def.. it most likely will be in public the first time.. you have me so worked up I'm going to attack on sight...lol..
tread-mYou're gonna be awfully surprised when you line that tub with rose petals and white chocolate covered strawberries and she whips out a circle K foot long weiner! I'm just sayin.....
AnonOh, tread ..u sob..lol..
I think not!!
AnonYes, please, teach pope some moves..
AnonOk, who is down voting me like this.. not cool... you are hitting me every where and that's not how it's works .. you just don't signal someone out.. And for what reason?..At least show your face?
See they need to be identified when doing this ..this sneaky thing-needs to get kicked to the curb!.....no one likes a bully, or a coward.
Now if it's Greg's wife then I deserve every one of those down votes...lol
then I'll take it like a man.. lmao
and how did u get 37 rep points in 2 weeks??? something fishy is going on and ima get to the bottom, of it..... u know how long it took me to get 37 points??? like 2 1/2 months. At this rate youll be a mod before you know it. lmmfao
tread-mShave your twat and get a bikini, I'll up vote your ass homie, playa got this fa ya!