+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AnonOh, Shut your mouth, Hell-boy..it's probably you down voting me .. you're the type that likes to make women miserable!! -joy-killer..lol
just busting popes balls... you weren't here when he was literally begging for points (((LOL)))
oh is it like that????? I thought sex for rep points was a generous trade lol. it didnt work until i barbie came on here and i online fucked the shit outta her, then people were like damn maybe he aint no joke ha ha ha
AnonDamn pope you just kissed and told...
at least i am keeping our hot nasty freaky deaky kanoodling a secret, wait, did i just let the cat outta the bag?
AnonCome here Pope, So I can slap you...
AnonYou meant to say Whoring for points and promising his boxers..
Anonomg.. lol.. u mean groveling?? lmao...
more like whoring... Popes private Idaho (movie reference)
AnonGreg, darling where have u been .. I have had the worst day.. some bully has been down voting the crap out of me. I think it's hell-boy (that-Mod) he is like a MOG) on a power trip.. we'll this honey anit' groveling to him !!! lmao
I've been doing the provider thing. Don't worry about your points, I'm here now.
sounds like a movie the whole family wood love
It was a first date video rental with my (soon to be ) wife... Awkward!
AnonGreg, I started a new thread at the top of this forum.. now ,come on baby, let's take this cave over... lol'
I'm still hiding -come and find me...( EG)
I'll tape it to my leg, that way I won't poke anyones eye out.
AnonOmg... if u can actually do that - I'm scared to death of you!!! lmao..
I cant do it when I am on cycle though. Last time I thought it was a good idea so as not to embaras myself. It was going good till my date showed up........I got a chub and accidently kicked her in the face.
Make sure you keep one eye on the goats then.
Ya'll are disapointing me here! Just got off work and figured the party would still be in full swing.
AnonTread agrees at ur height it would be very awkward to have you naked at the party...lol.. you being so tall - make sure to borrow some boxers or those tightie whitey's.. oh , Yes, we all know Ivan Drago still has those whitey's(form when he was 6) you can borrow his. lmao
Poor Boy,he must not have had a mother growing up to tell him those are unacceptable after 1st grade!!!!
Walks in, looks at barbie, greg, the goat, and a readers digest book strapped to the back of the goat. the new maid is half clothed with Tx passed out on her and what appears to be the rest of hrdbdygrrrls clothes and a empty bottle of patron gold next to the tv which is till playing teckno really loud. once again my main nooka tread is passed out by the toilet with just his socks on and hrdbdygrrrl passed out in the goats cart wrapped up in a newspaper blanket.
shakes his head laughin once again someone has drawn on Tx'x forehead. writes a note to the occupant's of the man cave:
YALL BETTER GET THIS MESS CLEANED UP AND QUIT THROWING PIZZAS N THE SEALING FAN, GREG IF YOUR GONNA HAVE THAT GOAT HERE PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON IT, AND ON YOU TOO AS WELL. GD PATRON!!!!!!!!!
Anonlooks up, sees the mayhem and chaos.. gets up grabs clothes off of Tx and heads to the shower...makes a note to self to fire the new maid and hire a butler.
Damn, the party gets going right as I gotta head to work! I am NOT cleaning this shit up in the morning either!
Anonhey your new here ... we all had to pay our dues.. but you've lucked out..we got a maid and a pool boy!! gratis Tx..
Are you shitting me? You know as well as I do she's going to be passed out with everyone else AND the damn goat.
Anonnot that one.. I hired another one today that doesn't party... she's old and then boyzz won't be hitting on her ... well I might have to have a talk with Tread and Goth..
TxBigBoyYea sorry to late, I bumped into her in the laundry room and one thing led to the next. Older chicks have so much experience!
Anongot damn keep your hands to yourself..I don't want to find her passed out with the rest of them in the morning.. she's here to clean ..!!
TxBigBoyOh dont worry she cleaned up after herself after she forgot to swallow
Just had to welcome her to the house, I mean cave.
Anon(grrrl just shakes her head and has another shot of patron...)
TxBigBoyLet's get some body shots going up in here!
tread-mNow its gettin fa real...
AnonI realize I am drinking tequila, however, I haven't had enough yet to make my clothes fall off... your gonna have to wait along with the rest of them .. (sits down on couch grabs another shot and slice of pizza)..
TxBigBoyBoooo! I'm goin to tha strip club, who's comin with me!
Anonlmao.. you should wait for a bit... the tequila will kick in pretty soon and then you won't have to pay for the dance.. but if you want to go.. can I go with you? I'd love to get myself a lap dance
TxBigBoyHellz yea, saddle up partner! Lol don't worry guys we will be back soon we more strippers than you know what to do with! Greg we migh even stop by the farm and grab you a new goat.
Don't bother I've got my own thing going on on page 2... Dim the lights on your way out.
...now where were we Barbie?... oh yeah...
(His hand moves slowly up her inner thigh, she gasps, arches her back as his hand “accidentally” brushes ever so softly against her. Sending a shiver up her spine that curls her toes. He is aroused by the soft toned body he’s exploring with his hands, and the heat emanating from her.)
AnonGREGORY....my hus. wants to know why I'm calling him that.. (EG)
I'm not going anywhere this time.. I'm staying right next to you.. till you are worn out and fall asleep -cause I L♥VE the things you say to me...xo
What a coincidence, My wife wants to know why her "pet name" suddenly became Barbie...
She also wants to know where this youthful vigor suddenly can from ;-)
AnonWell, I'd prefer I was me you we're calling Barbie...
You'll have to come to me tho. with my lo-body fat -I'll freeze to death out there..
As much as I love the leave changing ..:)
You'll never be cold while I have you in my arms...
AnonSo my Alpha male is home from work?
I need a massage my body is killing me from all the weights today...
well if you promise to keep me warm then maybe.....mmmm
A message? where does it hurt baby, your arms? legs? back?
I’ll take care of you… Do you want to lay down here on the lounge or slip into the hot tub?
AnonAh it's my back.. I'll go in the hot tub make sure it has bubbles tho.♥ the scented kind..(EG) And if you promise to not wear ur swim trunks- I'll leave mine off even tho my bikini is like dental floss (So.. I've been told)
AnonOh, Greg, I had an incredible night w/ you .. I had only ever dreamed of that..
till before you came along....
As I did with you.
...I love the way your hair catches the early morning sun.
You guys go ahead, ......I might drop bt there later.
tread-mHome boy drops off a pizza and leaves?....more for me, now wheres my crushed red Anivar.....
AnonI ll take a piece of that ... thanks (grrrrl grabs a slice of pizza and a shot glass)
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.Permalinktread-mMmmmm....now its a party!