+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonkeep the liquor coming... my man has left me by myself ...(for the evening )
tread-mOh its comin honey, its comin. So, whats your sign?
Anon(chokes on the shot) are you serious? Honey you need to do better than that.. I know you can.. especially if you want me to knock your socks (and the rest of your clothing) off later.
tread-mPatron Gold for the lady please, leave the bottle....
AnonGracias.. don't forget the salt and lemon.. how does that go again.. lick suck..?? I forget ;-)
tread-mNo no...you got it right...and repeat, is what I've always heard?
Anonthought there was something else.. it's been a while.. Goth doesn't let me out much ..
AnonI GOT it we forgot SWALLOW.. lmao
tread-mThats a pesonal decision honey, I'm pretty easy to please. Love the nails!
Anonthanks... I got them done today...special. ;-)
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.Permalinktread-mSpecial for what?
Anonwelll.... I thought I might be meeting someone later..
Someone order a pizza? Extra pepperoni and gongi, just like u like it tread!
tread-mDeal me in! Line up some Patron too Nooka!
tread-mPooooooooooooooooooooope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm tired of carrying your water ...or Circle K weiner...or WHATEVER.... Drop off that last pizza and bag of gongy and lets get this thang bangin!
tread-mLets make it rain up in here!!!! Pope! Brang it Bitch!
DP
No pope, thats NOT a request.... Means double POST!
( walks in and sets up the new Kegerator) been here an hour and ALREADY tired of tripping over beer cans.
This should help.
Northern Gearjust spent countless minutes using the syntax system here, to make my thread a link filled rainbow...and i was told this is the place to let loose when your off work! hows everyone doing today in the man-cave?
well here in the man cave we have only one rule, to tell everyone who comes to the man cave we only have one rule. this is the home of the eroiders who just dnt give a fuck and the home of some eroiders that all they do is give a fuck. yes we have online poontang here, just as soon as savage gets unbanned from here i'll show you. Yes this is a great place to let loose but ware of tread as he is kinda fond of newbys. and FYI if you try to mind fuck anyone in here you might wanna wear a condom because we got some dirty minds. Oh yeah almost forgot if you happy to see a goat running loose take cover, theres no telling what Greg has given that poor goat. And as i told greg in the begining (which might be the reason greg loves this goat so much) dont try to get any goat milk from goat, this is a male goat and its been thru enough.
Northern Gearfeels like i walked into a hillbilly e-narnia! probably gunna enjoy myself just fine
yeah it all fun in games till someone slips on a goat oyster
AnonPffffft look around at the disaster Tx and tread and greg passed out this am..the french maid ran off.w the pool boy..greg was wearing my spare hello kitties... tread drew on Txs. Face and pope thinks it is all funny..how do you think were doing?
Northern GearLOL! well.. sounds like a wild night! atleaste popeboy enjoyed himself.
best believe when my lil thuggrrrls around Pope always enjoys himself
O.K so I tried to read back through this thread a little bit and my brain now hurts.
I am , however confident you all need help.
I also recommend purchasing an inflatable sheep before P.E.T.A gets involved........
Anonto give u a bit of history.. the goats were originally inflatable and have now morphed into real ones.. feel free to join in if you want to play ...
As long as nobody asks me to call them DAAa-a-a-a-ady, I'll hang.
lmmfao see u fit rite in
I had one from ebay... sold it to goth
AnonGreg, where have been? ..did you get that list done??...Mine didn't get done so I'm thinkin'... I'm gonna have to borrow you. ♥
I got my list done... You can borrow, use, and abuse me any time any where ;-)
Hope you saved some of the good stuff for last... Do I need my "tools"?
AnonYes, honey just your tools and tool belt --- BUT THAT'S all I want...NOTHING ELSE ON!!!
Not even my business socks?
...No problem, I'll just need to soften up the leather a little bit.
If I have to do any climbing, you'll need to hold the ladder
AnonMmmmm...ok I think me likey the idea of the business socks..
maybe even throw in a tie..forget the ladder ...I'll just climb all over u ..
That might not be safe right now, I'm feeling a bit weak in the knees all of a sudden...
AnonOh,it's ok honey,just lay down on your back... and I'll make it all better.... you'll feel like ur 20 again when I'm done with you.♥
I already feel like I'm 18.
Come closer, and lets go over that list of yours...
(picks Barbie up into his arms and brings her to a private room)
AnonOh Greg, the hell with that list..
and if you're in front of me .. we aren't gonna be able to make it to the room..
cause I'm taken u down right there on the spot.. ♥
Damn, can you get any sexier? Is that a new perfume you're wearing? You've got my head spinning.
(Sets Barbie down, draws her close. Gently runs his hands across her shoulders, down her arms, and caresses her soft toned thighs).
AnonCan Tread and I watch? I got some pizza and a bottle of Patron.... we'll sit quietly won't bother y'all in the least..
Northern Gearyou guys should write a prono LOL
AnonOpens door and sees Tx and Tread still on the floor..the only evidence Greg was her are the discarded hello kitties laying draped across Tread.... the cave is a mess...) slams door closed in disgust... off to hire a new maid that does not fraternize with the boyzz
TxBigBoyLooks like you guys have been gettin down pretty hard lately, can't believe my maid is slackin! I go out of town for the weekend and come back to her passed out on the coffee table with Tread! And what the hell happened to that pool boy, he called me crying saying this chick with green hair approached him while he was working and... well let's just say he still isn't walking right.
tread-mOh no, he was fine when grrrrl got through with him. When he passed out pope shoved a circle foot long up his ass! That Nookas crazy! I bitch slapped pool stud for eyeballing my shaved arms...We were shaving our arms for 3 decades before these metro's tried it!
tread-mBaby Doll I can explain this just given the chance?
AnonI'm waiting... (arms folded and foot tapping the floor)
tread-mPope brought in some stuff you smoke and said it was some kind of new herbal supp...STRAIGHT UP CREEPER!!!
here in the south, we call it gongy
tread-mYessir....in a bongy