+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sgtstedankoI'd prefer Skippy sir. HAHAHA. Who brought a goat? Too much moonshine for pope?:)
tread-m"A goat"? Try plural....Greg raises them out back and we just do crazy shit when we get drunk! Alright this place dead I'm going to bed...this reminds me of getting into a bar fight defending my friends and what happens is I go way over board, tear the wbole fuckin bar down throwing chairs and then the next day your friends all abandon you for a while so they dont get any law their way! Its ok, they always call eventually cuz playa I make it rain ! Aight sgt..thanks for coming to bat for me today whe n people got pissy, I'd do it for you, and probably will knowing you!
sgtstedankoAAAAHHHHHH, been there. Thank GOD for capped beer bottles, and brick walls;) No thanks needed.< Sadly, I know me, and you probably will. If I don't go and get myself get banned first:( So, thanks ahead of time brother...
tread-mHmmmm....guess I'll be on way, looks like everyone wants to be alone...lol
tread-mTalking to myself again!
AnonIt's ok Tread, just make sure no ones around going .... who the hell is he talking to.
Is he talking to ME LIKE THAT!
They might think you're accusing them of sleeping w/goats, and I just don't want you starting a fight.lol
tread-mIt was filthy talk so I hope pope didnt think I was hittin on him...
AnonCareful now, you know those country boys -ain't to picky..lol
tread-mIt was filthy talk so I hope pope didnt think I was hittin on him...
AnonGoodnight ,Honey ..
tread-mGoodnight heels!
AnonDo you want me to tuck you in bed , read you a lil story...
tread-mI think I do...see how sad I look. : (
AnonOk then,,would you like some warm milk? I suppose you want a dirty story.. lmao
tread-mYes please...rapid eye blinking....
AnonWell I guess,I'm alone tonight..mmmm..
looks like I'm gonna get naked all by myself..♥
sgtstedankoBARBIE!?! NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! I thought that we were exclusive, only now learning how to kind of navigate this fine site with my damn fat fingers. Still not sure. I now see you've been a busy girl, making the rounds... I wondered where you'd gone off to, only to come back walking like John Wayne, smelling of goats, missing the trademark hello kitty panties I gave you for our 5 day 11 hour anniversary:( I'm sorry that I couldn't afford to give you more. You know that you're worth more to me than I could ever possibly purchase for you. I know that now to. I see now that always researching the night away, was a mistake. I want you to know that I truly didn't mean to neglect you in any way, shape, or form. Oh well, as long as you have no real nasty communicable diseases that would make my penis fall off; I shall overlook this, and forget all. Seeing as you're so hot and all... Naked, all by yourself! What a shame; unless I can watch. Coming soon! The new women of eroids pay forum!?!?! I'll betcha BFG will make sure that there are mega points awarded somehow:/
tread-mHave I taught you nothing? Women want what they cant have....now pull yourself together and come back in with that "Stay Thirsty" dont give a shit attitude and try again! Stay Thirsty my friend.....
sgtstedankoOOPS! I shall try that now...
AnonWait a minute.. You got those hello kitties for ME... You got her some TOO??? It's OVER sgt.. we're finished.. grrl storms out of cave
AnonGurl, do you have the berries?? He is out we need to get him back in .. He is cranky
he really needs to hibernate.. I sure wish they would let him..lol
sgtstedankoNNNOOOOO! SHIT! Grrl, what are you doing here, now... I knew I shouldn't have come in here, and started mouthing off. In truth, the hello kitties were a bulk purchase from Costco. I feel so dirty. It's all over for the sarge, he's lost all hope. He plans on going to Walgreen's tomorrow to buy some slin pins that he will then use in self deprecating ways probably on his testicles, also involving Deca... Only because he hurt you:(
AnonOH,NO, WAY!!-- cheap panties!! you want me getting all yeasty down -frothy..LOL
sgtstedankoLol! I don't care about any of that. I care about you, barbie, and accept you however you come. I like your froth, it's you. Own it;) Damnit! Going to lunch, thinking that fish tacos sound good this afternoon...
tread-mSorry I was typing when you posted and blocked your chase...I'll go Jethro and fetch him if you like, he thinks I'm a God so I can get him to obey if you wish? Lol
sgtstedankoThere is a GOD, and I know you ain't him, my pants are still up? Sorry, I've been in a live chat with Jessica w/total gym:)
tread-mDont be mad if you taste me on her lips...I always leave some for my home boyz...you know this! That woman shutters and cries my name out if you can take her next level........................STAY THIRSTY
sgtstedankoShe let's you kiss her!?! She told me that's too personal. She won't even let me make eye contact:( Just as your not in her at the same time I'm happy. I just can't stand feeling of another man's wangus rubbing mine through her walls. Nor a turn on:( Next level... I'm usually asleep by the time she gets there brother. I'm a busy busy man. I wondered who this Hollywood/Greg/po boy/tread were. Only time I heard anything bout it. She was coming out of the bathroom, muttering something about a mysterious rash;)
tread-mDamn everyone on their best behaviour tonight huh?
AnonOf course we are!!.. You know that's not a good sign when Hell-boy comes out..
He usually stays lurking in the shadows.
I don't want to see that Grizzly bear out of his cave...
Shhh ...I'm on my tippy toes..lol
tread-mLighten up girl!
AnonHey, he turned me over his knee and did a number on my butt...I can hardly sit-down.LOL
He did other things to, but I can't talk about them.
FUUUCCCCKKKK no one told me i needed popcorn before i came in here. And hey the barn aint so bad, you get cuddles even if you dont want them lol.
tread-mGas, grass , ass or popcorn. Nobody rides for free! Well or goat feed....
Anon(whisper voice) Tread,Gurl,Greg, where are you? I'm hiding in the cave..
I got a span-ken today.. and was told I'm only allowed in here, and the lounge..lmao
Shit ok hold please.................................................................................ok shit i got it, fuck forgot butter, ha wait we cant have butter ok i am safe.
tread-mHow did you sleep pope?
slept good, that damn hrdbdy kept making goat noises all night though. hell i kind liked it
tread-mYeah dont you remember, you kept saying " rock that ass camel jockey"! You made me whip you with weiners as we came down the stretch! Lol
AnonThat wasn 't me pope it was tread... I slipped out while you all were playing peek a boo with the sheep and goats
AnonGurl, ran off with Greg and me..
you tricked me, i wondering why ur wiskers were tickling me
AnonWhat are you talking about ,Po-boy?.. Hbgurl is bald down there-trust me I know..lol.
AnonYou mean where? In the Barn out back.
yeah barbie opened her barn door and let me come in thru the back. I like making a noticable entrance
no barb he meant how? bucked naked next to two maale goats was the answer he was looking for, oh and with a goat fkng grin on his face???
tread-mHe has become quite attatched to gertrude, figure he'll ask Greg for its hoof in marriage before long and guess who the damn best man will probably be!??!
AnonMy real name isn't gertrude, It's Gretchen...Greg is marrying me..lol
tread-mDont threaten me, the power is mine and mine alone!
AnonJust cause you got your Gorilla costume on, and feel all powerful..
Doesn't mean I won't take you down, honey. He'll I'd dance all over you, before you even knew what hit,ya. lol