+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sgtstedankoOh, the horror. The horror. Bfg kicked in the door, shot one dude in the head. Said who's fucking next?! The things he made us all do:( Bfg made us strip down slowly, to nothing but our business socks;) Then he yelled, "dance point whores dance"! While throwing vials of EQ, and cigar butts at us. All while promising free gear, shares of lixus stock, mega points, and immunity from being banned. Good times, brother;) You can take my place next time.
AnonTread, did you not see the original pictures I had posted on my gear pics??
I had to take them down from the annoying Pm's I was receiving.
My point is... Greg doesn't need Viagra- when I am standing over him in just my stilettos and nothing else on... He is like a steel rod- I actually have to give him time to calm - before I mount it.. LoL
tread-mMine requires a very large influx of blood so a little baby blue is what the ladies like and what they get...broken hearts in the rear view honey with no complaints....I'm a giver!
Anonaren't all you men givers?? ...It's the taking I'm getting sick of ...lmao
AnonTread did you see a doctor yet?? this repeating yourself- thing ..has gone on way to long.. Oh, I prefer the purple-- lmao!
tread-mDARLIN the color is up to you, its like I told my wife this morning at 5 AM when she said I cant stop shaking its like sensory overload...I said saddle up girl I just stopped for a protein shake, be quiet now babydoll, you're gonna need your energy in the later rounds!
AnonSo, were talking Bull riding here ??? you aren't going to throw me across the room... are you??
tread-mThe rider sets the pace, I can be as soft as rose petals or as rough sandpaper, suit yourself....I'm a giver!
AnonSANDPAPER??? WTF? so now you have a tongue like a cat?? Are turning Thunder cat on us to,Tread...
tread-mThe beast is kind and will respond to your desires...if you are soft, he is very soft...if you are rough, he teaches you the meaning of rough indeed.!
tread-mMine requires a very large influx of blood so a little baby blue is what the ladies like and what they get...broken hearts in the rear view honey with no complaints
AnonWait,wait ... are you trying to tell me you have a smurf wiener?? Lmao
AnonWhere is Gurl?... I'll have to ask her see what she says...
tread-mWho is this gurl, I once knew a sexy grrrrrl. But not sure a gurl....was she german?
damn tread she has you all elmer fudd and shit, stu..stu...stu...studdering on a post.
AnonWhere the hell is Greg?
Greg where are you, Honey.. I miss you so much..♥
right here barbie doll
AnonGreg,where have you been all day?? I'm assuming you are on plane to visit me? (EG)
AnonOh, I need you right now soooooooo bad..
Is it business time?
tread-mYOU SLUT! tell me everything later.....
AnonYou'll have to ask my Gregory as he has such a better way of saying things..
He just makes me tingle inside-- takes my breath away...
Barbie doll I dream of the day I can make you tingle with more than my words.
wake up fool and get your hands off my legs, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
IMA BOY DAEMON! YOU ARE NOT IN PRISON NO MO!
LMAO
...wha' ...where am I?
Oh, Pope, it's you... did you shave your legs?
...you're so soft and smooth. Like a goats udder.
yeah i lotion myself up with goat milk.........WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, THE POINT IUS I AM NOT ONE OF UR BILLY GOATS U CAN JUST SPOON WITH WHILE DREAMING OF EXOTIC WOMEN, AND BARBIE!!!
AnonSo am I ...-I'm just waiting for you to come and get me... ♥
AnonOmg... you just made me burst out laughing...
Ummm.. you won't have time to take off your socks.. I'm pulling you right down on top of me, and sliding you right inside ... make sure you kiss me. ♥
ok heres what really happened. I was helping tread work on barbies hatch, when hrdbdy pretends to act digusted when she walks in secretly signaling me to come load up her trunk. I slip thru the back door when one of gregs goat comes crawling on hrdbdys frontend. in my book theres nothing worse than goat cheese in your grill so i run back in the house and hrdbdy speeds off to get her frontend cleaned off
AnonPo-boy I went to get my Hello Kitties on this morning .. and someone ate the crotch out of them?? Did you do this Po-boy?...
You didn't think it was real cotton candy did you?? does your belly hurt now..lol
tread-mOk wait a minute...its sounds like someone in that scenario was yeasty but I'm so damn confused I dont know who!
AnonStego-man was trying to buy Gurl and I cheap panties..
He was trying to make us all frothy, and yeasty down there.LOL
sgtstedankoI'll never forget our first date at walmart. You looked so beautiful, skipping up & down the Aisles, looking for your first new pair of cowgirl boots;( Oh, good times...
AnonOk, Cowboy you listen here.. This lil Honey,has never, ever, worn Walmart clothes..
Rflmao.. However you did make me laugh hard..
BTW.. It would be Victoria Secrets for clothes..And Boston Proper.
Undergarments is Fredericks of Hollywood.
sgtstedankoYYYEEEEE HHHHAAAWWWWW!!! Oh, How soon you forget:( its what's inside that counts. Material things matter much to some, and so little to others. All we need is love, test, and uh... I forgot what I was gonna say, just looked at your pic, and started thinking skivvies. Good day miss...
AnonWell if you are not into Material things?? skinny girls w/tattas..long hair..
nails done.Then maybe you might like me..LOL
See Hell-boy loves me unconditionally - I told him I had cross- eyes and a wart on the end of my nose.He told me no problem-- he will use it as a buffer..lmao
tread-mOh girl get out of that. Gremlin and climb in Big Treads Yukon and I'll get you the hell out of this dollar store parking lot and get you girls downtown to the fancy stores and give you the things a girl? Needs! I know something else you need too but I'll keep that a surpise for after we get all the sexy wear bought...now I want ya'll to try on everything in the store for me just so we make sure you're happy of course....
sgtstedankoHey man, leave my car out of this! Go ahead, leave me in the parking lot of the family dollar, wondering where Barbie Girl have gone off to. They had a sale on shampoo, and slin pins:) It wasn't always like this brother... When I first met our little Princess Barbie in the parking lot of the wal-mart she was homeless, and honestly somewhat homely, not having showered for months:( She didn't even know there were other kinds of cheeses besides American slices. Poor girl. But try as I might. She still absolutely wouldn't tolerate me mauling her on our first date to taco bell. I considered myself lucky to even get a kiss, from her soft enough to kiss forever lips. Sigh... It was my money that taught her the love of style and dress. The finer things in life. She wasn't always styling Derby hats, Stilettos; her nails didn't always have to be done as well as the toes. French manicure baby all day, everyday. I'll never forget the perfect waist length strait dark brown hair w/blonde streaks just around her face. Tattoos of SARGE on her hip. Not one split end on that beautiful head. WOW. I knew it wouldn't last. Me having to sell my house, Condo in Palm Beach Gardens, and the apartment home we kept in the city that we would sometimes stay at when out home was being fumigated, after her family would come to stay. Six months at a time! Also having to sell our/MY four cars. the 01 Boxter, 01 Jeep wrangler Sahara, the 64 Pontiac that took me a year to rebuild. Even ended up having to sell her new, as of last year Lexus. I really liked that car, nicest one I ever purchased. It on screen/window nav, and air conditioned seats... Just know that long after you grunt, beat your chest & wallow off to sleep; Barbie, and grrl will have share the picture of my tongue in remembrance of me. A time not so long ago, when they were both individually satisfied everymorning, and then I would make them breakfast. Anything they asked;) Good day to you sir. This is what I get for working late;( Oh, & Grrl hasn't been able to stop talking about some GOTH 7s Guy. I got so jealous that had 4 of my close buddies, fmr 10th mtn rangers, yada, yada, yada, now current private contractors, go and scare some sense into him, maybe break some bones. Never heard from my bros again. They just disappeared:0 And this GOTH guy showed up in a nice Must Cobra to pick grrl up from my new digs. A pup tent down by the river. YES, that's where I'm living now, with my two dogs. Dudes biceps are as big as my legs! Anyway, he had a nice fresh 8 each eyeball&Ear necklace:( FYI. Barbie talks in her sleep. Something about DREAMY GREG, the heir to Harlequin/Mills & Boon publishing fortune...♥
here we go
no no no (whoo ooh)
piece of shit car,
i gotta piece of shit car
that fucking pile of shit
never gets me very far.
my cars a big piece of shit
cause the shocks are fucking shot,
and my seatbelts fuckin broken,
i got to tie em in a knot. (its a piece of shit)
i cant see through the windshield
cause its got a big fucking crack,
and the interior smells real bad
cause my friend puked in the back. (its a piece of shit)
(piece of shit car) piece of shit car
(hes gotta piece of shit car)
it sucks royal dick (that fuckin pile of shit, never gets him very far)
oh fuck you car.
its got no CD player,
its only got the 8-track.
whoever designed my car
can lick my sweaty nut sack. (they can bite his ass too)
and i got no fucking brakes,
im always way out of control,
11 times a day i hear "hey watch it asshole" (you fucking piece of shit).
(piece of shit car)
i've got a piece of shit car (hes got a piece of shit car).
diesel gas sucks my ass! (that fucking pile of shit)
that pile of metal shit (never gets him very far.)
oh what the fuck did i do,
what the fuck did i do,
what the fuck did i do,
to get stuck with you?
you're too wide for drive-thru
and you smell like the shoe,
but im too broke to buy something new.
ah fuck me.
the engine likes to flood,
the car always fucking stalls,
and the seat cushions got a big rip
so a spring always pokes the balls. (ouch ouch ouch)
plus the doorlocks are busted,
i got to use a fucking coat hanger. (what a pain in his ass)
and if a girlie sees my car,
theres no chance i'll ever bang her. (he'll never ever get the pussy)
hey shut up!
(piece of shit car)
you piece of shit car. (hes gotta piece of shit car)
you piece of shit car (piece of shit car)
bald fucking tires (hes got a piece of shit car)
no rearview fucking mirror (piece of shit car)
7 different colors (hes got apiece of shit car)
fucking rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car)
tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (piece of shit car)
whoaaaa the whole town thinks im a loser (piece of shit car)
cabbie give me a push! SORRY, HAD TO BE DONE. Got me thinking of this old Adam Sandler Classic...
AnonOK,I know how you country boys work.. This must be your sister you are talking about ..
you all get so cuddly with your relatives... Lmao..
My hips are tribal!!!! lol
Well you did get my nails and toes right.. Every two wks they must be done..Yes, Derby hats as not to get sun on my skin.THat's why I made you sell the condo, in FL.the sun is to brutal on my skin.I like my china doll color.
As for the car , Barbie is sad -I didn't get a new car.. I was told I was going to but it didn't happen.
I'm still a van gurl..but you know the saying its what's inside that counts.LOL
Ps.. that's PO-boy's favorite cheese- he actually thinks that is really cheese..lol
sgtstedankoNo, no. It's all you barbie. Own it! You know I live in your bushes, wearing everything I own "a trench coat, jar of peanut butter tied to paracord for a necklace & a cock ring" I flash you every morning when you go out to get your paper;) You also know my whole family disowned me after I brought you home to meet them;( but I didn't care. You were my future, as they were my past. Oh yeah, BTW, I faked it Everytime. Yup that's how good I am. All stunt cum;) nothing makes a better grilled cheese than good ole processed American cheese!
AnonYour lessons from tread aren't going very well are they?
AnonWell looks like Hell-boy got his way.. turning all our fun into a ghost town. :(
Halloween has come early..
sgtstedankoI honestly couldn't afford treads in depth lessons:( it was like fucking med school! Diagrams, graphs, clinical trials, etc, etc, etc! I figured, I just gotta be myself:) gotta get shit done2day... tayl
AnonYour barbie is running all over you...
sgtstedankoMy Barbie? I thought, that both You & Barbie had left me, and the dogs to fend for ourselves, living in a pup tent down by the river;(
Anonshe's leading you and the rest of em around by the nose... you don't fool me.. it's Barbie you've been after all this time..
sgtstedankoI'm sorry;( My PENIS, he betrays me! I'm powerless against you grrls:(
Anonplease see my comment on male enhancement ...
sgtstedanko:( I scanned, and I scanned, but couldn't find your comment. I got sick f reading. Lots of goats, etc... What are you trying to say here grrl? I know it's small, but you don't have to call me out on open forums, in front of everyone;( oh, and that rash usually goes away in a couple days
AnonWalmart?? I don't think so..lol..
Hey check out the Tread story up above.. So is it true what he claims..lol