+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tread-mNo I mean by saying things that you know I have a hard time with and risking getting banned! Lmao. I appreciate the commendation though... : )
Anongrrrl walks in the cave after her all night cardio session, changes into her bathing suit, grabs an ice cold beer from the fridge, looks down her nose at the Italian strippers,heads to the pool, and tells the boys to come see her when they re ready for a real woman
I can't believe you've been here for two hours and no one has asked if you want another beer or some sun screen.
-Tread, have I thought you nothing?
tread-mI can only imagine what you have "thought"? : )
LOL, I pinedth my thongue muscle this morningth... I said, "taught", thamn it
tread-mEven with your lithsp I see the way you look at me when I pet the goats!
AnonGreg always the gentleman.....I could use some sunscreen please..:-)
AnonNow, don't be putting sunscreen on Gurl, unless you want me to go Miss.Piggy on you,Greg..lol
tread-mHey now....there's plenty to go around here....this is a house of love! Hell we have flowers!
I must, it's part of the ancient code of chivalry that guides me... I was going to ask if you wanted to help ;-)
I promise, I won't even think of how her soft skin will feel like velvet under my hands as I gently massage the sunscreen to her shoulders, back, and legs.
And the fact that she's removed her top, tantalizingly exposing her bare back and shoulders to my imagination while hiding the softness of her breasts with the towel... doesn't phase me a bit.
...What's that? why am I holding the newspaper in front of me like that?... no reason.
AnonOhhhh Greeeeegg, could you please bring me a glass of ice water and a fresh towel? Pleeeeease?
AnonIt's ok, I'll get it.. ( cause I'm gonna spit in it)) ( jK).lol
AnonWell if you wanna play like that Barbie you should have told me sooner...I ve already done left thecàve but when I get back.....lmao....
AnonJello wrestling ..bring it on, BABY.. hey isn't that what Hell-boy took his date to watch...lmao!!!
tread-mWomen ar caddy bitches to each other...I love that about you!
As you wish...
AnonIt's ok...I ♥ Gurl..
tread-mHow the hell did he work his way into a threethum, as he would put it, and I'm stuck watching pope Chase goats with weiners?! I'M taking the goat for a walk! Stomps out and knocks keg over and kicks plasic cups holder across room.....
AnonWell being that you can't spell Threethum..how about Foursome, and we will let you join, honey..
tread-mAwwww....Greg will still call it a fourthum, he had his tongue pierced ! Its a mid life thing you wouldnt understand Barb......
AnonOmg.. lmao. ..
AnonToo. Late Barbie :-)
tread-mUuuummmmm...the only reason they are here to begin with is you're gone. Say the word and ho's go!
tread-mHey...anyone seen the pool? I didn't even know we had a pool....I JUST KICKED THE STRIPPERS OUT!......so tired of gettin played.......
AnonMight as well keep since they are paid for....who knows we all might have some fun with them :-)
tread-mRuns out the door chasing pink hummer limo........
AnonOmg... wait ..what... is it the Spice Girls they're back!!! lmao
AnonNo spice please the strippers were bad enough...the pool is out back can't believe you didn't notice...oh, that's right y'all been too busy chasin nonexistent skirts.....I mean stripper s and goats
AnonCome on, they we're amazing --I mean they became Music artists, and they couldn't even carry a tune..lol
tread-mI gotta sober up...I thought that was a watering hole for the goats!
AnonMaybe some glasses would be helpful?
tread-mIs that you grrrrrl? Wow...2 of you! Sweet!
tread-mI spend 4 straight hours doing cycle help in PM and come in here and people talking shit about me!
Anongrrrl runs into to grab new boots and new outfit.. throws it in a bag and runs back out to the car..zooms off in the vette.. grrrl has a hot date with one of the Mod Squad
AnonGurl, where are you honey.. help me here .. I know you've been surfing around Eroids.
( I promise not tell Hell-boy)) Did you not read about the inspector?? lol..
What was that by a girl a drink-?? As he gets up to run to the cooler he has in his car...Brings her back a Sam's soda...lmao
tread-mCareful....they love to take your freedom of speech. Your date might be scrubbed in the morning even if you go to the OFF TOPIC. club and then to one of those anything goes movies....plus they wear cheap jewelry! ; )
lmao!!!! Your in the cave now, what happens in the man cave, stays in the man cave!!!
GREG I SAID WAKE UP AND GET UR HAND OFF MY LEG!!!
tread-mGreg is a giver brother! Lol
I feel so special, cant believe yall made my favorite dinner and it aint even my b-day. Time to crack a bottle and make ya body waddle. Cheers to my favorite people!
AnonHey check out Treads post below -- he is stealing your thunder cat w/his sand-paper tongue stories..lol
Oh, yea cheese wiz on the side for extra dipping..(YUCK!!)
AnonPo-boy where are you? They are making your favorite dinner up in here..
Grill Cheese....Stego-man is popping them right of the pan..lol
HAHA FUCK all i gotta do is come in here, read this shit and laugh. suddenly everyone around me thinks i am crazy, ha if they only knew about "THE MAN CAVE" on eroids they would understand.
tread-mYuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!! Dont let the cry pussies drag you down to their level either! : )
sgtstedankoCry pussies? That's a punk band, right... Or is it bout time to hide...
tread-mYeah they started off out in LA as the butt sniffers and it just never took off....
AnonAh, no, that's me knowing how to get my way.. work a man over..lol
I turn them on like a faucet works every time..and mind you my husband is a hard man..
sgtstedankoPlease Barbie, Don't mention your husband within the confines of these cave walls. Makes my PENIS Jealous;( ♠
AnonAnd when the tears don't work,, I put my hands over my ears and sing'( this makes him insanely mad))..
laa-la-laaa-la-daa-da-I can't hear you... actually if you we're a hit man my husband would most likely inquire about your services..lol
walks in cave...OMG, its to early for this crap. who the hell has been breeding gerbils in this bitch. theirs a gerbil who appears to have eaten some of gregs viagra because its over next srgt sniffin sgrt's ass stroking itself. Pope has on one high heel and looks like...damn nigga you smell like goat piss, why are you in the shower with a pillow. i turn the water on and let the tub fill up around him. maid walks in butt ass naked with her fat ass hanging out all over the place and clorox wipes. she starts ...wtf wiping all these crashed out niggas dicks off and starts molesting their asses. while she works pope he starts to come too and she grabs one or grrrls wigs off the counter and puts it on and wispers in his ear as if she was grrrl. poor Pope. ill tell you later but shes playing a little rough with his ass and i think hes only letting her cause he thinks it grrrl. why the hell are all the gerbils gathering around Sgt. they dragged the long clear tube next to him too. i think he's safe they are to small to acomplish what i think they are plottin on him. im leaving to go get tread to come get this fat maid from molestin all the brothers up in here, as im leaving i hear a ruckuss behind the couch, a damn baby goat just born, wtf...it has a human face...and it looks like...GREG!!!!! barb is gonna be pissed. this place is getting crazy... and who the fuck is the guy sitting in the dark corner smoking a cigar. im outta here.
tread-mWalks in cave, Gregs naked mid room bottle of tequila next to his lifeless body viagra spilled everywhere and Barb cramming them down his throat treating him like a circus pony! Grrrrrl signs everywhere, tags from new cloths, shoe boxes and heels laying everywhere, different color wigs all over the counter and hello kitty panties discarded on floor next to empty new hello kitty package vette key gone, she must have had a date! Pope laying in the floor with hello kitty panties on his head, 3 empty bottles of prop on the floor and an empty syringe hanging from his temple and one from his shriveled balls, slice of pizza with a hole in it around his dick..wtf...sonic footlong in one hand and strawberry sex oil in the other, laying in a pool of goat piss with a gerbil bangin his ear...kick the gebil away, pull the pin from his temple, leave the one in his balls, sorry homie, drag him from the goat piss and slide him into the shower with a pilllow....sleep it off playa! Sgt and the rest of the crew buck naked in the corner with all the goats ....BFG sitting in the other corner smoking a cigar in low light ...Big is that you, I didn't know you stayed? " are you kidding, I drop 2 large a night in the Italian sex clubs, this shit was free! aight, well hit a bother up when the maid gets here and we can discuss these thumbs up issues while we oil her up and spank her tight little ass, damn she's a naughty little thing, french you know...