+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tread-mAnd ride we will playa....right up the Vegas strip in a Limo, shirt off up out the sun roof. Lookin for ho's! Well or just real slutty chicks, I dont pay for it homie.
god damn rite, now if some1 wants 2 pay 4 us im not gonna turn it down
tread-mI DIDNT SAY I WAS CRAZY NOOKA..GLOVE UP AND GET IT DONE....TWICE!
aint going anywhere 4 a while? grab a magnum!!
AnonYes, I pre-fer the bad boyz music much more than, Hell-boy's 70's porn music.lol
tread-mBoom chickie waa. Waaaa! DIRK DIGGLER IN THE HOOOOOUSE!
id really like to give you a point right now mmmmmmmmmmm ya sexy ass thing
Anonwe'll seems our point system has been taken away.. WE HAVE BEEN GROUNDED OFFICIALLY..by Hell-boy.
I promise to be on my best behavior,see me sucking my lil lollipop..
I want my point thingy back.lol
sgtstedankoIf I can see you sucking a Lil lollipop, circle k wiener, banana, handle of your hairbrush, etc, etc, etc, I SWEAR TO GOD, I will somehow convince "Beg" BFG to bring that point whoring thingy back, but just for you Barbie. No one else gets that kind of power:):)
AnonOh, come on you guys.. I got spanked ..deal with it.( actually I kind of liked it..)
tread-mBout to sike that ass for you!
AnonTread ..we can hear you - talking to yourself..
AnonYou look good in pink and red..
tread-mI know right! I couldnt believe it myself...just goes to show you, keep an open mind.
WHAT THA FUCK HAVE YALL DONE TO THE MAN CAVE!!!!! even gregs goat looks lonely, yall need to buck up bitches, and why is tread crying and singing i feel pretty???? We dnt have whime in the MAN CAVE we drink cold burr, now somebody roll up sum "fuck it" and we'll give this place the respect it deserves. By the way if yall dnt hear from me for a lil while hrdbdygrrrrl has "sumthing to show me" Balplplplpl
AnonOh, Greg isn't lonely -he is exhausted from last night.. and he forgot to anchor the bed and it broke.. lol
tread-mWell bhell you warned him! Tell him to walk it off, its just half time!!!
need... more... test...
passes out
AnonGreg,are you ready for round two?
I have on my stilettos..wearing a white tee- w/some daisy dukes.
This ought teach you a lesson for messing around with a girl almost 20 yrs. younger than you..♥
tread-mBout 5 minutes you'll look like the Babe at the plate....
(Looks up, and places his hand on the big apes shoulder)
Thanks, bro, you're a life saver...
AnonI'm here baby, and I'm gonna revive you .. are you ready..
No Barbie doll, it's called mouth to mouth not mouth to... ohhh.... never... mind... you obviously know what you're doing...
Anonfeeling your eyes roll up into your head yet?..Mmmmm ( EG)
tread-mAnd then what happened............eager face
AnonYou'll have to ask Greg.
She’s standing there across the room statuesque and beautiful as ever. The sundress she’s wearing is accentuating the curves of her toned shapely body. As he approaches he can’t help but drop his gaze to take her all in. The thin fabric of her dress tantalizingly outlines her nipples, his gaze drops past her hips to her thighs. The hem line of her dress is short making her legs look that much longer. The soft folds of the dress seductively accentuating her toned legs.
He brings his gaze up to meet her eyes, those beautiful green eyes. He reaches out and rakes his fingers across her scalp pausing momentarily to massage her temples with his thumbs. He pulls her in to softly kiss her full lips. As he does so he releases her long hair and combs it with his fingers. He takes the hair in each hand and drapes it in front of her shoulders and down over her breasts letting the back of his hand gently brush against her nipples. She inhales sharply, almost a gasp. His hands continue to follow the contours of her dress, down past the hips, over the thighs, and rests on her firm, round ass. His excitement can no longer be concealed.
She places her hands on his chest and pushes him back onto the edge of the bed. She seductively traces a path down his chest, over his abs to his waistline as she kneels in front of him. She releases his excitement stroking the shaft, softly, slowly, as if to size it up. He lets out a groan of pleasure as he watches her take his member into the fullness of her mouth. He falls back on the bed his hands massaging her scalp trying to keep busy. He’s worried he won’t be able to last.
She skillfully massages his sack while she takes more of him into her mouth. Artfully bringing him just short of a climax before backing off. He groans, the tension of his pleasure is almost unbearable. She smiles and feels herself get wet at the control she has over him right now…
tread-mHad to step out on the porch for a cigar and a beer, I'm tired!
...can I bum one of those off ya?
tread-mTake 2, you earned it!
AnonOh,Greg.. I think I'm falling in love with you...♥
I have never,ever, met anyone like you.
Barbie doll, you ain't seen nothin' yet ;-)
AnonReally? I can't imagine - any better ..you do need change your name though.
Cause you are the Ken I've been looking for. ♥ (giggles)
AnonIs this your dirty lil bedtime story...
Ok, she stood over him ,with her lil sundress. She wasn't wearing and panties ( YUP,no,kitties on)....She was bra-less here nipples were erect because...
OMG...WHAT IS THAT POKING UP UNDER THE COVERS!!
tread-mI dont know......it looks like something big like one of my larger toys? I k now what you're thingking, "Is that a Tonka toy under there or are you just glad to see me"? Wait...its on hold I have to go to the gym! Yup..I do
tread-mAnd then what happened............eager face
AnonOmg.. what's happening to you, Tread ..First you're talking to yourself..and now you're gonna start repeating everything over, an over...rflmao
tread-mI know I'm rambling now!
Anonrflmao- it must be contagious, I see Po-boy's doing as well. lol
Quarantine-- the Man Cave.. I don't want it ..lol
tread-m2 mll test prop with a viagra chaser stat! CLEAR!
sgtstedankoYeah, it was pretty dead in here. You leave, and the place goes to shit. Hahahahaha! I feel pretty! Lol. I heard he may have gotten beat up by some pud dude, whilst defending grrls honor yesterday, but didn't see it:( the mods were all over it, so sumtin big def went down. And tread is still in full force. Haven't seen das pudsmacker since... Actually used to sell wine, until the federalies caught on:(so we have a warehouse full of it:) oh you're w/grrl;(that was quick grrl, almost too quick if you ask me! And I always do:) I don't feel so bad now. What kind f papers do yall use to roll up fuckits. Zigzag orange? I'm told not to touch the flowers. Them fuckers look like they're dying over here. Also what happened to the goats, why is one wearing boots? Top of the morning to ya sir. Gotta run:)
the names spud, mad dog spud to you sir. i have no beef with anyone here
here just trend. hes my mortal enemy, my arch nemesis. i was sent back
through time to slay the big ape, who tries to be the dominant male
who sticks his nose where it dont belong. i hear he lives in the hills
far far away in the network land of eoids ,who sits in wait watching
post after post waiting to attack spud for no reason. but the spud who
would not take hes bullshit chased him to the top of a big tower and
pushed his hairy ass off. the trend fell 1oo stories crashed to the ground
and the hairy beast was no more
sgtstedankoYeah, whatever... Well, that's just peachy. Glad you accomplished your mission mad dog spud... From what I hear, you hurt some fellings:( Not cool brother, not cool at all. I know for a fact that tread has better things to do than lay in wait for you, and other dudes to fuck up, so he can strike down with furious anger, and destroy his brother. I honestly find it hard to believe that he would pick on you, for no reson at all. So I'm thinking that if greg, and tread say you were being a douche; You prob were. That being said, I wasn't there. So I don't know... I'll give you the benifit of the doubt, and say OK, Dudes got a lot of test coursing through his viens, maybe mommy didn't hug him enough, etc, etc, etc. Maybe he's the toughest guy at his gym, yada, yada, yada.. If you're here to help. Sharing your wealth of knowledge, or possibly even to glean some in the process of being on this site. Welcome brother! But if you're here just to start shit, hurt people, because they are penisly challenged, etc... Then Fuck off back to where came... Good evening. I hope to learn something from you brother, I really do. Just trt to play nice. I am:)
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(Cuz apparently ppl can't help putting in their .02, which doesn't help anything)
AnonHey, where did the voting thing go, its not on here anymore?
sgtstedankoSUP Bitches! Yeah, I'm not very good at this either. Still sulking from Barbie & Grrl leaving:( Not sure how to use the oven, clean the bathroom, etc, etc, etc. God, they do so much, for so very little in return. Plans on buying underwear in bulk, or just going commando until he figures out how to work the appliances. Sigh
AnonWe'll here I am and what do you want for dinner??
I was sore last night-I got a span-ken from Hell-boy(Hllbdboy) and let's just say the man doesn't have a gentle bone in his body..lol
sgtstedankoUh... You're wearing it;) I need for dinner what what I need, & want every morning, afternoon, and night. Slices of you, Barbie. Just two slices if you. Ha! I thought that was treads big ass hand print. Did he make you wear the schoolgirl outfit, and call him sir again; and tell you that you need not worry about the blinking red light, that just means the camera is turned off? I'm hungry now, damnit!
tread-mAHHH...He's a puppy Dog you just brought out the beast in him with all that testosterone you brought out in the gang here! Its all your fault and for that, as I told him, you must pay! Pay you did little one, pay you did!
tread-mOk first up skooter, grab a towel and please tell me you have been swimming? Nevermind not important....ok one rule in the man cave. You dont fuck with the flowers! The worst ass beating I have seen in my life was when grrrl came in and Pope was beating on the flowers with a foot long coney , knocked his ass straight off the back of the goat and I had him tied on cuz he kept falling off!