Three friends married women from different parts of the world.

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and clean the house.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house, dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the housework, clean the dishes and do the cooking.

The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge meal on the table.

The third man married a girl from England. He ordered her to keep the house clean, wash the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry, and put hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything either; but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.