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So I was thinking today fuck man I need mo money and mo sleep. Mo money for gear and mo sleep cause fuck everyone needs sleep so I got to thinking and then BOOM I FIGURED IT OUT... I got a night job at the local glory hole I already talked to the pimp and is willing to duct tape me up to the wall so I can sleep and just pull my small ass dick through the hole. How will this work your thinking well the answer is Prami I’ll take 1mg 2 hours before my shift and sleep like a baby for 8 hours with a rock hard tic tac of a dick basically free fucking money the pimp told me I’ll get paid 20 bucks a shift that’s 7300 bucks a year plus tips <——pun. I might as well and sell my house cause I’ll sleep at the glory hole shower at the gym and work my normal job anyways you guys are welcome for the tip <—— again pun

bluebear45's picture

Heard theres a big glory hole job in Chicago working 7-12's. Anything past 8 hours time and a half. past 10hours is double time. 200 a day per diem paying 50$ an hour for mouth fitters that's guys who just fit dicks in their mouths. For combo hands that's the men that take it orally and anal you get 69.69$ on the check. 401k and health insurance. There will be a gate test it is 12inch bbc schedule 80 you have 10 minutes to make it bust so good luck. call your local business agent for more details

addicted.to.pain's picture

I admire your ingenuity , and I question my own commitment to self improvement for not thinking of it before you.

333's picture

It came to me in a vision probably caused by hgh vivid dreams

addicted.to.pain's picture

lol of course hgh "the Peyote of bodybuilders ". You are a true visionary sir!

Bill1976's picture

Nothing wrong with peyote. Except the hangover dirty feeling after.

333's picture

Lmfao

GizmoDuck's picture

Shoot. Just stand on the side of road with sign that says. F it, need money for gear!

People be like. You know what, I appreciate this dudes honesty. Let’s help him out!

Blaaahdk's picture

Me to

333's picture

Lol I would

Slowly's picture

Don't do it! I'd kick the guy who invented the money. lol

SL's picture

Been taking Tren and doing this for a couple years.. How I pay my gym membership haha

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333's picture

Your workin to cheap then join the glory hole union

SL's picture

Lmao :))

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wanted's picture

Im shocked more of you guys havent found out earlier where all the money is. Its Dancing in gay bars.. 500-700 a night
If you didnt know NOW you know... lol

333's picture

Or Tren at bachelorette parties just fuck them all and never goo

Blaaahdk's picture

Just Got home from my nightshift to This lmao awesome no homo

333's picture

Lol well you might as well and quit your night shift and find a glory hole look for the pimp and go ahead and drop my name

Blaaahdk's picture

Will Do bro lmao

Steveking1980's picture

This Is great! I’m starting a similar business. I’m going to mount backpack straps onto mattresses and walk through town. Twin,full, Queen and king size mattresses will determine the cost

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333's picture

Lmfao

Steveking1980's picture

Overtime after 8hrs? Still searching for the disclaimer “kids don’t try this at home or at the glory hole” at the bottom of this read.

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333's picture

What I did forget was the no homo

333's picture

Time and a half after 8 double time after 12 it’s a union gig I’m hoping to get my 6000 hours as fast as I can so I can journeyman out as a apprentice I can’t quit