OK, this happened about two weeks ago, but I was talking about it with a friend and thought you guys might enjoy.

Like everyone else on here, from time to time I order packages full of goodies, and anxiously await their delivery. I swear everytime I'm like a kid at Christmas. I day dream about how smooth the oil is going to be, and the insane pumps I'm going to get. I think about the muscle that is going to build on me, and just get excited as hell.

When the packages come in my wife will call or text me that I received a package, and it's all I can do to make myself stay at work the rest of the day! Except for the last time...

As usual, I'd been sitting at work, checking the shipment tracking systems. It said it had arrived at the local shipping hub the night before, so I'm excited! I text my wife at least three times that morning asking... and nothing. By the time 4pm rolls around I'm losing my mind! I call my wife on my way home and she doesn't answer, and when I get home my kids distract me playing with them for a bit.

FINALLY I get back to my bedroom, and what a pleasant surprise! It's spotless (this is a big deal in my house), but nothing on the bed, nightstand, or dresser waiting for me. However I walk into the master bath, and hanging on the wall is a HUGE Twilight poster... right next to my side of the sink, and underneath it my package. It had arrived about 11am, and she per-meditated the whole thing...