posted Sun, 05/12/2013 - 08:27
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Share a funny story about you and your mom on Mother's Day!
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Since today is Mother's Day I thought it would entertaining to hear some funny stories or memories about you and your mom. I'll start, at one point I was the only guy in my house except my dad. So it's always me an 3 women cause dad worked like 16 hours a day. So one day I get in a battle with my sister, oh an she has back up, my other sister. These girls are taking it to me. Mom should help me right? Nah, she comes flying from the kitchen like a witch on a broom and starts pummeling me with the other 2 and brings a big ass Wooden spoon to beat me over the head with....Lol.. Yeah that was embarrassing, banked by 3 chicks, but today on Mother's Day I find it to be a fond and funny memory about my mother. Share yours !
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I know this is a day late but my mom passed away a couple years ago and it's nice to bring up a memory.
So, I'm about 10 and we live on a house with no attic over the living room and the ceilings about 16'. It's Christmas time and my dad gets the biggest Christmas tree he can find. One that's gonna hit the peak of the ceiling once we slap the angel on top. One that won't fit through the front door...
Fortunately we have a sliding glass door in the living room. This is on the 2nd floor. The house is being remodeled and there is no deck so the sliding glass door goes put into open air; 12' drop to the driveway.
Here's where my mom comes in. She was born with a hip defect and used an electric wheelchair. So what would be the logical redneck thing to do here? That's right, throw a rope through the door and tie mom's wheelchair to the Christmas tree down in the driveway. I mean, the more power we can tether to this tree the better.
So my mom has her chair matted down, giving her hell and dad and I are pulling for all we're worth. We get the tree up to the door, just now realizing that we're gonna have a hell of a time pulling it around the corner of the floor and my dad grip on the front of the wheelchair slips.
The tree is plummeting to the ground and my mom is gunning her chair and just flying towards the open window. She hits the window and shoots out into open air and drops to the driveway.
Jk. That would be sad and not funny at all
What really happened is my dad managed to get a hold of her and stop her from plunging to the driveway. My mom didn't think it was funny at the time but it is now looking back at it.
My brother and I were sitting in the kitchen.. me on one side..my brother on the other...
my mother is making dinner.. its summer.. were sitting there waiting to eat..( were
like 14 and 10 btw).
Out of no where.. my brother.. cuts the cheese.. now..he has a funny little thing he does when
he does it.. he squeezes his ass cheeks together..to change the tone of the fart.. so..it squeeks..
(its wicked funny to hear him do it..).. so he fires first..i break out laughing.. and then immediately
let loose with a really bad belch.. like nasty..( which) i wasn't expecting either.... to which my brother
and i are rolling out of of chairs laughing.. my mother then throws up both out of the kitchen
for being a couple nasty little a-holes.. you had to be there.. but its a great memory !!!!!
SeaHawkIn middle school 4 kids beat me within an inch of my life. Temporarily lost vision and feeling on one side of my body. My parents decided to home school me for the next year before enrolling me in private school. I was fortunate enough to have a stay at home mom. We went to museums, historic sites, the zoo... It was one of the best times of my life. Had my parents not put that extra time and energy into me the incident would have likely sunk me. After a year of this I was happy and well adjusted again and ready to take on another 4 years of school. Shes an angel.