vike strolls into the thread hoping to find something new and exciting to read and learn from, after a quick email check he realises this is just another troll spamming his beloved site. AaaaaRG!! he lets out an almighty roar that would wake the dead and reache under his wolf skins to pull out a pair of MP7 machine pistols, he looks at them with a squint in his eye and mutters! Too Noisy.... throws them to one side and reache under the skins again.. this time two he pulls out two incendary grenades! glances at them and mutters! Too messy... they get dumped too... he reache back under the cape and this time his eyes widen and a big smile appears showing his pitbull style teeth in all their glory... Oooh Yes!!! he hollers has he slowly reveals his favourite weapon... slowly the thick shaft appears with the name of this big beast written on the handle.. #BAD KARMA...Vikes pet name for the death hammer... out that beast pops with the head weighing an enormous 500kg...... Ooooh Baby .. vikes lifts that bastard above his head and starts to swing the beast untill it starts to whistle he has it going that fast..... vike look up to the heavens and screams for the GOD odin to place Donaldsonjoseph at his feet..... now that ungodly fkn hammer is spinning at around 100mph vike looks directly into the eyes of the said TROLL and brings that hammer down real hard.... SPLaaaaaT... i shit you not Bad Karma landed so fkn hard the TROLL was instantly fkn vapourized.... not a single trace remained!... laughing like a man possessed vike just licked the blood from the heavy hammer head and strolled away silently looking for his next victim.

Moral of the story.... DO NOT fuck around with vikes beloved eroids or the Ban Hammer named BAD KARMA may just land on your fkn head one day?