As of late, I have made a conscious effort to up my water intake. I like to keep it at a minumum of 1.5 gallons (That's 5.678 liters to you Europeans). I don't specifically measure the amount, but I'm familiar enough with consumption that I know when I'm hitting that mark. Any sit down time that I have, I find myself forcing liquid down my throat like Tread-M at a job interview.
This little habit poses a problem as I find myself Pissing every 5 minutes. Now I'm not talking prostate enlargement drizzle pissing that you see with our senior citizen members (Tread, Viking, and Goth). I'm talking full on bladder full piss-pressure high enough to splash my boots pissing.
Yesterday in the interest of productivity, I decided that no longer would I waste five minutes out of every hour walking to the bathroom to take a piss. I decided that I would build a nice piss bucket, that I could keep underneath my desk to piss in when needed.
My design criteria was as follows:
1. The mouth of the piss bucket had to be large enough to hang my enormous weiner inside and have enough room to shake leftover piss off of the end of my unit.
2. The piss bucket had to have enough volume to contain at least 4 successive pisses.
3. The piss bucket had to be silenced, in the event that I had to piss when someone stopped by my office to visit.
4. The piss bucket had to have a sealable lid to avoid spillage and contaminating the air with the smell of well.... PIss.

So last night I stopped by the Home depot and picked up some materials and constructed the greatest PVC piss bucket ever made.

To be continued..