posted Thu, 01/09/2014 - 08:00
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Now I have a Complex!
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A little rant here ! So today at the gym this fat fuck interrupted my workout to give me tips on tricep pull downs.. He proceeded to tell me how he did them and they worked well. Mind you, he was about 300 plus of nothing but fat. I stood there silent and staired at him blankly until he stopped talking. I put my headphones back on and continued my workout.
Now here I sit with a complex thinking I must look fucking small and like a beginner. Otherwise, why the fuck was this fat fuck even speaking to me!!! Has this ever happened to anyone else and did you have a WTF feeling in your head after?
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BigBmajSome 80 lb kid tried to tell me how to do bicep curls in the steam room the other day. It wasn't a good day to talk to me in first place. I did totally rethink my whole philosophy on offering gym advice. I used to offer unsolicited help, but it all stopped that day. I realized it's best to let people do their thing and not even think giving advice.
Get over the complex. People in bad shape do that stuff all the time, you should be flattered. He was trying to show the big guy he knows something too because he feels bad about his body.
Omg i needed a really good laugh tonight! oh oldhead the guy is obviously nuts, we've all had the fat ass gym police offer their unsolicited advice....im impressed that you kept a straight face and didn't burst out laughing yr ass off in his face.
and p.s. ur in amazing shape so dont let it rent any space in yr mind except to give us all a damn good laugh
well looks like you need TNE and DBOL ed, 3cc of synthol ed on each tricep head, workout arms 3x a week, wear a hoodie for a month, then after a month do a superset take off your shirt and show that fatty who's BOSS! lmfao
p.s dont do this.. maybe the guy was breaking your ballz
I Promise I will avoid the synthol and Dbol.. Can't promise I won't hit some TNE tho.. Lol
You should of told him that, " I see it's working really well for ya."
I was to stunned .. Lol
Those that can, DO! Those that can't TEACH! Love them virtual bodybuilders!
Lol.. I'm feeling better !
Sirk1981LMFAO!!!!! This is the truth. Like a fat nutritionist, or a respiratory therapist that smokes. Come to think of it most of my coaches growing up were fat as hell.
I work in the medical field I know exactly what your talking about ... Drives me nuts
Bro, maybe he was sparking up convo looking for a lift buddy or something.That was his was to break the ice! Then again he might have that, I'm always right and know everything attitude. Or maybe your pull downs looked sloppy (which I highly fckin doubt). I was just starred down by a guy at subway, I thought for sure we were going to have to fight. He eventually complimented me on my tattoos..What I'm trying to get at here big dawg, is people are strange and have a weird way of making friends. Direct his ass to the nearest lypo clinic or treadmill!
Yeah Im pretty sure he was trying to be nice, but I would have rather him talk about the nfl playoffs then try to offer advice.. That shit irritated me ... Lol
Sirk1981On another note. I see all these little guys rocking back and forth doing curls, or doing the helicopter with the bar while on the bench and I want to step in but I don't. I'm not getting paid to train them. Now I do have a buddy that I lift with occasionally and we give each other tips or maybe I should say reminders about form. Now there are this group of 4 girls that go to my gym and on squat day for them, they come ask for pointers. AND I am ALWAYS, ALWAYS glad to help spot.
Go back and smash the fat cunt square in the teeth........ that should give you a healthy appetite to put some size on! (are you really that small) LMFAO!!!!..... Eat some pies.
Lol.. I guess if I eat some pies I'll be "big" like him..
Don't let it go to your head... Some people are just chatty "know it all's" and they think by giving shitty advice they are befriending people and winning their respect... I have a family member like that.. Tells me how to do everything better while his life is a shit show...
If you ever talk with that dude again he will most likely tell you the best way to drive your car, have sex with your lady and do your job... 100% guarantee it's just his warped personality.. Not that fact that you could use another 10 pounds of solid muscle.. GET YOUR WEIGHT UP... just saying ;-)
Thanks for feeding into my psychosis.. Lol
Do you even lift bro? lol
That's how I feel!
This gave me a good laugh. Wish I was there to see the look on your face. Unfortunately, that little interaction is going to end up costing you some cash. I see two choices to get your head straight. 1. Months of intense therapy or 2. More gear. Lol
Lmao ! I guess I better place an order !!
We've been meaning to tell you about how you look, but I'm glad tubby finally did! ;-) LOL
I get this once in a while and it drives me crazy. I'm happy to learn something new from someone who knows something, but it's always some beginner, fatty, or just the extremely deluded that seem to want to offer advice. It definitely leaves me feeling befuddled.
I sometimes get the urge to offer unsolicited advice at the gym, until I remember how I feel when the shoe is on the other foot.
It and still is driving me crazy! Lol.. I think he might have been just trying to make small talk but I'm really not into socializing in the gym!
GearofWarYeah me neither brother. That's why it's all Hoodies, Knit caps pulled low on eyes and earbuds glued into my fucking head. I try to look as unapproachable as humanly possible even though I'm a pretty nice guy outside the gym really. I'm not there to fuck around, joke, laugh, socialize and make buddies. The gym is my temple and retreat. So please don't fuck with me whilst I'm "praying" cocksuckers. Lol!
I am envious, I would love to hoodie up and keep people away, but seeing things "business" wise, for my own best interest I try to stay semi-approachable...
GearofWarYou're involved in the health and fitness industry aren't you? If so, I can see why you'd need to stay approachable. It's not that I'm an antisocial elitist it's just that I typically work out in my lunch hour so I have a limited time to hit it as hard as possible.
Lol I like that...