Need some "player" advice.
I havent been playing my game very well with the ladies lately, all these muscle gains has got me all arrogant and shit! No but seriously now, there is this crossfit looking girl (if you know what i mean) at my new gym, and she lifts harder than most boys on the gym. Shes dead serious about lifting and good looking too. A pretty young thing as the Hodgetwins would say.
I need ya'll advice or as Arnold would say in "pumping iron"-Advices-.
Im someone who works out alone cuz i just take this shit to seriously to do with a buddy and hate gym chit-chat. Thats also something i wanna portray in her.
What should be my first move? It would be great if some gials would reply too.
hahaha appreciated guys!
Update: GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH! Never thought i would see so many comments! Appreciate the jokes too, fucking hilarious.
Update: This week i went 5 days in a row to da gym, just to see what her time schedule was. BIG TIME MOTHERFUCKING STALKING HAHAHAA! Now that i know more or less her times, (with a creepy evil tone) all i have to do now is play my cards right. Wish me luck muscle-heads.
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Hey dude, you got some very good points. will consider all of 'em. Cheers
And that was the getthoest talk i've ever seen, fucking cracking up right now.
tread-mCheck my other post to you brother while you still can
i learned a long time ago, humor, confidence and intelligence go a long way. be confident enough to approach, smart enough to talk about anything, and make sure you get her to laugh in the first 5 minutes of talking. than youre as set as you will be if she finds you attractive
tread-mBrother "smart" is not an option, he either has it or does not! Lool
Like "they" say..."you cant fix stupid".
tread-mNope...and I hope that's not the carbs talking to me directly! If it is, I got this for you doll, not to worry.
Awwwww honey.....nooo its not the carbs...helll i dont have any. And you...well you swept me off my feet..no "playa" goin on thurr..you being you is exaaactly what got me!!!
tread-m; ) mobetta
AnonWell Ive been fooled a few times about someone elses smarts, but then that may just be a measure of my own
tread-mLol...I think they call that your "equal", no?
Dab a little TNE on each side of your neck and walk up to her and say Hey sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
The fuck is TNE? and the fish sandwich just simply gets old. tried to many times. always works though
Ask her if she needs a spot. Or ask her to spot you. Lol that's all I got brother.
keepin it old school, but i cant seem to synchronize my timing in the gym with her. GOTTA DO SOME REAL STALKING ASAP! HAHAHAHA
AnonSadly I didnt ever learn how to "play that game " really well untill I was about 30. Got to use my skills for a few years, but now its only for sport that I see how interested I can get them.
I will tell you, simply loosing any fears about being said "no" to will help greatly.
Confidence, thats what i need dude
simple, introduce her to eroids and she'll drop her pants and be forever in your debt.
Lol
TrIed, didnt work. Fuck
SonofaBitchJust tell her "hey you! i need you to spot me for a set"
if she's at all interested she will do it, if she says no don't pursue again for a few days lol.
While doing this set, the force must be with you, if she sees any sign of weakness your gig is up.
after "thanks my name is __, ive noticed you here doing more than most the guys"
she will then smile and you will say "we should exchange numbers after i finish my workout"
if she's into you she'll get your attention before she leaves
then GET THAT NUMBER BRO
Just be confident in whatever you do bro and you can get whatever you want.
Guarantee it will work.
Edit: Advice from a guy who used to get paid to convince random women to spend money.
Yea man, imma definitely comment about her lifting relatively to the rest of the gym's, I thought of that too but you just made it clear enough for me to tell her. Dude thanks!
I would just talk to her. Be honest. Hell with games and stupid lines. Just tell the truth. You should get a feel for how far you can go with the conversation. Might need to talk 6 weeks or might need 6 minutes. No telling . The truth might sound like a line but as long as its the truth and in the right moment doesn't matter.Once you find out she is married,has a boyfriend or she is a lesbian remember at least you got to practice.
Thanks, "truth", good advice. Cheers!
Are you sure she is not a lesbian and your stressing about nothing?
Lesbo? even better man
Buildbigger86AHAHAHAHAHA
Anondon't say things like this or she might assume you're a registered sex offender (joking)
find a common ground with her, and see if she wants to work out with you.. and go from there, make her feel appreciated/special.
AnonWhat or who is the Hodgetwins??
Buildbigger86Yes i FOR SURE Agree with Muta on this one. Casually start conversations with her in the gym. Say Hello and how are you when you see her.
If she is hot she will most likely at some point be like " OMG I LOOK SO GROSS RIGHT I NEED TO LOSE MORE WEIGHT OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES" either reply with a joking reply and say something like " yeah you should prob do another 30 on the treadmill and jokingly laugh. She will most likely reply with either a smile and a punch to the shoulder or like OMG your such a dick but smiling. Only use the technique if you are comfortable with her and you know she is a cool laid back chick who can appreciate sarcasm.
When you see her next time say hello and if she say's hi back ask her, " how her weekend was or something.
If she stops and tell's you about her weekend she is interested in you. Be polite and go on with your lift and maybe occasionally look at her to see if she is looking at. Throwing little sign we could call it. When you leave walk up to her and say something like" have a good night, it was nice to meet you"
When you see her next time just say hello again start a conversation and work in would you like to lift together. If she replies yes she wants to know more about you.
By the time the workout is over you'll be able to tell if you have a chance with her or not and she wants to make it physical or she just wants a friend.
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My Man!!!! now thats some great advice, thanks for your time dude! really appreciate it! Your my first real choice now.
Work up the heaviest sweat possible and go up to her and wipe your sweat all over her. Then look her in the eyes, smile, and say: "lets get out of these wet clothes.
that will be my second choice, slapping her ass while squatting is my first.
Surprised your answer did not involve Sodium Pentothal and a ski mask.
Lol. I've turned over a new leaf brother. I haven't killed a hooker since Tuesday night.
shit, you beat me. My last murder was wednesday. LMAO
shit, you beat me. My last murder was wednesday. LMAO
Anonfirst time Ive laughed in about 5 days. my wife thanks you
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkLol. That's the second time she's thanked me today.
Lmao!!
RustyhookerI avoided th chicks at the gym. If you break up nasty style you'll be seeing a lot more than bargained for
Or just tell her that ur a certified personal trainer and u think that she isn't working out hard enough
Works for me every time . Do it to the pretty girls though, that ones who aren't as pretty might get too hurt and then ur gunna get kicked in the nuts
ill give a shot, and update her reaction in here. i got nothing loose, just a set of nuts.
Dont listen to GRRRL. Xv is spot on. Find a flaw or something to tease her about and dont let up. Once you have her laughing find a reason to walk away. Dont ever let her end the convo.
You better break out the ambulance for after you tell her that .. she'll mop the floor with you with one look .. she won't even have to twitch a bicep ... you'll fold like cheap drug store cotton...
I take that guys dont really hit on you. poor little thing.
they are too afraid of Gothic to do much more than stare .... from a distance ;o
I'm gunna make an instructional video on " how to properly hid on girls in the gym". Episode one is going to be about to how properly flex while asking a girl for help u find the 100lb dumb bell
I cant wait ..lol.... in fact I m going to ask you everyday when is it going to be finished..
hahaha, she'll split me in half and eat me for a snack.