Need some "player" advice.
I havent been playing my game very well with the ladies lately, all these muscle gains has got me all arrogant and shit! No but seriously now, there is this crossfit looking girl (if you know what i mean) at my new gym, and she lifts harder than most boys on the gym. Shes dead serious about lifting and good looking too. A pretty young thing as the Hodgetwins would say.
I need ya'll advice or as Arnold would say in "pumping iron"-Advices-.
Im someone who works out alone cuz i just take this shit to seriously to do with a buddy and hate gym chit-chat. Thats also something i wanna portray in her.
What should be my first move? It would be great if some gials would reply too.
hahaha appreciated guys!
Update: GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH! Never thought i would see so many comments! Appreciate the jokes too, fucking hilarious.
Update: This week i went 5 days in a row to da gym, just to see what her time schedule was. BIG TIME MOTHERFUCKING STALKING HAHAHAA! Now that i know more or less her times, (with a creepy evil tone) all i have to do now is play my cards right. Wish me luck muscle-heads.
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ooooooooh, scary...... dont wanna ask, but what did u write?
Write anything you want here and be as explicit and arrogant as you want, I really dont mind. I actually rather if you speak your mind.
peace!!
Lmaoo noo i postdin the wrong thread..thats all.
cool beans, hot one!
AnonIf it was PLAYA advice you needed, you probably would have been better off with the Hodge twins!!!! Probably wouldn't have done you any good though and you might have spared your ego a blow. Judging from the way you were tripping over your lip hanging so low and all that drool you were slipping on, probably better off she's hooked up with someone else. She might have ended up play'in you!!! Gotta watch out for who's really play'in who!!!
coming from a woman who's been hit on at the gym more times than i could remeber....its best to just smile...if she smiles back...still doesnt mean shes interested.....kinda play it cool look her way occasionally and notice if shes lookin back....then leave it alone for that day....next time you see her smile again maybe you can pretend you need to use something in the area shes in...or maybe you need to use a plate thats racked near her....you get the idea...whatever....you need to make eye contact smile and say something "are you using this bench? how many more sets do u have? if and ONLY if she is really friendly should you say anymore than ok thank u...whatever u do be very nice and friendly...if shes attracted to u she'll let u know in no uncertain terms....good luck and if u need more advice it will cost ya lol
thanks for all the feedback miss, but this mission was aborted 3weeks ago haha, but that was some real good info!
take care now, and good luck with var! one of the safest orals out there
well thank u sir and if u need advice on the next cute girl pls feel free to ask ;)
OH, that is just simply wonderful and nice of you to say. I will definitely have you in mind if i need some advice, you better count on it ;)
Have a great weekend!(whatever is left of it)
So....... What happened? Most every woman responds to very high confidence but not cockyness
1008 AlphaRoidynoob
Mission Aborted__The target's male partner was only half a click away when flirtation initiated___
__Next objective:--Eliminate male partner-- ___
__Copy
1008 Roidynoob Over___
Bro, you are better off. Suppose you hook up, maybe hang for a while, then it breaks off. Then you have to see her and deal with stupid emotional crap in the gym...your place to do work and have solitude. You don't $hit where you eat my friend! Just my 2 cents.
I agree with this philosophy. Nothing worse than having a broken heart and having to see your ex each time you go to the gym. Find another hot woman.. they are a dime a dozen
dude i couldnt care less about seeing a chick everyday that rejected me, i really dont give a fuck, and its certainly not going to influence my workouts. It happened to me high school, college and now work,hahaha i dont take this kinds of things seriously mate. but thanks
Who says it has to be a case where SHE rejected YOU? What if she turns out to be clingy or psycho and you can't get rid of her? Jussayin
why did it become bold? please dont fuckin reply saying i shouldnt write in this format and blahbalhablah rules rules,
I think it's all about how you carry yourself.... I don't hit on women at the gym, I do make conversation though. After a few conversations I've been asked for coffee before and even back to one girls house. Be a gentleman repeatedly, no vulgarity, talk diet, about the treadmill, what level of incline and speed, I talk about food mostly it works for me? But look at my avi, no woman can refuse my smile....
Unless you see this chic walking out the door and strike up a convo she's going to think you are a creeper... We always think dudes that talk to us at the gym are creepers...
However, if you do try the teabag thing please give us an update... once you are healed up!
yo yo yo yo, thanks! is it better if i walk in her changing room once she walks in? and start there a convo?
Do girls like teabaging on the first date?
You could do that.. I need to advise you may see old wrinkle ladies in undies.. but hey you may like that... :/
Teabaging??? ummm that's really a fouth date kind of thing.. Unless she gives it up on the first.. then hell all the rules are out the window then.
damn, your advice will definitely help me out on this quest. thank you shreddedchic now everything makes sense.
SERIOUSLY NOW!!!!! What those a guy have to do in the gym to get your attention and start small talk???, aside from being good looking.
Will appreciate an honest answer
Im learning here boys!
In the gym?? Nothing would get my attention because I have head phones in my ears and the only thing I'm thinking about is getting this workout in.. That's why I say if she's really into fitness she will think you are a creeper for bugging her.. Try to talk to her before or after the workout.. Hell get her name and facebook her.. that's what I did to SC.. it worked
Loud and Clear Mam!
whats or who is SC?
What littlec said.. He's my other bigger cockier other half...
AnonSC is shreddedchedder. Her other half.
dredayJust be nice and don't come off as a creeper like my bud he was curling and this chick walked by he said hey u into biceps baby she then called him a douche rocket
dude, you're friend is a legend
AnonHahaha sounds exactly like something I would say to a dude.
Yo misses C!!! Gimme some advice, you're a good looking woman (i think), what would be something nice to say/do to a girl in the gym to start small talk and not coming off as the typical hunk???? thanks darling
AnonLike SCC just said, try and talk to her before or after her workout, maybe ask her if she would like to get a protein shake or somethin... but not that kind of PROTEIN ;P
LOL Just be yourself, don't be scared, girls like confident guys, but not cocky ones.. Catch my drift.
Oh and just know, you are a bad ass!!
hahahaaha, Protein Shake??? that sounds like the worst idea everrrrr! but hey, if a good looking gial says it, then it must work. thanks lady! Greetings all the way from Spain!
AnonShoot if a guy wanted to talk over a protein shake, I would.
But don't be afraid to ask her out
You got this!!
PS one of my best friends from elementary school lives there. She is gorgeous
really? what part of spain?
AnonMadrid but im not 100 sure where in Madrid. I know that city is massive!
haha, awesome im living there right now.
Go for the grand slam. "Hey baby." "U an offical here?" Bc u have offcially gave me a boner! Is that a mirror ur pocket? Cause I can see myself n ur pants! Is ur name ticket? Bc u fine! Do u have any toilet paper bc when I saw u I shit my pants..... one of those gotta at least make her smile....then ur n there! Iff u need more holler at me...lol
ait, im hollering at you now! gimme some mo' feedback! i need a counter-argument if she curses at me on that "hey baby" scenario.
U just tell her how it is! Honey, u gave me that (boner) . U did that to me. Tell her u willl follow her to the end of a rainbow, just to hit the jackpot!!!!
Or roll her eyes in disgust and turn away real fast! Please tell me u never used those!! Lol
whoever said you're a "hot girl"?
tread-mHey cock meat, we have a rule on this site you don't run your fuckin smart mouth to our women. The reason I know is I made the rule. CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONLY WARNING. One more you're gone. Btw , I said she was and my word is final round here junior. Don't let your lil test high bring ya back running your mouth either, as I said...YOUR ONLY WARNING.
BAM! look at big pappa layin down the law.
Roger that Sir! Loud and clear. fyi, it was a simple tease no harm intended.
Peace & Love (and roids).
tread-mAs long as there's roids we're all good : )
I knowwww u aint askin that rignt thurrr.. Hey Tread...sweetie...mind fillin him in!?
yo, i was just teasing, after seeing all your cocky ass comments had say something thas all.
He wasn't Girl.. forgive him.. he knows now what he is saying..
lmao....I couldn't say never. But, u have to admit they r funny! I
AnonThat is freakin funny!!
tread-mBrother, girls hate fng "players" cuz all they are doing is "playing". Just be real and be sincere and "IF" you're a nice guy maybe something nice happens for you in hopes she is a nice girl. Personally I might jump in for a spot if she looked as though she was on something she needed it for and then without even saying anything at all turn and back to what you're doing. I think from there she thinks "wow, no cheesy fng pickup lines he was just nice and hopped in to help". If she says thank you say anytime and drop it. If she does not say thank you btw, move on she's "not the one". Anyway, just don't force it or make it look forced would be my point. Just perfect opp thing and don't come running across the Gym in other words. Lol
Now if she ends up being the type skank that likes a playa then you have to go to plan b. "Yo yo yo yo gurl why you gotta be all stingy witcho digits B? Best step up in hurrr and gitcha some a this lovin lil thang befo this firetruck finds another flame to work on! " lmao...yeah, goltta love those dudes and the gurla that like them deserve them!
PS...don't spend all your time staring her down either like a fng lion on a kill, they hate that shit tool perv! Lol